Janis: Leslie Feist. How do I even begin to explain Leslie Feist?
Girl: Feist is flawless.
Another Girl: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
Boy: I heard her hair is insured for $10,000.
Another Girl: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Another Girl: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Another Girl: One time, she met John Stamos on a plane. And he told her she was pretty.
Another Girl: One time, she punched me in the face... It was awesome!
Girl: I saw Feist wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops...
Let’s be real. La-Lohan ain’t no Mean Girl next to Her Feisty-ness, but she did perform the hot, wet, dancetastic “Rumors,” which runs in the same vein as The Reminder and perhaps bests any literature by Leonard Cohen. Find the two North American tourdates in the list below, find Waldo, find Feist’s used tissues and chewed gum:
