Conan O’Brien’s Last Show Friday, Neil Young Guests

This morning, NBC announced that Friday will indeed be Conan O’Brien’s last show before Jay Leno returns to host The Tonight Show on March 1. (Fuck NBC! Fuck Leno! Fuck three late-night shows on one station!) According to the Associated Press, O’Brien will walk away with $33 million, and his reportedly disgruntled staff of 200 will split the remaining $12 million of the $45 million settlement, which amounts to roughly $60,000 per person. O’Brien reportedly plans to supplement the staff’s severance out of his own pocket.

The terms, the details of which have yet to be formally announced, allow O’Brien to work for another network for the fall season, but he can’t “disparage” NBC for a specified amount of time. More significantly, “intellectual properties” like Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog and Masturbating Bear are no longer his. (I suggest he symbolically kills them both on Friday.)

But it’s not over yet for the Cone-Zone: The lineup for O’Brien’s last show this Friday has already been announced, and to echo nearly every reporter in the nation, “he’s pulling out the big guns.” In addition to the affable Tom Hanks (Bosom Buddies, Ned on Family Ties) and the incorrigible Will Ferrell (Elf, Mugatu, made-for-TV movie Bucket of Blood), O’Brien has booked Neil Young as the final musical act, who performed a full week on O’Brien’s former Late Night show back in 2005.

I think Barry Manilow is performing tonight. Hm. Anyway, expect some expensive gags for O’Brien’s last two shows.

Hey, Remember The Lemonheads? Good, Because Frontman Evan Dando’s Going on Tour

Quick poll: remember The Lemonheads? If you don’t, go check out It’s a Shame About Ray, it’s a fun album. If you do, well, go pull out It’s a Shame About Ray and take a quick trip back to the early 90s. Then extend your trip by going to see your newly-reacquainted buddy Evan Dando when he takes a nice jaunt around the East Coast for about a month. Mr. Dando will be playing your old favorites from the Lemonheads back catalog, along with material from his solo album (TMT Review) and last year’s Lemonheads covers album, Varshons. Supporting Dando on tour will be The Candles, the solo project of Josh Lattanzi, who has served as a touring musician for The Lemonheads (hey!), Albert Hammond Jr., James Taylor, and Ben Kweller, among others.

Evan Dando tour (all dates with The Candles):

01.29.10 - Hoboken, NJ - Maxwell’s
01.30.10 - New York, NY - Joe’s Pub
01.31.10 - Bordentown, NJ - The Record Collector Store
02.03.10 - Allston, MA - Great Scott
02.04.10 - Northampton, MA - Iron Horse Music Hall
02.05.10 - Philadelphia, PA - M Room
02.06.10 - Arlington, VA - IOTA Club & Café
02.09.10 - Charlotte, NC - Tremont Music Hall
02.10.10 - Athens, GA - 40 Watt
02.11.10 - Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds
02.12.10 - Tampa, FL - Crowbar
02.13.10 - Orlando, FL - The Backbooth
02.16.10 - St. Louis, MO - Old Rock House
02.17.10 - Indianapolis, IN - Radio Radio
02.18.10 - Detroit, MI - Majestic Theatre
02.19.10 - Chicago, IL - Double Door
02.20.10 - Minneapolis, MN - 400 Bar
02.21.10 - Omaha, NE - The Waiting Room
02.23.10 - Dallas, TX - The Prophet Bar
02.24.10 - Austin, TX - Emo’s Alternative Lounging (Outdoor)
02.27.10 - Los Angeles, CA - Hotel Café
02.28.10 - San Francisco, CA - Café Du Nord
03.03.10 - Seattle, WA - Tractor Tavern
03.06.10 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge

The Antlers Make Every Single “Best of 2009” List in the Universe, Announce Winter Tourdates

The Antlers must think they’re pretty special, with Hospice (TMT Review) having appeared on “Best of 2009” lists from such taste-making websites and publications as Pitchfork, NPR, The Onion A.V. Club, Paste, Filter, and Popmatters. Hell, even Teen Vogue said that they have “Brilliant lyricism and shimmering choruses.” Well, Antlers, there’s one list that you won’t make it to the top of. Yeah, you guessed right. This dude is a blogger and he’s pissed. Next time, try to look both ways before crossing the freeway, okay? You have a long tour ahead of you, and I’d hate to see this happen before you make it back to the East Coast.

