Garbage Islands in the Stream, That Is What We Are: Gorillaz Release Plastic Beach March 8

America’s favorite cartoon band is back! (Sorry, Jem and The Holograms, I’m talking about REAL cartoon bands only.) That’s right, five years after the release of their last album, Demon Days, Gorillaz are back… and apparently based out of one of those garbage islands in the Pacific. The press release even says so!

The band have taken up residence, recording on a secret floating island deep in the South Pacific, a Plastic Beach HQ, made up of the detritus, debris and washed up remnants of humanity. This Plastic Beach is the furthest point from any landmass on Earth; the most deserted spot on the planet.

Well, that’s gross. But the news of this new album, Plastic Beach, is anything but. It’s scheduled for a March 8 release on Virgin, and the band is celebrating by headlining Coachella on April 18. Check out first single “Stylo” over at the Chocolate Grinder.

This tracklisting is… sigh… bananas:

01. Orchestral Intro (feat. Sinfonia ViVA)
02. Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach (feat. Snoop Dogg & Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
03. White Flag (feat. Kano, Bashy & The National Orchestra for Arabic Music)
04. Rhinestone Eyes
05. Stylo (feat. Bobby Womack & Mos Def)
06. Superfast Jellyfish (feat. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul)
07. Empire Ants (feat. Little Dragon)
08. Glitter Freeze (feat. Mark E Smith)
09. Some Kind of Nature (feat. Lou Reed)
10. On Melancholy Hill
11. Broken
12. Sweepstakes (feat. Mos Def & Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
13. Plastic Beach (feat. Mick Jones & Paul Simonon)
14. To Binge (feat. Little Dragon)
15. Cloud of Unknowing (feat. Bobby Womack and Sinfonia ViVA)
16. Pirate Jet

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Microsoft Brings $43 Million Lawsuit Against Lithuanian Torrent Site LinkoManija

Maybe I’ve got it all wrong, but I didn’t think you could earn $43 million running a torrent tracker out of Lithuania. Well, Microsoft seems to think you can. TorrentFreak is reporting that the software giant has filed a lawsuit to that tune against one Kestas Ermanas, a man it accuses of facilitating the theft of its Microsoft Office products by operating the widely used LinkoManija website. Ermanas stated in an interview with TorrentFreak that Microsoft never once contacted LinkoManija with a torrent takedown request.

Microsoft probably realizes that it’s unlikely, if not impossible, to get the full damages it’s seeking, as Lithuanian law limits possible winnings to a mere $53,000 dollars. Perhaps Microsoft is using the case to set precedent, so it can chase after, or just scare the bejesus out of, other torrent sites similar to LinkoManija.

The development comes at a time when other media giants, like the RIAA, have decided to slow down the lawsuits against file-sharers and find new ways to rein in the digital black market. To avoid reputation-tarnishing lawsuits, the RIAA has been increasingly working to forge agreements with ISPs (Internet Service Providers) to limit or even cut off bandwidth to customers they suspect of downloading music illegally. So, for the moment, it looks like the media companies are using tricks both old and new to keep their intellectual property safe, but the battle for the internet rages on, with no clear end in sight.

The National Announce New Tourdates and Album, Can’t Decide on an Album Title

Every time a news story is published about The National’s forthcoming album, due in May on 4AD, it seems apparent that the band is having troubles picking a name for it. Since The National are all about the one-word album titles (see previous albums Alligator and Boxer [TMT Review]), I suggest they break that pattern and go crazy. How about a three-word album title? Or, gasp, why not make it five?! Have fun with this one, dudes.

In the meantime, check out The National on the road this spring:

04.22.10 - Richmond, VA - The National Theater
04.23.10 - Richmond, VA - The National Theater
05.06.10 - London, England - Royal Albert Hall
05.07.10 - Paris, France - Le Zenith
05.09.10 - Berlin, Germany - Astra
05.22.10 - Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
05.23.10 - San Diego, CA - Spreckels Theater
05.27.10 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
06.02.10 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
06.05.10 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory
06.06.10 - Washington DC - DAR Constitution Hall
06.08.10 - Toronto, ON - Massey Hall
06.16.10 - New York, NY - Radio City Music Hall

Mom Rejects RIAA’s Settlement Offer, Goes to Third Trial with Middle Fingers In Air

As we previously reported, Jammie Thomas-Rasset was fined $54,000 on January 22 for illegally downloading 24 songs via Kazaa (yes, it was that long ago). The fine was delivered after Thomas-Rasset appealed the original verdict of $1.92 million, which Judge Michael Davis himself called “shocking.”

But it didn’t end there. The RIAA thought it was being even more reasonable when trying to settle with Thomas-Rasset by asking the file-sharing heroine to donate $25,000 to “an appropriate charity benefiting musicians” (and if they hear one more guffaw, they’ll sue your ass too!). However, the RIAA’s nemesis (and mother of four) has once again stuck her mighty middle finger up at the major labels by rejecting the settlement offer. This means the case will go to trial for a third time.

