The Creeping Nobodies Are Right; They Ain’t Shit!!!

Yeah, you heard me!! Just because you've been a dissonant whoa-kinda-pop in a reality check world band for five years, and you're from Toronto and you just released a pretty sweet album called Sound of Joy (on Blocks Recording Club) doesn't mean I'm gonnA WEAR YOUR BUTTon!!! AW SHIT, MY KEYBoard is broKE AGAIN!!! CREEPING NOBODIES, WHY CAN'T YOU releASE a creeping nobodieS-BRAND KEYBOARD??? OH, YOU got a 12" TOUR ONLY SPLIT WITH Anagram?!?!?! that doesn't DO ME aNY GOOD!!!!!!!

and none of these DATES are even neAR ME... why DO You expect me to care?!?!

09.06.06 - Buffalo, NY - Mohawk Place (w/ Ho-ag)
09.07.06 - Pittsburgh, PA - ON place
09.08.06 - Indianapolis, IN - TBA
09.10.06 - St. Louis, MO - Lemp Neighbourhood Arts Center
09.12.06 - Denver, CO - Monkey Mania (w/ Grim Hut)
09.14.06 - Spokane, WA - Rock Coffee *
09.15.06 - Olympia, WA - Manium *
09.16.06 - Portland, OR - Rotture *
09.17.06 - San Francisco, CA - Hemlock Tavern (w/ Matty Rue Morgue, A Particularly Vicious Rumor)
09.19.06 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo #
09.20.06 - San Diego, CA - Ché Café (w/ Kittycat Lollipop)
09.21.06 - Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space
09.23.06 - Fort Worth, TX - Metrognome (w/ Blonde Girls, Nouns Group, Idi Amin)
09.24.06 - Houston, TX - White Swan (w/ The Wiggins)
09.25.06 - New Orleans, LA - Dragon’s Den
09.26.06 - Nashville, TN - TBA
09.27.06 - Knoxville, TN - The Pilot Light (w/ Dirty Knees)
09.28.06 - Charleston/Mt. Pleasant, SC - Village Tavern
09.29.06 - Greenville, NC - Spazzatorium
09.30.06 - Washington, DC - Warehouse Next Door (w/ Magic People, Sentai, Bird Noises)
10.01.06 - Philadelphia, PA - The Big Pink ^
10.02.06 - Poughkeepsie, NY - Vassar College ^
10.04.06 - Brooklyn, NY -ToddP show www.toddpnyc.com ^
10.05.06 - Boston, MA - O’Brien’s ^
10.07.06 - Montreal, QC - Divin Orange - Pop Montreal %
10.13.06 - Toronto, ON - The Silver Dollar %
10.14.06 - Oshawa, ON - The Velvet Elvis %
10.19.06 - Waterloo, ON - The Grad House %
10.20.06 - Guelph, ON - Albion %
10.21.06 - Ottawa, ON - TBA %
10.27.06 - Toronto, ON - El Mocambo (w/ Fucked Up (Fucked Up 12" release))

* with Old Time Relijun
# with Indian Jewelry
^ with Crystal Clyffs
% with Anagram

stop calling me, PLEASE!!!!!

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