Chance the Rapper unveils victory tour following huge wins in recent Super Bowl, World Series, US General Elections

Chance the Rapper unveils victory tour following huge wins in recent Super Bowl, World Series, US General Elections

Well… okay, fine!

Chicago-based, um, “rapper” Chance the Rapper totally WAS planning on hanging it all up and returning to his true calling of trimming nails and draining anal glands at the local Petco (totally a real thing).

BUT, as Pitchfork reports, those pesky Grammy people totally twisted his book-coloring arm with those three Grammy wins for “Best New Artist,” “Best Rap Album” (for Coloring Book), and “some third thing” — SO NOW, thanks to that crap, he’s like TOTES GOTTA GO ON SOME HUGE WHIRLWIND TOUR SHIT at the end of April instead, just to keep all us loopy legions of salivating fans happy!

Ugh. Goddamnit, and he was really looking forward to supporting the healthy anal glad function of tons of afflicted, Chicagoland dogs and cats! Sorry Chance; back to THE DRUDGE.

(Oh, by the way, “that third thing” he won a Grammy for was “Best Rap Performance” in his Lil Wayne collaboration “No Problem.”)

THE DRUDGE:

04.24.17 - San Diego, CA - Valley View
04.26.17 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
04.27.17 - Sacramento, CA - Golden 1 Center
04.29.17 - Salt Lake City, UT - Maverik
04.30.17 - Boise, ID - Idaho Center
05.02.17 - Denver, CO - Red Rocks
05.05.17 - Dallas, TX - JMBLYA
05.06.17 - Austin, TX - JMBLYA
05.07.17 - Houston, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion
05.09.17 - Tulsa, OK - Bok Center
05.10.17 - Omaha, NE - CenturyLink Center Omaha
05.12.17 - St. Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center
05.13.17 - Kansas City, KS - Providence Medical Center Amphitheater
05.14.17 - St. Louis, MO - Scottrade Center
05.16.17 - Columbus, OH - Nationwide Arena
05.18.17 - Detroit, MI - The Palace in Auburn Hills
05.19.17 - Cleveland, OH - Blossom Music Center
05.20.17 - Pittsburgh, PA - PPG Paints Arena
05.21.17 - Gulf Shores, AL - Hangout Festival
05.24.17 - Toronto, Ontario - Budweiser Stage
05.25.17 - Montreal, Quebec - Bell Centre
05.26.17 - Boston, MA - Boston Calling
05.28.17 - Seattle, WA - Sasquatch
05.31.17 - Buffalo, NY - Darien Lake Performing Arts Center
06.02.17 - New York, NY - Governor’s Ball
06.03.17 - Virginia Beach, VA - Veterans United Home Loans Amphitheater
06.04.17 - Washington, DC - Jiffy Lube Live
06.06.17 - Baltimore, MD - Royal Farms Arena
06.07.17 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum Complex
06.08.17 - Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavillion
06.10.17 - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
06.11.17 - Atlanta, GA - Lakewood Amphitheater
06.13.17 - Miami, FL - American Airlines Arena
06.14.17 - Tampa, FL - Amalie Arena
06.16.17 - Eau Claire, WI - Eaux Claires Festival
06.17.17 - Dover, DE - Firefly Music Festival
08.08-12.17 - Tøyenparken, Norway - OYA Festival
08.10-12.17 - Gothenburg, Sweden - Out West Festival
10.03.17 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Bowl

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