Foot Village tour, share new video, court Dr. Scholl’s sponsorship

Foot Village tour, share new video, court Dr. Scholl's sponsorship

Welcome to Foot Village! Home of the largest private collection of disembodied feet west of the Mississippi. Our competitors (Toe Town) would have you believe that we’ve recently suffered a spat of athlete’s foot, but pay no mind to their loose talk! Things are shiny, smooth, and itch-free here in the valley of the shadow of the foot, and we’re sure glad you’ve come to visit!

Just recently, some of our most upstanding citizens — the drum-heavy downtown who also call themselves Foot Village (they may not be creative, but boy howdy are they energetic) — have packed their upturned paint buckets and rock-filled coffee cans and taken to the road. That’s right, they’re touring the United States in support of their newest record album Make Memories out on Northern Spy. If you’ve a mind to make some memories yourself, I’ll sure do what I can to help you keep them. For a small and very reasonable fee, I’ll be happy to take your picture with any one of our more than 100 celebrity feet, including those of William Henry Harrison, Etta James, and Scott Bakula!

The band has also released a new musical video for one of the songs on their new record album. The song, which celebrates the use of pharmaceuticals in a way that I’ll be honest with ya I can’t really abide, is called “This Song is a Drug Deal.” And while I don’t support any sorts of “drug use,” me and Marlene figure it’s better to kill ‘em with kindness. And I suppose anything that keeps them off the street is a good thing! Watch those crazy kids here:

By the time Foot Village make it to the West Coast they’ll be joined by some hip-hoppers called clipping. I don’t know much about the group, but I’m sure they’re stand-up boys if they’re spending time with our Foot Village. At any rate, some fellahs on the internet seem pretty excited about their record album Midcity (TMT Review) and about their performance at something called a Unisex Earplug. I even heard they re-mixed Foot Village’s song “This Song is a Drug Deal,” and even though the only re-mixing I know about is when I ask Marlene to put a little extra Jack in my diet soda on the weekends (a boy’s gotta have his fun some times!), I’m sure you’ll listen to it here if you’re so inclined:


03.29.13 - Palm Desert, CA - The Hood
03.30.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Smell *
04.11.13 - Purchase, NY - SUNY Purchase
04.12.13 - Providence, RI - AS220
04.13.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Death By Audio
04.14.13 - Baltimore, MD - Floristree
04.15.13 - Brooklyn, NY - Silent Barn
05.05.13 - Denver, CO - Rhinoceropolis *
05.06.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Barn *
05.07.13 - Boise, ID - The Crux *
05.08.13 - Seattle, WA - Black Lodge *
05.09.13 - Vancouver, BC - Zhoo Zhop *
05.10.13 - Portland, OR - Red and Black Cafe *
05.11.13 - Oakland, CA - Lobot *
05.20.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Smell ^

* clipping.
^ Black Pus

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Strut Records re-releasing rare, trippy Italian library LP Desert; 4/20 release date not a coincidence

Let me see a show of hands for fans of Cluster. Okay, a good showing. Now, keeping those hands up, let’s see how many people like Tangerine Dream. Not bad, not bad at all. With those hands still raised, how many fans of Emeralds do we have?

Excellent. Now that I have botched taking a census by show of hands and have your attention, let’s talk about Strut Records reissuing the album Desert. This little kosmische-leaning gem by Antonio Vuolo and Elio Grande was originally released in 1979 in Italy, so chances are even your weird uncle does not have a copy kicking around his basement. Luckily the kind women and men of Strut have seen fit to drop this baby right into your lap come Record Store Day 2013. It’s worth your while too; check out the hot, electronic action on “Trasvesuvian” below. If it sufficiently twists your brain, think about patronizing your local vinyl dispensary come April 20 and pick up a copy. Then maybe take it around to your uncle’s place; I’m sure he has plenty of the, um, “vegetation” to enjoy it properly.

