Hopscotch to celebrate fifth anniversary in September, employee attendance is mandatory

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To: [All Employees]
Subject: Hopscotch’s Birthday


As you may or may not be aware, the Hopscotch Festival’s fifth birthday is coming up. We will be celebrating from September 4 to September 6. Last year, nobody remembered Hopscotch’s birthday. Of course, if you caught the Raleigh, North Carolina-based festival crying in the bathroom, trying to hide its tears from the rest of us, you already know this. Let’s not have a repeat of last year. Hopscotch is a very nice musical festival that books a lot of great artists, examples being Merzbow, John Cale, Spiritualized, Public Enemy, Guided By Voices, The Mountain Goats, Big Daddy Kane, and Sleep. It deserves better than last year’s shabby treatment.

If you are interested in celebrating Hopscotch’s birthday, there’s a card going around. Additionally, you may purchase tickets on March 1 at the Hopscotch website. Those on the festival’s mailing list, i.e. its real friends, may participate in a pre-sale February 27 and 28. The entertainment (or lineup) will be released to the public in April, though you can follow Hopscotch on Twitter for updates.

We are now taking volunteers for picking up the cookie cake.

Thank you,

Your boss.

• Hopscotch Festival: http://www.hopscotchmusicfest.com

Kassel Jaeger plans Toxic Cosmopolitanism for Editions Mego, should be kept under close supervision at cocktail parties

If your headline-reading skills are up to snuff, you already know that Kassel Jaeger, the Paris-based solo and collaborative artist and member of Pierre Schaefer’s legendary Groupe de Recherches Musicales (GRM) has a new album coming out on Editions Mego. But the headline wasn’t enough for you, was it? You’re such a ravenous consumer of music news that a mere headline won’t sate you. You need more! You need cold hard details. Like a release date (March 17) , and a pre-order link (here), the title (Toxic Cosmopolitanism), and maybe even a joke or two about that album title (it’s a concept record about how easy it would have been to poison all the Sex and the City ladies when they were out on the town drinking Cosmos)!!

Reader, it’s people like you that make me proud to do what I do. I’m not just a headline machine. No, I’m more than that. I’m a human being, with feelings, and an ego so large that I’ve got to turn every news post into a joke about myself. And you need me to tell you things like the fact that this album consists of two side-length tracks, both of which are based on the same source material. Side A, “Toxic Cosmopolitanism,” takes an array of sounds from around the world, including “the balafon, tremolo, gnbri, gee, tibetan gongs,” and pan flutes, and swirls them all up into a milkshake of creativity. Side B, “Exposure Scales,” which is divided up into four sub-pieces, uses the same sounds found on “Toxic Cosmopolitanism” to build a more static composition. Hear “Sunlight,” part two of “Exposure Scales,” below.

Toxic Cosmopolitanism tracklisting:

01. Toxic Cosmopolitanism
02. Exposure Scales

• Kassel Jaeger: http://www.kasseljaeger.com
• Editions Mego: http://editionsmego.com

Explosions in the Sky and Eluvium members form Inventions after prolonged argument regarding ambience and crescendo

Listen up, y’all. The top two party-rock acts out there, Explosions in the Sky and Eluvium, are teaming up, you heard? Explosions guitarist Mark T. Smith and Eluvium everything guy Matthew Cooper are teaming up to bring y’all the party-rock super group we’ve longed for: Inventions. “Sorry for party rocking” is something these two guys will never say, because they are not sorry for party rocking. They have no remorse for their party rocking. Party rock or die, et cetera. As proof of their party rocking, they’ll be putting out their party-rock manifesto in the form of a self-titled debut album. Your party-rock headquarters, Temporary Residence Ltd., will be putting out that record on April 1.

Check out a trailer for the album right here or below. You guys into the slamming beats and anthemic lyrics about having a good time, hell yeah? Nah, I’m just kidding. It’s ambient music. In fact, that whole first paragraph was a joke. But, as a reader, were you fooled? Maybe you weren’t that aware of either Explosions in the Sky or Eluvium and you were like, “Huh, those guys are party bands? I thought they did post-rock and ambient stuff.” You were really fooled then, but you were, in actuality, on the right path. Point is, watch your back.

Inventions tracklist:

01. Echo Tropism
02. Flood Poems
03. Entity
04. Luminous Insects
05. Peaceable Child
06. Sun Locations / Sun Coda
07. Recipient
08. Psychic Automation

• Inventions: https://www.facebook.com/inventionsmusic
• Temporary Residence Ltd.: http://temporaryresidence.com

Teengirl Fantasy announce some tour dates and a free download. Doesn’t seem all that sexy, does it?

Hey all of my fellow hot-blooded, letterman jacket-wearing MEN out there. I think we can all agree that, along with sports cars that are unapologetically red in color and a good, giant, phallic cigar from some poor third-world country; there is just nothin’ like being teased by sexy teen girls, is there? I mean, Yowza! Am I right?

Well, check this little peep show out! Following 2012’s Tracer (TMT Review) and last year’s Nun EP, the electronic duo known to online chatrooms around the world as Teengirl Fantasy are coming back with a new album later this year, and they just can’t (or just plain WON’T!) resist hocking up their skirts little-by-little by offering a free download of one of its tracks, “TonBase,” right now over on their SoundCloud page. According to some people, “TonBase” is “a super bass heavy club track featuring choppy machine drum loops and jungle rhythms.” Mmm, mmm, mmm. Am I right?

And just in case you aren’t yet satisfied after listening to this jam, you can always catch these red hot teens as they run amok around Europe (mmm, how European!) and New York City this winter. Probably with too-few clothes on, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?!?!? HI-FIVE!!!!!

