Drake announces huge North American tour, purchases entire region on whim

Drake announces huge North American tour, purchases entire region on whim

Unless Tiny Mix Tapes has a surprising readership among billionaires, it is safe to assume that Drake is richer than any of us. He has the most money, we (relative to Drake) have the least money. Rumor has it, the sweater Drake wore on the cover of Take Care cost exactly one-million dollars. Not because it was a nice sweater or anything, just because that’s how much Drake feels like he should pay for a sweater. Drake has quite a bit of money, so much that he seems like he could purchase all of North America on a whim. Look: Drake has purchased all of North America on a whim.

Well, not quite. Drake’s expressed interest in purchasing the entirety of the North American continent. But since he’s no idiot, Drake wants to check the place out first. Hence, his upcoming tour, dubbed, for a reason that someone probably understands, the Would You Like A Tour. This tour, which begins September 25 in Portland, hits 41 different cities, because, look, Drake really wants to make sure all the door frames fit and also that Tacoma hasn’t disappeared into a gigantic sinkhole. Accompanying him on these dates are his top consultant/R&B singer Miguel and business-robot/rapper Future.

Drake’s third full-length, Nothing Was The Same, will be out on September 17, more than likely. But who knows. Drake is too busy being rich to really care about such things. In fact, he just bought a yacht, which he will use to crash into another yacht.

Drake dates:

09.25.13 - Portland, OR - Rose Garden Arena
09.26.13 - Tacoma, WA - Tacoma Dome
09.27.13 - Vancouver, BC - Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
09.29.13 - Calgary, AB - Scotiabank Saddledome
09.30.13 - Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place
10.02.13 - Saskatoon, SK - Credit Union Centre
10.03.13 - Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre
10.05.13 - Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
10.06.13 - Kansas City, MO - Sprint Center
10.08.13 - St. Louis, MO - Scottrade Center
10.09.13 - Chicago, IL - United Center
10.11.13 - Indianapolis, IN - Bankers Life Fieldhouse
10.12.13 - Auburn Hills, MI - The Palace of Auburn Hills
10.13.13 - Cleveland, OH - Quicken Loans Arena
10.15.13 - Columbus, OH - Schottenstein Center
10.16.13 - Buffalo, NY - First Niagara Center
10.18.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - CONSOL Energy Center
10.19.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center
10.21.13 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
10.22.13 - Ottawa, ON - Scotiabank Place
10.26.13 - Hartford, CT - XL Center
10.27.13 - Newark, NJ - Prudential Center
10.28.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Barclays Center
10.30.13 - Boston, MA - TD Garden
10.31.13 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
11.02.13 - Charlotte, NC - Time Warner Cable Arena
11.03.13 - Raleigh, NC - PNC Arena
11.05.13 - Miami, FL - American Airlines Arena
11.06.13 - Tampa, FL - Tampa Bay Times Forum
11.07.13 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
11.09.13 - New Orleans, LA - New Orleans Arena
11.10.13 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
11.12.13 - San Antonio, TX - AT&T Center
11.13.13 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
11.16.13 - Phoenix, AZ - US Airways Center
11.18.13 - Sacramento, CA - Sleep Train Arena
11.19.13 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
11.21.13 - Anaheim, CA - Honda Center
11.22.13 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena
11.24.13 - San Diego, CA - Viejas Arena
11.25.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center

• Drake: http://www.drakeofficial.com
• Miguel: http://www.officialmiguel.com
• Future: http://www.futurefreebandz.com

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