Joe Sibley, Robin to Thomas-Rasset’s Batman (otherwise known as her lawyer), said “Jammie is standing on principle here and will not accede to payment demands that the RIAA is making through an unconstitutional statutory scheme (that they lobbied for the creation of) and we will ride this train to its appellate end no matter how many future remittiturs are rejected.”

Brian Jonestown Massacre Defy New “Green” Legislation by Continuing Their Irresponsible and Non-Renewable Mining of the 1960s Touring in Support of Who Killed Sgt. Pepper?

If case you didn’t get the message in your pathetic Microsoft Outlook Action Item Blackberry Inbox List, The Brian Jonestown Massacre don’t have loser jobs. They are a cool, vintage-y, garage-psych band. They make their own luck with cool hands and hot sex. What I mean to say is: leather jackets are valuable status symbols in anarchist society. Sunglasses at night and all that shit. No, its cool to say “shit”; they swear a lot. They have attitudes and opinions and stuff. Like, about the Viet Nam War or something, I think.

Their new 4-track, 2-inch tape, cut-straight-to-vinyl-in-the-studio, heavily-Tibetan-influenced A-side radio single is called “Let’s Go Fucking Mental.” You can download it (whatever the FUCK that means, John F. Kennedy) over here. But you can’t download subversion. That’s in the air. That’s free. The song’s really repetitive, which is another way of saying that it has a really urgent social/socialist/Socialist message.

The band’s 10th album is called Who Killed Sgt. Pepper?, so you know it’s going to be at least as good as The Beatles were. It’s due on February 23 — at least according to the Capitalist Machine’s Commie Mind control Calendar — and their US tour kicks off May 28 in the most tuned-in and turned-on City on this existence plain: Minneapolis, Minnesota. Fuck, man. The doors of perception and shit. You know what I’m saying. I mean, don’t you just hate your day job? Thanks, Anton.

05.28.10 - Minneapolis, MN - Cabooze
05.29.10 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
05.30.10 - Chicago, IL - Metro
05.31.10 - Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop
06.02.10 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Hall
06.03.10 - Montreal, QC - La Tulipe
06.04.10 - Boston, MA - Paradise Rock Club
06.06.10 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
06.08.10 - Philadelphia, PA - TLA
06.09.10 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
06.10.10 - Cincinnati, OH - Mad Hatter
06.11.10 - St Louis, MO - Off Broadway
06.13.10 - Denver, CO - Bluebird Theater
06.14.10 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge
06.15.10 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory
06.17.10 - Portland, OR - Crystal Ballroom
06.18.10 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
06.19.10 - Seattle, WA - Neumos
06.21.10 - -San Francisco, CA - Fillmore
06.22.10 - Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda Theater

Check here for European dates, which start in February.

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Rocky Votolato Announces New Album and Tourdates

With a name like Rocky, you don’t have to try too hard to get people’s attention. Still, Rocky Votolato isn’t going to sit idly by and do nothing. Instead, he’s releasing a new album, True Devotion, due February 23 on Barsuk. True Devotion was mixed by Casey Foubert (Sufjan Stevens, David Bazan) and John Goodmanson (The Blood Brothers, Sleater-Kinney). Anyone who pre-orders the album before its release date will get access to a digital version of the album plus a bonus 7-inch single with two non-album tracks, and will be entered into a contest to win a private house show performance by Rocky himself. If you don’t win the private show, be sure to catch Rocky when he comes to a city near you:

02.13.10 - Reno, NV - Rainshadow CCHS !
02.24.10 - New York, NY - Mercury Lounge (CD Release Show) !
02.26.10 - Chicago, IL - Schubas (CD Release Show)
03.02.10 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
03.04.10 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
03.05.10 - Los Angeles, CA - Troubadour
03.07.10 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
03.08.10 - Phoenix, AZ - Rhythm Room
03.09.10 - Albuquerque, NM - Launchpad
03.10.10 - Denver, CO - Hi-Dive (16+)
03.11.10 - Provo, UT - Velour
03.13.10 - Seattle, WA - Neumo’s (CD Release Show)
04.01.10 - Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock
04.03.10 - Lansing, MI - Mac’s Bar %
04.05.10 - Toronto, Canada - Drake Hotel % (19+)
04.07.10 - Alston, MA - Great Scott %
04.10.10 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian %
04.11.10 - Washington, DC - DC 9 %
04.13.10 - Pittsburgh, PA - Garfield Artworks %
04.14.10 - Akron, OH - Musica %
04.15.10 - Newport, KY - Southgate House %

! My Flag Is on Fire, The Bindle Stiffs
% Brooke Waggoner

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