By Jon Lorenz on May 26 2009

Damn, we never get fests this good out in Ohio. We have our share of cool events going on, but the lineup for this year's What the Heck? Fest -- taking place July 17-19 in Anacortes, WA -- is astounding.
Of course, the expected K Records crew is in full force, with everyone from K head honcho Calvin Johnson, Kimya Dawson, and Mount Eerie to Karl Blau and Tara Jane O'Neil. But the fest also features some unexpected extras, including Wolves in the Throne Room, Earth, and Grouper, as well as some out-of-state artists like Casiotone for the Painfully Alone and Lucky Dragons. Meanwhile, Cryptacize will be twice performing “In The Yard, Havin’ Fun,” a prison musical that they co-wrote with Nick from No Kids. The lineup hasn't been completely finalized yet, so who knows who else will be added!
Tickets for the whole weekend are only $50. Peep the official website for a promo video and s'more info.
Check out the current lineup:
D+
Wolves in the Throne Room
Earth
Kimya Dawson
Grouper
Cryptacize
Mecca Normal
Vibrarians
Generifus
Katy Davidson The Jam Band
Your Heart Breaks
Lucky Dragons
Karl Blau
Mount Eerie
Calvin Johnson
Arrington de Dionyso
No Kids
Ô Paon
“In The Yard, Havin’ Fun” (a musical!)
Mirah
Rose Melberg
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
A Space City Intensive
Angelo Spencer
LAKE
Motorbikes
St. Merman
Tara Jane O’Neil
Al Larsen
Photosynthesis
By Liz Louche on May 26 2009
So, I chose this story because it was super short and I could finish it within the 20 minutes before The Daily Show starts; plus, it's been a long weekend, and all I wanna do is, you know, relax with a nice summery drink. Wait, no -- NO I DIDN’T. I am not that much of a slacker. NOPE. I chose the story because I am a good journalist! And I like Depeche Mode. Really, that’s why.
First up, Sigur Rós vocalist Jónsi Birgisson has announced that he is working on his first solo album, which will feature string arrangements by Nico Muhly. The as-yet untitled album will be in addition to his Riceboy Sleeps project (TMT News), which will hit the market July 20. According to Eighteen Seconds Before Sunrise:
we are happy to announce that jónsi is now working on his first solo album. the album will be largely acoustic and feature string arrangements from contemporary classical composer nico muhly. according to nico, jónsi’s solo music can be described as “ecstatic.” the as-yet-untitled project will be produced by peter katis, who has recently produced albums by the interpol, national and tokyo police club. we will bring you more official info about jónsi’s solo album when we have it.
Jónsi has also remixed Depeche Mode's “Come Back,” which will be available on the “Peace” 7-inch single June 15 through the Mute label. “Peace” is the second single from Depeche Mode’s latest album, Sounds of the Universe, and the first ever to be remixed by a native speaker of a pretend language. Birgisson has stepped up to the ol’ remix plate in the past, most recently with occasional Sigur Rós collaborators/fellow Icelandic band Amiina’s single for “Seoul.” His remix for “Come Back” is only available on the 7-inch version of the single, so if you’re a fan of Birgisson and his band of merry Hopelandic men, don’t sleep on it.
Julie Doiron Wonders What You Did With Your Day, Then Tours
By Jon Lorenz on May 26 2009
Julie Doiron, former Eric's Trip member, is in a good place these days. Her new record I Can Wonder What You Did With Your Day (TMT Review) bursts with positive vibes, receiving strong reviews ever since its release back in March. She seems to be looking to the past in better spirits too, as she's joined on a few numbers by her former Eric's Trip band mates. So, I say why not take advantage of all these good vibes and spread them around Canada and the U.S.!
Her touring band will consist of Fred Squire (who collaborated with Julie and Phil Elverum on Mount Eerie's Lost Wisdom), as well as Jesse and Jay Baird, who make up the rhythm section of Feist's band. It starts May 26 in Toronto and will continue on for a month of dates, ending with two festival dates after a brief early-July rest. The first one is the River and Sky Festival in River Valley, Ontario July 18, and the second one is the Hillside Festival July 25-26, which will also feature Buffy Sainte-Marie, Final Fantasy, Tokyo Police Club, WOMEN, and a number of other bands.
