Fun Facts about Scissors and Sisters to Coincide with Scissor Sisters DVD Release

Did you know that scissors were probably invented in Egypt by real
live Egyptians a real long time ago?

Did you know that different types of scissors exist? Here are a few examples:

Tin snips are scissors used for cutting tin.

Pinking shears are scissors with a serrated edge for cutting fabric
without frayin' the edges. Wow.

Trauma shears are scissors used in emergency response situations.

Poultry shears are scissors that cut poultry.

How 'bout those skizzer facts! Now onto some facts about sisters!

I lied, I don't have any fun facts about sisters, as I never had one,
but I'm sure she'd probably like Scissor Sisters. Plus, she'd be super stoked about their new DVD that's coming out on November 12. She'd love the name of it too, 'cause it's called Hurrah - A Year Of Ta-Dah.

I can't keep writing this story after writing that.

I'm done.