Desert tracklisting:

01. Take Flight
02. Drops in the Wind
03. Leaving
04. Soft Melody
05. Desert
06. Blow Bubbles
07. Transvesuvian
08. Creation
09. The End

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Daft Punk’s new album arriving in less than two months, titled Random Access Memories because… computers

Daft Punk is back, y’all! Did it seem like Daft Punk never really left? Somehow, perhaps through the sheer power of Discovery, it seems like the band continued to capture the public’s imagination despite not releasing any albums since 2005. Well, they did put out the soundtrack for that boring Tron movie. And some of the population may be pretending that they haven’t put out any records since 2001. Anyway, the point is, Daft Punk are back and, as Pitchfork reports, they are actually putting out a new record and that record is called Random Access Memories and that record will be out May 21.

Oh, hello. I see you’re still here. Perhaps you’re waiting for me to share more information about Daft Punk’s fourth album. Well, sorry sugar, there’s not a lot to share. I can tell you that it’s coming out through Daft Life Limited, the group’s imprint on Columbia Records. I can also tell you that you can pre-order the record on iTunes, where the record is listed as having 13 tracks, or in physical formats, where the record is listed as costing $39.98. Other than that, the only scrap of information I have for you is this commercial for the record. It is very brief and tells you nothing you don’t already know, but it does contain a snippet of music, presumably from the record. This music sounds like Daft Punk.

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Bad News from Houston (John Dieterich of Deerhoof, Thollem McDonas) release In the Valley of the Cloud Builder

No news is good news. Wait, scratch that. No news is actually bad news, and bad news is actually good news. Good news is over there, being its relentlessly positive self, while slow news has yet to make its appearance.

If amazingly detailed abstract compositions of guitar, amplified piano, and miscellaneous electronics tickle your brain fancy, then the release of In the Valley of the Cloud Builder by Bad News from Houston is undoubtedly good news for you — go ahead and ignore the recent drop in American unemployment. John Dieterich (Deerhoof) and Thollem McDonas (Tsigoti) apparently have a history as collaborators, but only recently have they jointly decided on the Bad News moniker, presumably as a reference to the Townes Van Zandt song? Makes sense to me.

As I mentioned, the album is one hell of a sonically-detailed release, to the point where I’m wondering why I can’t hear the gaseous expulsions of the members themselves. Emotional tones vary from track to track, but instrumental consistency prevents an overwhelming sense of disparate directions. The album’s out now via Post-Consumer.

In the Valley of the Cloud Builder tracklisting:

01. Red Dirt Meet
02. Make It Fall
03. They War
04. Changery
05. Middle Man Problems
06. Confuse the Ghosts
07. Invisible River
08. Stone Juice
09. Inverted Mountain

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Ghostface Killah and Killah Priest to tour together, KILL EVERYBODY

Ancient Shaolin riddle. What’s the only thing worse than dying by the sword of a killah? Dying by the sword of two killahs. Such a predicament could only occur on a particularly dark night, but that very night will soon engulf America. As reported by FACT, Ghostface Killah will be touring the United States this spring and he’s bringing along long-time Wu affiliate Killah Priest. With two Killahs on one tour, there is only one possible outcome: EVERYBODY DIES. Or Ghostface and Killah Priest play a bunch of shows and nobody dies. There are at least two possible outcomes.

While on the subject of dying, Ghostface has a new record coming out soon, following last month’s release of Killah Priest’s new album. It’s called Twelve Reasons to Die and it’ll be out April 16 through Soul Temple Music. Perhaps one of these twelve reasons to die will resonate with you, giving you peace and acceptance before GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND KILLAH PRIEST END YOUR LIFE. Just kidding. They’re not killing anybody, they’re still just playing shows. But death’s a crazy thing to think about, right?

Ghostface Kilah and Killah Priest dates:

