Deerhunter to embark on North American tour. HA! You schmucks will believe anything.

Deerhunter to embark on North American tour. HA! You schmucks will believe anything.

Kid, in this world, you gotta watch out. See, there’s a sucker born every minute. If you’re not careful, you’re that sucker. Maybe when you were born, your mother asked the doctor if you were a boy or a girl and the doctor was like “Who cares, it’s a sucker.” You’ll never know, you were a baby. Don’t ask your poor mother either. Her blood pressure’s terrible. You want that blood on your hands, kid? I didn’t think so. So get this: Deerhunter’s about to head out on a North American tour. You got it? Heh, if you believe that, I got a bridge to sell you.

Anyway, enjoy your new bridge. Wonderful doing business with you, I think you’ll be very happy with your purchase. The Deerhunter stuff was totally true, too. Buddy, I’d never lie to you, not about Deerhunter at least. Having put out their fifth record, Monomania (TMT Review), mere months ago on 4AD, those Atlanta-based psych-rockers-who-apparently-are-really-getting-into-garage-and-the-Meat-Puppets are hitting the road again for another good long while. Along the way, they’ll hit up some exciting festivals, like Los Angeles’ FYF Fest and Austin’s Fun Fun Fun Fest. Now run along, let nobody scam you.

Deerhunter dates:

08.11.13 - Richmond, VA - Sound City Bands and Brews Music Festival
08.22.13 - Las Vegas, NV - Hard Rock Live
08.23.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Crescent Ballroom
08.24.13 - Los Angeles, CA - FYF Fest
08.25.13 - Monterey, CA - First City Festival
08.26.13 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
08.27.13 - Sacramento, CA - Hawlow’s
08.28.13 - Acarta, CA - Humboldt State University
08.30.13 - Vancouver, BC - Rickshaw
08.31.13 - Victoria, BC - Sugar
09.02.13 - Seattle, WA - Bumbershoot
09.04.13 - Portland, OR - MustFestNW (Crystal Ballroom)
09.06.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban
09.07.13 - Denver, CO - Bluebird
09.09.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Fineline
09.10.13 - Chicago, IL - The Metro
09.11.13 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland
09.12.13 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre
09.13.13 - Columbus, OH - Skully’s
09.14.13 - Detroit, MI - Meadow Brook Music Festival
09.16.13 - Boston, MA - Royale Nightclub
09.18.13 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
09.19.13 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
09.20.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
09.21.13 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
09.22.13 - Chapel Hill, NC - Cat’s Cradle
11.09.13 - Austin, TX - Fun Fun Fun Fest
11.16.13 - Athens, GA - 40 Watt Club

• Deerhunter: http://4ad.com/artists/deerhunter
• 4AD: http://4ad.com

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