Danielson Further Alienate My Christian Friends, Tour Europe

In this month's Rolling Stone, The Dec.ists have a multi-page article. The Hold Steady have a big, glossy photo. Joanna Newsom's harpistry is praised.

In a time when the line between "indie rockers" and "mainstream tit suckers" is increasingly indistinct, Danielson continues to carry his quirky cross up to the treacherous Golgatha of popularity/cultural awareness. He is willing to sacrifice coherency for the salvation of art, knowing that if we strike him down, he will only become more possible than we can possibly imagine. One can only pray that even after the Stone is rolled away and all the Ships have been sunk, the robe-garbed specter of their unabashed freakiness will help us to know when to turn off the instrument panel and rock out.

Mixed Metaphors Are The New Black:

11.22.06 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - VPRO 3 voor 12 radiosession
11.23.06 - Brussels, Belgium - AB-Box w/ Woven Hand
11.24.06 - Antwerpe, Belgium - Trix w/ Long Winters
11.25.06 - Liege, Belgium - L'Escalier
11.26.06 - Lille, France - La Malterie
11.27.06 - Brighton, England - Komedia
11.28.06 - Bristol, England - Thekla
11.29.06 - Manchester, England - Klondyke Club
11.30.06 - Glasgow, Scotland - King Tuts $
12.01.06 - Hull, United Kingdom - The Adelphi Club $
12.02.06 - Nottingham, England - The Social $
12.03.06 - London, England - The Luminaire $
12.04.06 - Rouen, France - L'Emporium $
12.05.06 - Paris, France - La Maroquinerie $
12.06.06 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso $
12.07.06 - Utrecht, Netherlands - Theater Kikker $
12.08.06 - Darmstadt, Germany - Oetinger Villa $
12.09.06 - St. Gallen, Switzerland - Palace $
12.10.06 - Dudingen, Switzerland - Bad Bonn $
12.11.06 - Lyon, France - Grrrnd Zero $
12.12.06 - Barcelona, Spain - La 2 $
12.13.06 - Bilbao, Spain - Azkena $
12.14.06 - Bordeaux, France - Son'art $
12.15.06 - Den Haag, Netherlands - State X New Forms w/ Sonic Youth

$ w/ Jeffrey Lewis

The Good (band members), The Bad (the band name), and The Queen (an unrelated fading symbol of British aristocratic power)

So Damon Albarn's at it again. He doesn't seem to realize that he's best when surrounded by the people who know him best – including Graham Coxon. Instead of reuniting with the apparently still active (in the volcanic sense) Blur, however, he's decided that even the semi-anonymity of Gorillaz is not allowing him to fully realize his creative ambitions, and he's united some creamily good musicians who are willing to indulge in his delusions of grandeur.

And it's quite a team he's got together: Tony Allen, renowned drummer from Africa 70 and Fela Kuti; Simon Tong, underrated guitarist from The Verve (and, for this newswriter's money, the best thing about them); and Paul Simonon from The Effin’ Clash. Clearly Damon has been in the pub, playing that game where you build fictional supergroups, except he actually has the panache and draw to make it happen in reality. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

Anyway, despite the obvious potential in the group, the gig that the band performed at Camden Roundhouse as part of the BBC's Electric Proms line-up, featuring their entire album in order, showed that Damon is still the undisputed frontman of this little collective. At one point, he made the band restart a song twice, demonstrating a continued desire to prove the band's relevance and ability.

Whatever one might think of Albarn, this is certainly an interesting venture, and one that might well turn out roses. It's always good to see someone unwilling to rest on laurels, whether pixelated or merely blurred.

Allofmp3.com: Cheaper Than Ever!

When we last left our valiant hero, Allofmp3.com was doing pretty well for itself. Eating hamburgers, selling music, smacking bitches, pimping it, etc. And the rest of us were rejoicing by downloading music for hella-cheap and smacking additional bitches. Yeah life sure was swell for everyone involved. Except possibly the bitches.

But now the bitches are getting a little uppity. Seems that selling music at prices that don't suck the lifeblood out of consumers just isn’t fair. The World Trade Organization hasn't let Russia into their club partly because of Allofmp3 (Groucho refused to join). That rejection was followed by some more bad news: Visa stopped honoring purchases made on the site. Then the one-two punch: Mastercard jumped on Visa's bandwagon and a Danish (mmmm...) court ordered an internet service provider to stop allowing access to Allofmp3.com.