Tour dates:

02.09.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Cameo
02.13.14 - Dublin, Ireland - Workmans Club
02.14.14 - Glasgow, UK - Broadcast,
02.15.14 - Edinburgh, UK - Sneaky Petes
02.18.14 - London, UK - Oslo
02.19.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - OT301
02.20.14 - Utrecht, Netherlands - Tivoli
02.21.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Vk
02.22.14 - Paris, France - TBD
02.27.14 - Berlin, Germany - Prince Charles
02.28.14 - Belgrade, Serbia - Drugstore
03.01.14 - Budapest, Hungary - Toldi

• Teengirl Fantasy: https://soundcloud.com/teengirlfantasy
• This Is Music: http://thisismusicltd.com

Josephine Foster’s I’m a Dreamer soon to be available in new, even dreamier North American edition

People like to compare singers’ voices to birds. Nightingales and shit. Well fuck birds. Birds are so 2012. Psych-folk artist Josephine Foster’s voice ain’t the voice of a red-bellied warbler or whatever; it’s the sound of a Victrola getting all cranked up on a summer’s day. Oh yeah, and also it’s 1920 or something. There’s wheat. Fields of wheat. And uh, mint juleps. It’s like what William Faulkner closed his eyes and dreamed about when shit was just getting a little too heavy.

And whaddaya know? Josephine Foster’s I’m a Dreamer is getting released as a North American edition on April 8 via Fire Records. Recorded in Nashville by Andrija Tokic (Alabama Shakes), the album comes with two bonus tracks and includes a cover of the Burt Bacharach-penned, Engelbert Humperdinck-performed “Love Was Here Before the Stars.” Foster is playing a couple shows in New York and Rhode Island in the coming weeks, and will embark on a full on tour this fall.


01.30.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Trans-Pecos
02.08.14 - Providence, RI - Columbus Theater

• Josephine Foster: http://www.josephinefoster.info
• Fire: http://www.firerecords.com

Mogwai make some whisky instead of some music for a change!

Post-rockers Mogwai may be “good” or “decent” or “okay” or whatever-you-think at being musicians, but there’s absolutely no denying that they’re phenomenally great at being Scottish.

Case in point? The Quietus pointed out that the band is celebrating the release of their new album, Rave Tapes (TMT Review), by making their own special blend of limited-edition Scotch Whisky! Seriously. There’s a website for it and everything! The stuff is called “ROCKACT81W,” and its press release describes it as “a single cask whisky […] limited to 324 numbered bottles, which were distilled in September 2004 at Glenallachie Distillery, Speyside, and bottled this month by the Creative Whisky Company.” If you’re all sophisticated and whatnot, those words probably mean stuff to you!

And just in case you’re a stouthearted Scotsman yourself (or a really huge Mogwai fan with a lot of frequent flier miles), you should know that the band will be signing bottles of the stuff at the Good Spirits Co. in Glasgow just before their show at the Glasgow Concert Hall on Tuesday, January 28 (which is also when the stuff officially goes on sale). Sure, you’ve been DRUNK at a rock show before; but when’s the last time you were SCOTCH-DRUNK??? Exactly.

Speaking of which, as far as I know, they’re still playing these billion-or-so shows this year. Hopefully there’s a designated driver involved:

01.24.14 - London, UK - Royal Festival Hall
01.25.14 - London, UK - Royal Festival Hall
01.27.14 - Manchester, UK - Bridgewater Hall
01.28.14 - Glasgow, UK - Royal Concert Hall
01.30.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
02.01.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
02.02.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
02.03.14 - Paris, France - Olympia
02.04.14 - Frankfurt, Germany - Batschkapp
02.05.14 - Munich, Germany - Backstage Werk
02.06.14 - Berlin, Germany - Temperdrome
03.23.14 - Gotherburgh, Sweden - Konserthuset
03.24.14 - Stockholm, Sweden - Cirkus
03.25.14 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Koncertsalen
03.26.14 - Hamburg, Germany - Grosse Freiheit
03.27.14 - Zurich, Germany - Volkshaus
03.29.14 - Nimes, Italy - Paloma
03.30.14 - Bologna, Italy - Estragon
03.31.14 - Milan, Italy - Alcatraz
04.01.14 - Karlsruhe, Germany - Substage
04.02.14 - Cologne, Germany - E-Werk
04.03.14 - Lille, France - Aeronef
04.21.14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theatre
04.22.14 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
04.23.14 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theater
04.24.14 - Austin, TX - Emo’s
04.25.14 - Houston, TX - Fitzgerald’s
04.26.14 - Raton Rouge, LA - Varsity Theatre
04.27.14 - New Orleans, LA - Civic Theatre
04.29.14 - Miami, FL - Grand Central
04.30.14 - Tampa, FL - The Ritz Ybor
05.01.14 - Orlando, FL - The Beacham Theatre
05.03.14 - Nashville, TN - Exit In
05.06.14 - Charlotte, NC - Amos’ Southend
05.07.14 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
05.08.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
05.09.14 - New York, NY - Terminal 5
05.10.14 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
05.11.14 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
05.13.14 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall
05.14.14 - Cleveland, OH - House of Blues
05.15.14 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrews Hall
05.16.14 - Chicago, IL - The Vic Theatre
05.17.14 - Des Moines, IA - Wooly’s
05.18.14 - Minneapolis, MN - First Ave
05.20.14 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre
05.21.14 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Depot
05.24.14 – Portland, OR – Roseland Theater
05.25.14 - Vancouver, BC - Vogue Theatre

• ROCKACT81W: http://mogwaiwhisky.com
• Mogwai: http://www.mogwai.co.uk
• Sub Pop: http://www.subpop.com
• Rock Action: http://www.rock-action.co.uk