03.28.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Mayan Theatre
03.31.13 - San Luis Obispo, CA - SLO Brewery
04.03.13 - Fresno, CA - Fulton 55
04.04.13 - San Francisco, CA - 1015 Folsom
04.05.13 - Orangevale, CA - 1015 Folsom
04.06.13 - Redway, CA - Mateel Community Center
04.09.13 - Eugene, OR - WOW Hall
04.10.13 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
04.11.13 - Seattle, WA - Neumos
04.12.13 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory
04.13.13 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory
04.16.13 - Park City, UT - Park City Live
04.19.13 - Denver, CO - Summit Music Hall
04.20.13 - Aspen, CO - Belly Up
04.25.13 - Lawrence, KS - Granada Theater
04.26.13 - Chicago, IL - The Abbey Pub
04.27.13 - St. Louis, MO - Cherokee Performing Arts Center
04.28.13 - Cleveland Heights, OH - Grog Shop
04.30.13 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrews
05.01.13 - Grand Rapids, MI - The Pyramid Scheme
05.02.13 - Bloomington, IN - The Bluebird
05.03.13 - Columbus, OH - A&R Room
05.04.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre
05.05.13 - Syracuse, NY - The Westcott Theatre
05.07.13 - South Burlington, VT - Higher Ground Music
05.08.13 - Portland, ME - Port City Music Hall
05.09.13 - Boston, MA - The Wilbur
05.10.13 - New Haven, CT - Toads Place
05.11.13 - Providence, RI - The Met
05.12.13 - Philadelphia, PA - The Blockley
05.13.13 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre
05.14.13 - Baltimore, MD - Soundstage
05.16.13 - Carrboro, NC - Cats Cradle
05.17.13 - Asheville, NC - Asheville Music Hall
05.18.13 - Atlanta, GA - Terminal West
05.19.13 - Tampa Bay, FL - The Orpheum
05.20.13 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
05.22.13 - Austin, TX - Emo’s

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Baroness part ways with drummer and bassist, retain nobility status as a formal nicety

The shitty thing about a bad car (or bus, or whatever) accident is that it doesn’t just happen once. It kinda keeps happening to you, over and over again, for a while. Which means that, after a while, you’re mired in an awful big pile of SHIT (and, even if you’re a metal guy, this is somewhat undesirable!). The other thing about getting messed up in a crash is that it also makes you — for reasons both physical and emotional — rethink a thing or two about your life; and when your life is centered around, you know, schlepping a mountain of gear around night after night in a nine-piece art-metal band that performs at a high level of intensity for an hour a night, sometimes that means a career change is in the cards.

As metal forum Lambgoat reports, Baroness, who wrecked their shit pretty bad in the UK last summer, has announced the departure of both drummer Allen Blickle and bassist Matt Maggioni from the band, citing “external and internal, physical and mental, you name it” injuries as the reason. Seems like kind of a long time after-the-fact, you say? Well then, to you, the band says “shut the fuck up and read this unassailable statement that we just posted on our website, you heartless piece of shit:

Nothing can truly prepare you for a brush with death. The event is unique one, singular to the observer. Trust me, you don’t want to invite the experience. Our bus accident left indelible marks, external and internal, physical and mental, you name it. Each of the nine of us went through and continues to go through an entirely different, yet common experience. We are tied to each other by a trauma, which, despite its damage, has been made individually easier through our shared ordeal. While I would never wish the incident on anyone, I cannot imagine going through that wreck alone.

Thankfully, injury was not dealt out evenly; unfortunately it was dealt in great supply. Each of the nine of us now finds our self in a drastically different circumstance, and we each move forward accordingly. There are two important things to note. First, we are all healthy. We are recovering at different rates, and we’ll all be fine in the end. Second, Baroness has made a commitment to pick up where we left off, and get back out on tour, where we belong. In fact, I am personally staking my recovery on this principle; it gives me direction and something to look forward to (finally).

However, for some of us, the accident necessitated a change that would prevent them from performing music or touring. It is with sadness that we must announce that Matt Maggioni and Allen Blickle will not continue touring with Baroness. The details of their departure are not sensational; they do not come with hard feelings. Nor are the details going to be public; suffice it to say we’d like to keep to ourselves the finer points of this situation, to respect the privacy of all involved.

While the nine of us must respect the significance of the bus accident in Bath, we must also move away from it and get back to our lives. Simply put, some of the effects and injuries were severe enough to prohibit further activity in Baroness. While we would never have asked them to leave; we have the utmost sympathy for this situation, and in earnest, we wish Matt and Allen the best in the future. In their stead, we have found two musicians who can approach our music with passion and vitality and help get us back out on tour to finish what was seemingly cut short last August.

There you have it. If you were hoping that the silver lining to all of this was going to be that you could audition for Baroness on drums, you’re both out of luck and an asshole.

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