But, never one to back down, Allof Oyl is now offering free music downloads. The tracks were meant to only be allowed to play in the Allofmp3 player, but it looks like some little hooligan has delivered a little Halloween present for us all with a way to get rid of all the restrictions on the free downloads. So now, instead of having a chance to make some money from an online music store, the record industry is left to contend with a website offering the best in free downloads. Smooth move, Exlax.

Sean Lennon Tours In Unrealistic Attempt To Top His Brother Julian’s Legacy

You know the drill, right? You're an intelligent dude/dudette on a busy schedule and you have little time to hem or haw. You see those tourdates laid out down there. Who's stopping you from skipping this paltry text and plunging right into the thick of it? Go on, scan for your city. Scratch that date down in your planner. Walk away. Don't bother yourself thinking about the consequences. After all, I don't have emotions. I'm merely a robot, and my purpose on this Earth is to serve you.

Sure, I was going to say a couple words about Sean Lennon's new album, Friendly Fire, but you probably aren't interested. And that's a-okay. You came here for the tourdates, the raw info, the bare bones, and that's what you'll get. It's how things work around here at TMT — soullessly. It shows character. Since you've probably stopped reading this text entirely, I'll just say I'm glad you now have some extra time to fast-forward through movies, read the last page of mystery novels, have sex with no foreplay, and eat sandwiches without bothering to put the meat on the bread. That's the kind of person you are: in-and-out. I respect that, and I respect you.

I'll be over here if you need anything else. Anything at all.

11.18.06 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theatre
11.19.06 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
11.21.06 - Vancouver, BC - Richards on Richard
11.22.06 - Seattle, WA - Neumo's Crystal Reading Room
12.11.06 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
12.12.06 - Chicago, IL - Park West
12.13.06 - Toronto, ON - Opera House
12.15.06 - Philadelphia, PA - Theater of Living Arts
12.16.06 - Boston, MA - Paradise
12.17.06 - Alexandria, VA - Birchmere
12.18.06 - State College, PA - State Theatre
12.22.06 - Baltimore, MD - Rams Head Tavern
12.23.06 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom

Dear Betty and Veronica,

My whole school is infested with boys, but most of them are not my type. I do like one boy but the problem is that he already has two girlfriends. What can I do to get him to drop those girls and take notice of me? What should I do? I am sooo confused.

Dear Confused,

Hi new pen pal! Don't be all down in the dumps about boys 'cause they're so dreamy! Take my Archiekins, for example. Whenever he is spending too much time mooning over that incorrigible Veronica Lodge or when he stands me up for a date to hang around with his football chums, I just go that extra mile and bake him a cake or do his homework for Miss Grundy's class. There are loads of things you could do to turn his head! Oh... maybe you should buy him a ticket to see Over the Atlantic and Beach House at one of the shows I have printed out below. And you can make it an imaginary triple-double-date because both bands are duos! What fun! I wish Archie and I could go with you. We could tour around Riverdale in jalopies and go for malts at Pop's Soda Shoppe and live the white uptight life! It's still the bestest! Go for it girlfriend!

Dear Confused,

Oh Confused! Relax dahling. The female of the species is deadlier than the male, so it should be you calling the shots and breaking hearts. I mean, look how what I do to that red-headed freak Archie Andrews. I've got the kid so wound up all of the time you can spy the wet patch on his Toughskins' crotch every time the dork is within 50 yards of me! A girl's not a girl if she can't lead some poor sap around by the nose. I could buy and sell his family over and over, but I choose to let him bankrupt his bank balance and dignity to make me happy. What's with that tic-tac-toe design shaved into his hair anyways? That kinda shit might have worked in the forties but this is 2006! Whatever... this is an advice column for you middle-class peasants, so I guess I have to give some advice. Two great bands, Over the Atlantic and Beach House, are playing the cities listed below soon. Make this chump buy you a ticket to one of them. I would also make it clear that you only travel in stretch limos and that it's the only way he has a chance at getting any that night. C'mon, you don't want to give us cock-blockers and stuck-up teases a bad name! Do it or I can make it very difficult for you to get into even the most un-ivy league school. You hear?

Ah the eternal question... Betty or Veronica? Does it even matter? Even the hot blonde-next-door and the bitchy, wannabe j.a.p. brunette are in mind-cahoots about the time and money worth spending on Victoria Legrand and Alex Scally (Beach House), and Nik Brinkman and Bevan Smith (Over the Atlantic). Both acts recently released debut albums on Carpark Records: Beach House with its self-titled disc on October 3 and Over the Atlantic with Junica on September 19.

