Hot Water Music Are Post-Hardcore; My Journalism Is Super Post-New Journalism – Dr. Gonzo, Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer Can Kiss My Ass

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What?

Oh, Hot Water Music are getting back together! It's been almost two whole years since the band stopped doing stuff. Specifically, they haven't done anything since March 13, 2006, the day they "officially disbanded"! HOLY SHIT! Wait, that's not a long time. I've taken longer shits than two years. Isn't two years essentially just a break between projects? I mean, most sophomore efforts take two years to write. I don't know. This is all very confusing. Has the Shitfaced Newsathon ended? Whatever.

Hot Water Music are getting back together for three shows this winter, but no plans for new music have been announced. However, there is a compilation in the works, titled Till The Wheels Fall Off, set for release January 22 via No Idea Records.

Catch ‘em, kids!

Ramblin’ Jack Elliott’s Lies Exposed, Sort Of Tours Too

Howdy, padner. I’m gonna spin you a little yarn about ol’ Ramblin’ Jack – one from back in the day when he wasn’t so ramblin’. We return briefly to the Age of Giant Reptiles, or, as I like to refer to it, 1993:

A little old movie called Mr. Baseball hits theaters to mixed critical reviews. A risqué biopic that gets at the true nature of Ramblin’ Jack, the real Jack Elliot. None of that fluffy, Time Magazine, cowboy bullshit. The sordid tale begins, as Wikipedia so eloquently states, when “[Elliot] an aging American baseball player [is] put on the trading block by The New York Yankees in favor of a younger player (former Chicago White Sox legend, Frank Thomas), and there's only one taker: the Nagoya Chunichi Dragons of Japan's Nippon Professional Baseball.”

Needless to say, Jack didn’t much like Japan. As you can image, the movie documents how “the arrogant Elliot clashes with the Japanese culture and soon alienates his new teammates.” Truth is, Jack’s been dealing with aliens all his life. Ever since they picked him up as a small boy in Brooklyn and performed all those experiments on him, he’s been a little... well, let’s just say Jack’s been jumpy. Speaking of which, let me tell you about th... whoa... give me a second... there it goes again. Alright time to take summore of my medicine. I’ll catch you fine folks on your way back.

Tourdates:
11.09.07 - Midway, UT - Herber City’s Cowboy Poetry Gathering and Buckaroo Fair
11.10.07 - Midway, UT - Herber City’s Cowboy Poetry Gathering and Buckaroo Fair $
11.10.07 - Midway, UT - Herber City’s Cowboy Poetry Gathering and Buckaroo Fair $
11.10.07 - Midway, UT - Herber City’s Cowboy Poetry Gathering and Buckaroo Fair $
12.01.07 - Berkeley, CA - The Freight

$ Multiple performances (12 PM, 1 PM, and 6PM) as part of the CPGBF

Daptone Records Is Soul Excitement! (Free Daptone Mix Now Available, Plus Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings Release Video And Add Dates with The Budos Band!)

Hey there, TMT fan! Are you treading water in a sea of identical-sounding indie-folk compilations? Are you wondering why it bothers you when your favorite new artists sing?* Perhaps you’re wondering what that uncontrollable feeling in your pants was that one time you heard Aretha Franklin playing over the sound system in CVS?

Fear not, reader-baby, for I’ve got the cure for your indie rock blues: The Daptone. If you ain’t down with Daptone Records, then you had better get yourself down. For the past five years, the Brooklyn-based label has been putting out some of the finest grooves that you can feel deep down in your bones. In fact, listening to just one Daptone 7-inch has been scientifically proven to make you 60% funkier 85% more likely to realize what a large ensemble can sound like when its members are actually musicians (eat it, Broken Social Scene!).

Let me hip you to some things you might have missed:

Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings, probably the most well-known artists on the label, recently released their third LP, 100 Days, 100 Nights (TMT Review). They have just added dates to their North American tour (TMT News) featuring labelmates The Budos Band. If they won’t be stopping by your town, you can temporarily fulfill your need for throwback soul lovin’ by watching their new video here. You can also learn a bit about Jones’ history by watching this CNN clip. Can you believe CNN knew about her before you did?

Sharon Jones has also contributed heavily to the movie The Great Debaters, a Denzel Washington flick due for theatrical release December 25. Not only does she appear on the soundtrack alongside Alvin "Youngblood" Hart, Billy Rivers, Teenie Hodges, and others, but she also appears in the movie. The soundtrack features early blues, folk, jazz, and gospel songs personally selected by Mr. Washington and is set for release December 11 via Atlantic.

Great Debaters soundtrack tracklist:

1. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and Sharon Jones - "My Soul Is a Witness"
2. Sharon Jones, Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart, and Teenie Hodges - "That's What My Baby Likes"
3. The Carolina Chocolate Drops and Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart - "I've Got Blood in My Eyes for You"
4. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and Teenie Hodges - "Step It Up and Go"
5. Sharon Jones, Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and Teenie Hodges - "It's Tight Like That"
6. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and the Carolina Chocolate Drops - "Busy Bootin'"
7. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and the Carolina Chocolate Drops - "City of Refuge"
8. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart, Sharon Jones, and Billy Rivers & the Angelic Voices of Faith - "Two Wings"
9. David Berger and the Sultans of Swing - "Delta Serenade"
10. David Berger and the Sultans of Swing - "Rock n' Rye"
11. Sharon Jones, Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart, and Teenie Hodges - "Wild About That Thing"
12. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart and the Carolina Chocolate Drops - "Nobody's Fault But Mine"
13. Alvin 'Youngblood' Hart - "How Long Before I Change My Clothes"
14. Sharon Jones and Billy Rivers & the Angelic Voices of Faith - "We Shall Not Be Moved"
15. Sharon Jones and Billy Rivers & the Angelic Voices of Faith - "Up Above My Head"
16. Art Tatum - "The Shout"
17. Papa Charlie Jackson - "Scoodle Um Skoo"
18. The Delmore Brothers - "I Ain't Got Nowhere to Travel"
19. Marian Anderson - "Begrussung"