01.29.10 - Notre Dame, IN - Legends of Notre Dame
01.30.10 - Akron, OH - Music
02.05.10 - Brooklyn, NY - Brooklyn Academy of Music Opera *
02.08.10 - San Francisco, CA - The Warfield #
02.09.10 - San Diego, CA - House of Blues #
02.11.10 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theatre #
02.13.10 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre #
02.15.10 - Chicago, IL - Vic Theatre #
02.16.10 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre #
02.18.10 - Boston, MA - House of Blues Boston #
02.19.10 - New York, NY - Terminal 5 #
02.20.10 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero #
02.21.10 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club #

* Ra Ra Riot
# Editors

[Photo: Ben Ritter]

New Pornographers to Release Together on May 4

Matador Records have announced The New Pornographers’ latest release Together. The album is due May 4 and was “recorded in Vancouver, Brooklyn, Woodstock, and Catskill, NY.” It will feature all regular eight members plus guest appearances from St Vincent, Zach Condon (Beirut), and Will Sheff (Okkervil River). Three of the songs have been written by Dan Bejar, while the remaining nine were penned by A.C. Newman.

Their latest LP is the “supergroup’s” fifth full-length – but after that many albums, I guess you’re not really “super” anymore, since no one ever describes them like that now. They need to get Thom Yorke on board to resurrect their supergroup status. He seems bored at the moment.

18th Annual Noise Pop Festival Set to Snap, Crackle, and Pop in San Francisco; Dates and Lineup Teasers Announced

Noise Pop has been described as one of California’s most important music festivals,” says festival co-founder Kevin Arnold, “and is a perfect opportunity to experience San Francisco’s world renowned music scene, and the 18th year will be no exception.” In a move surely done to confirm Mr. Arnold’s predictions, the suits behind the Noise Pop Festival have begun to release dates, locations, and performers for the annual festival celebrating independent music, art, and film. The entire shebang is set to run February 23 through March 1, 2010 at venues throughout the San Francisco, CA metro area.

Artists already confirmed to play include The Magnetic Fields, Mark Kozelek, Rogue Wave, Atlas Sound, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, Four Tet, John Vanderslice, We Were Promised Jet Packs, Wallpaper, Zee Avi, The Limousines, Foreign Born, Yoko Ono (with Cornelius, Yuka Honda, Sean Lennon), The Dodos & Magik Magik Orchestra collaborative performance, !!!, Harlem, Deerhoof, Memory Tapes, The Fresh and Onlys, Scout Niblett, Far (Reunion Show), The Mumlers, P.E.E (Reunion Show), Mirah, Laura Gibson, Nico Vega, Japanese Motors, Princeton, Free Energy, The Growlers, Nurses, Magic Wands, The Lonely Forest, The Hot Toddies, Tempo No Tempo, and Judgement Day. Further announcements regarding shows, musicians, films, artists, and more will be forthcoming.

The festival will also play host to the Industry Noise conference where open discussions, panels, speakers, interpretive dances, and individual mentoring focusing on the topics of independent music, technology, artistic and musical business ventures, and the changing industry will take place on February 27 at the Swedish American Hall in San Fran.

Updates, and further information on the Industry Noise mini-conference, are available at their website.

Beirut/Arcade Fire Side Project Team B Wanna Give It to Ya… A Free EP, That Is. That’s Totally What I Meant. WHAT?

People love free stuff. I mean, look at you: you’re probably reading this because it said “free” in the headline, right? Yes, it’s true that Beirut/Arcade Fire side project Team B is giving fans a free download of its new EP, The Lost Son, which is pretty cool in and of itself. But do you know what’s even cooler than a free EP? A free EP with an accordion on it. That’s right: Beirut accordion dude Perrin Cloutier features on the recording. And bandleader Kelly Pratt uses words from Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Theodore Roethke as lyrics. Go on, download it.