10.31.06 - Baltimore, MD - H and H Building, Floristree Space
11.01.06 - New York, NY - Cake Shop (Paw Tracks/Carpark CMJ showcase)
11.02.06 - Cambridge, MA - The Lily Pad
11.03.06 - Montréal, Quebec - Zoo Bizarre
11.04.06 - Toronto, Ontario - Tranzac
11.05.06 - Pittsburgh, PA - Garfield Artworks
11.06.06 - Chicago, IL - Gunther Murphy's
11.07.06 - Minneapolis, MN - Big V's
11.08.06 - Fargo, ND - Aquarium
11.09.06 - Missoula, MT - Crazy Daisy
11.10.06 - Seattle, WA - Conor Byrne
11.11.06 - Vancouver, British Columbia - Pat's Pub *
11.12.06 - Portland, OR - Towne Lounge
11.14.06 - San Francisco, CA - Hemlock Tavern
11.16.06 - Los Angeles, CA - The Echo #
11.18.06 - Dallas, TX - Amsterdam Bar
11.19.06 - Austin, TX - Emo's
11.20.06 - Houston, TX - The Proletariat
11.21.06 - New Orleans, LA - One Eyed Jacks
11.22.06 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn $
11.24.06 - Chapel Hill, NC - Nightlight
11.25.06 - Washington, DC - The Red and the Black
11.26.06 - New York, NY - Tonic %

* w/ Montag
# w/ Ariel Pink
$ w/ The Evangelicals
% w/ Avey Tare (Animal Collective) & Kria Brekken (Müm)

The Ladybug Transistor Do What Was Once Thought Impossible: Release New EP and Tour

Is it just me or are there a lot of EPs being released this year? I know I have touched on the before, but goddam it really seems true. Although, it may just be my perception, not reality (or wait, isn't perception reality?). Like when you thought that flashing the middle finger, a.k.a. flippin' the bird, a.k.a. lifting a skinny digit like an antenna to Heaven, must have been invented the year you first saw it, like it was some new fad.

Add The Ladybug Transistor to the (possibly imagined) 2006 EP heap. While I may also have stated this before (about some other band), the LT seem like they were the underdogs of that group of '60s-loving wackos in the Elephant 6 Recording Co. They never seemed to get much respect, but unlike Rodney Dangerfield, they aren't dead yet. Here Comes the Rain is the EP in question, recorded for the Green UFOs label, based out of the European country of Spain. Now, don't worry, young non-Spanish Internetter, you won't have to resort to downloading this EP illegally to hear the four covers it contains. It has been available as a free download since yesterday, from places like the Merge (LT's American home) site, eMusic, and iTunes. That's right, this is one of those hi-tek "digital" releases.

The Merge site claims the EP is "chock full of special guests," and I am inclined to agree, with the likes of Jens Lekman, Keli Sutherland (Architecture in Helsinki), Paul Niehaus (Calexico, Lambchop), and many more contributing to cover songs by John Cale, Kevin Ayers, Grin, and Trader Home. For our international readers, you can check out the band on a 2-week tour beginning November 14. Before that, people from the Land of Cool (Brooklyn, NY) see the band as part of the Merge CMJ party at Sound Fix Records.

11.04.06 - Brooklyn NY - Sound Fix Records(Merge CMJ Party) #
11.14.06 - Stockholm, Sweden - Svenska Musik Klubben
11.15.06 - Bergen, Norway - Kvarteret
11.17.06 - Trondheim, Norway - Samfundet
11.18.06 - Tallin, Estonia - Kuku
11.21.06 - Huelva, Spain - University
11.22.06 - Linares, Spain - El Pequeno Saltamontes
11.23.06 - Sevilla, Spain - Sala Chicote
11.24.06 - Granada, Spain - Sugar Pop
11.25.06 - Lerida, Spain - Cafe del Teatre (In-Somni Festival)
11.26.06 - Tarragona, Spain - Zero
11.28.06 - Madrid, Spain (TV show taping)
11.29.06 - Madrid, Spain - Sala Nasti
11.30.06 - Murcia, Spain - 12& Medio
12.01.06 - Valencia, Spain - Sala El Loco
12.02.06 - Barcelona, Spain - Primavera Club Festival *

# w/ Portastatic, White Whale, David Bazan
* w/ Jeff Tweedy, Cat Power, Teenage Fanclub