Calvin Johnson’s Crazy California Crapscapade

If, like me, the bulk of your knowledge about California consists of Escape from L.A. quotes, those ‘Welcome to California’ ads, and a vivid mental image of cartoon ‘49ers dancing around a pick axe, there’ll be no better time to check out The Golden State than on Calvin Johnson’s upcoming tour. Earlier this year, the K Records founder released the fantastic LP Calvin Johnson & The Sons of the Soil (TMT Review), featuring, among others, the spectacular track "Booty Run." You may want to check that out first.

And if you like to smoke mad weed, much like the man currently sitting next to me in the park, I hear California’s a great place for that. While waiting for Calvo to stop by your town, go rent/buy the 1977 weightlifting documentary Pumping Iron, which closes on an especially poignant note – the victorious now-Governor of California wearing an ‘Arnold is Numero Uno’ shirt and smoking a phatty. Apparently wildfires aren’t the only thing that’s been blazing in California. God bless America.