Create Your Own TMT News Story In Three Easy Steps: Headlights Tour

Directions:

1. Think of an obnoxious headline.
2. Fill in the body of the story with bullshit and be sure to use the
following information:

a. Headlights are from Illinois.

b. Scout Leader Kyle is a genius.

c. They reside on the Polyvinyl Record Co. Label.

d. Headlights has a new album named Some Racing, Some Stopping coming out this year.

e. Brett Sanderson from Headlights has a large penis.

f. Headlights are on tour.
3. Add these tourdates:

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