Every day, it gets closer and closer to the year 3030. But who cares? By then, we’ll all be dead. There are only three people in the world who may be excited about the ever-approaching year 3030, those being the three members of hip-hop group Deltron 3030. Of course, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Dan the Automator, and Kid Koala will also all be dead by that year, unless Dan the Automator knows something we don’t. No matter, XLR8R reports the three will be celebrating the closest proximity to that distant time by going on a tour of the United States this spring.
The now-alive, dead-by-3030 trio will be supporting last year’s Event II, their first record since their self-titled 2000 debut. Though that 13-year wait between the two records was certainly lengthy, fans of the group will have to wait even longer for a third record. Sources report that the group are working on a new record, but upon completion will place the album in a time capsule only to be opened 1016 years from now. These sources reporting this information come entirely from my brain, because this is not a thing that is happening. It’s a lie. The only truth is that we’ll all die sometime before the year 3030. Happy future, everyone!
Deltron 3030 dates:
03.22.14 - Scottsdale, AZ - Pub Rock
03.23.14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theater
03.24.14 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
03.26.14 - Dallas, TX - Trees
03.27.14 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East
03.28.14 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
03.29.14 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
03.30.14 - Baton Rouge, LA - Spanish Moon
04.01.14 - Orlando, FL - The Social
04.02.14 - St. Petersburg, FL - State Theater
04.03.14 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room
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