You should really go see Mika Miko. They're this, like, really good, like, punky girl band. They're on Kill Rock Stars, like, this really great label from, like, Washington I think. And they put out this awesome album, CYSLABF, a while ago and it's really killer. Like, it sounds like a combination of, like, no wave and maybe, like, a little bit of The Rezillos or something. These chicks fucking rock, like, so what do you think, are you going to go? What do you mean you're busy? Too busy for what, a really great show? No, whatever, fuck you. That's so much bullshit. You wonder why bands never come to your town — this is why. Oh, fuck you. Maybe Mika should stop wasting their time on fucking Cambridge and tour 1979, when people knew good music, instead. Fuck off.
Hey, baby. I like, tried to get the word about the show. No, don't worry about these fucks. They're just a bunch of assholes. See, this is what I mean baby; no one understands you like I do. I love you. I love you. Why can't you see that? It's us against them, baby. What do you mean I'm holding you too tight? I just love you so much. Stop it. What are you doing? Aw, god! Why do you hate me? What do you mean? No, no, baby, keep cool, you're the boss. Don't call shit, don't do shit. I just get so upset when they don't understand us. We're cool. I just love you so much.
Don't worry, I already have Hep C:
09.04.06 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge +
09.05.06 - Denver, CO - Rock Island +
09.07.06 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue +
09.08.06 - Madison, WI - The Annex +
09.09.06 - Chicago, IL - Metro +
09.10.06 - Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop +
09.12.06 - Northampton, MA - Iron Horse +
09.13.06 - New York, NY - Irving Plaza +
09.14.06 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East +
09.15.06 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church ^
09.16.06 - Washington DC - Black Cat +
09.17.06 - Baltimore, MD - Ottobar +
09.19.06 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn >
09.20.06 - Baton Rouge, LA - Spanish Moon >
09.21.06 - Houston, TX - Walters >
09.22.06 - Austin, TX - Emo's >
09.23.06 - Denton, TX - Hailey's >
09.25.06 - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad >
09.26.06 - Tucson, AZ - Plush >
09.27.06 - San Diego, CA - Casbah >
09.28.06 - Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour >
09.29.06 - Pomona, CA - Glasshouse >
09.30.06 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill >
10.01.06 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill >
+ w/ Erase Errata, Gossip
^ w/ Gossip, UV Protection
>w/ Gossip, Swan Island