05.26.09 - Toronto, ON - Massey Hall
05.30.09 - Bayfield, ON - Black Dog Village Pub
05.31.09 - Windsor, ON - Phog Lounge
06.02.09 - Bloomington, IN - Bear's Place
06.03.09 - Chicago, IL - The Empty Bottle
06.04.09 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th St. Entry
06.05.09 - Winnipeg, MB - Royal Albert
06.06.09 - Saskatoon, SK - Amigos
06.07.09 - Bruno, SK - All Citizens
06.10.09 - Edmonton, AB - Pawnshop
06.11.09 - Calgary, AB - Broken City
06.12.09 - Kelowna, BC - Habitat
06.13.09 - Victoria, BC - Lucky Bar
06.14.09 - Vancouver, BC - Biltmore
06.15.09 - Belingham, WA - The Nighlight
06.16.09 - Seattle, WA - Tractor Tavern
06.17.09 - Portland, OR - Holocene
06.20.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Hotel Cafe
06.22.09 - Denver, CO - Oriental Theater*
06.25.09 - Louisville, KY - Skull Alley
06.27.09 - St. Louis - Lemp Neighborhood Arts Center
06.28.09 - Cincinnati, OH - Art Damage Lodge
07.18.09 - River Valley, ON - River and Sky Festival
07.25.09 - Guelph, ON - Hillside Festival#
07.26.09 - Guelph, ON - Hillside Festival#
* Bill Callahan
# Final Fantasy, Tokyo Police Club, WOMEN, Holy Fuck, and Buffy Sainte-Marie
Bob Dylan Plagiarizes Hank Snow Song, But the Auction Must Go On!
By Kid Midnight on May 26 2009
We all know that Bob Dylan had/has a strong predilection for country and Americana music of yesteryear, but new news revealed by Reuters reveals that he even wanted to rip off country legends!
On June 23, a poem, written by a 16-year-old Dylan and submitted to his Jewish summer camp’s newspaper, is going to go up for auction at Christie's as the earliest known example of the singer-songwriter’s handwritten lyrics and is expected to receive bids nearing $15,000. However, it turns out that the “poem” Dylan submitted isn’t even an original work.
Christie’s announced the sale of the manuscript, written in 1957, on Tuesday, but within days it became apparent that the auction house had failed to detect that the “Dylan Original,” with a few minor alterations, was actually the words of Hank Snow’s previously recorded song “Little Buddy.” Reuters investigated the claim made by one of their faithful and alert readers and were promptly able to back up the claim of their stalwart subscriber.
"Additional information has come to our attention about the handwritten poem submitted by Bob Dylan to his camp newspaper, written when he was 16, entitled ‘Little Buddy.’ The words are in fact a revised version of lyrics of a Hank Snow song," Christie's said in a statement. "This still remains among the earliest known handwritten lyrics of Bob Dylan and Christie's is pleased to offer them in our Pop Culture auction on June 23."
Ah, Christie's, quite the defender of artistic integrity, eh? Even with plagiarizing, I marvel at the ability of a place that can still sell handwriting for thousands of dollars. I also wonder who would ever be such a Dylan fan that they would pay exorbitant amounts of moolah just for a teenage Dylan writing down lyrics he likes and playing a prank on his camp counselors. I wonder if this means I can get a major payday for a “Possible Song Titles for New Dylan Album” manuscript that turned out to just be a grocery list I found at Bob’s house while cleaning his pool.
Madness Preps U.S. Release of New Album Plus Completely Kickass Box Set of the New Album That Automa
By Mike McHugh on May 26 2009

I made that headline so I could make that picture.
But that business ain’t no lie! On July 7 (and June 23 digitally) U.K. second-wave ska royalty Madness will release their ninth studio album The Liberty of Norton Folgate on Yeproc . The band spent three years of ska, sweat, and tears and finally pulled themselves up by the Olivers and achieved their dream record and blah blah blah these guys are from England and who gives a shit ! The real show is at the box set. Available for pre-order only until June 30, the box set includes a three-disc expanded edition of the new album, a vinyl copy of the standard album, and one sure spiffy poster.
And all that shit is bogus, too. The dopest of the dope stuff lies in Madness’ very own Dumbledore’s Army, the mystifying conclave of M. What is M, you indulge? Well, that’s a fucking secret to mere Muggles like you and me. That is, unless you can drop 65 bones from the throne and pre-order that sick set now , affording you an official M badge and identification card to bear wherevs you treads and the official M handbook to soak in whene’er the drought of uncertainty strikes you. In fact, legends tell of an invisible alcove at Madness’ official website where only those chosen of M are “showered with a myriad of exclusive features, content, and opportunities.” But alack, none know now of such a place, unless ye think ye have the sorcerer’s stones to join M’s eternal order today. “And so he entered and so he led me in / To the first circle of the abyss.”
Do you fuckin’ remember when ska was about short hair and trumpets?