Danny Goffey: Uggggggh, I have been SO bored since Supergrass, the band that I played drums in because I was the drummer in Supergrass, broke up. If only I had another hyped Brit-pop band in which I could play drums. Oh, if only.
Pete Doherty: Hello, I am Pete Doherty, Babyshambles leader/former Libertines member/past-present-and-almost-certainly-future walking cautionary tale. I have heard your anguished/bored cries, Danny Goffey, drummer for Supergrass, and I have a proposition. Babyshambles has no drummer, because Babyshambles’s old drummer quit, so Babyshambles needs a drummer. You, Danny Goffey, could play drums for Babyshambles, much as you once played drums for Supergrass.
Danny Goffey: Okay. I will. But just remember, Pete Doherty of Babyshambles, that I’m still… IN IT FOR THE MONEY.
Pete Doherty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Danny Goffey, once of Supergrass, you are a card.
And that’s how it happened.
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