Finally, for all you MP3-downloading mouth-breathers who ain’t got no turntable, Binky Griptite (of The Dap-Kings) has released a free hour-long mix of Daptone singles to bring you up to speed on the soul you need. The first “show” on the fictitious WDAP radio station, Binky Griptite’s GhettoFunkPowerHour features 27 tracks from Daptone’s catalog, as well as interludes from Binky himself. Many of these singles have only been released on vinyl until now, so stop trying to shove that 7-inch into the side of your laptop and get to the listening!

You know, they sound kind of like Amy Winehouse.

Binky Griptite’s GhettoFunkPowerHour! tracklist:

1. The Sugarman 3 Feat. Charles Bradley “Take it as it Come”
2. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “Give Me a Chance”
3. The Poets of Rhythm “More Mess on my Thing”
4. Antibalas “Che Che Cole”
5. The Daktaris “Eltsuhg Ibal Lasiti”
6. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “Why Don’t We All Stop Paying Taxes”
7. Binky Griptite & the Mellomatics “Mellomatic Mood”
8. The Sugarman 3 “Sugar’s Boogaloo”
9. Lee Fields “Could Have Been”
10. Bob & Gene “Sailboat”
11. Bob & Gene “I Can Be Cool”

(instrumental underneath talking is Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings “How Long Do I Have To Wait For You?” inst.)
12. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “How Do I Let a Good Man Down?”
13. The Dap-Kings “Nervous Like Me”
14. The Mighty Imperials feat. Joseph Henry “Never Found a Girl”
15. Charles Bradley & the Bullets “This Love Ain't Big Enough For The Two Of Us”
16. The Budos Band “Aynotchesh Yererfu”

(instrumental underneath talking is Binky Griptite & the Mellomatics “Brooklyn Soul Stew” inst.)
17. The Sugarman 3 feat. Lee Fields “Shot Down”

(instrumental underneath talking is Binky Griptite “Stoned Soul Christmas”)
18. The Sugarman Three “La Culebra”
19. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “The Dap Dip”
20. The Sugarman Three feat. Naomi Davis “Promised Land”
21. Naomi Shelton & the Gospel Queens “What Have You Done, My Brother?”
22. The Budos Band “Adeniji”
23. The Menahan Street Band “Make the Road by Walking”

(short preview underneath talking) #
24. Charles Bradley & the Menahan Street Band “The World (Is Going Up In Flames)” #
25. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “You’re Gonna Get It”
26. Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings “Genuine”
27. The Sugarman 3 “Honey Wagon”

# Released on the Dunham Records imprint

Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings adjusted tourdates:
11.09.07 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Underground !!!!!
11.10.07 - Burlington, VT - Higher Ground !!!!!
11.11.07 - Montreal, QC - La Tulipe !!!!!
11.13.07 - Toronto, Ontario - Lee’s Palace
11.14.07 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
11.15.07 - Chicago, IL - Park West
11.16.07 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
11.17.07 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
11.18.07 - Indianapolis, IN - The Vogue
11.20.07 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
12.01.07 - San Diego, CA - Belly Up Tavern
12.02.07 - Santa Ana, CA - The Galaxy Theatre
12.04.07 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theater
12.05.07 - San Francisco, CA - Bimbo’s 365 Club
12.07.07 - Portland, OR - Doug Fir Lounge
12.08.07 - Seattle, WA - Neumo’s
12.09.07 - Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom
12.10.07 - Bellingham, WA - The Nightlight
12.14.07 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts !!!!!
12.15.07 - Washington, DC - Black Cat !!!!!
01.04-09.08 - Jamcruise! (Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Roatan, Honduras - Costa Maya, Mexico)

!!!!! The Budos Band

*This bothers you because they are bad at singing.

Still Mourning the Pig’s Pink Palace? AT&T and Napster Team Up To Cheer Up

Years ago, I remember reading a remark that aptly summed up the futility of a conceptual war -- specifically, the War on Drugs. It read, "The War on Drugs -- you know, the one where you can't do drugs anymore." With the success rate obviously through the roof, the War on Terror followed suit, nabbing those pesky bad guys and restoring the world's freedom. Not wanting to be outdone, the internet now has its own goose chase. I don't know if you've heard (TMT News 1 2), but apparently there are illegal implications with the torrent protocol.

So, since the now-famous OiNK raid, knowing you -- the poor music fan -- have no other options, the kind folks over at Napster (who now run by the book, of course), in association with AT&T, want to lend a hand. Not only do they want to open musical doors, offering you the latest from Matchbox 20 with exclusives from their greatest hits album Exile On Mainstream (TMT Review), but now you can also access the entire Napster catalog of 5 million tracks directly from your mobile phone. I know, I know -- your prayers have been answered.

And they're practically giving these things away. Individual songs will run you only $2 each, or you can treat yourself to a five-pack of songs for only $7.50. That's a $2.50 discount! But that's not all. Call in the next five minutes and you'll receive the mobile video service, MobiVJ, which will offer users eight music video channels for only $7 a month. (You won't believe how great Rob Thomas looks on a 1.5 inch screen.) Finally, AT&T also announced the specifics of their VIP Access application that offers artist biographies, new music samples, and news alerts for the pocket-change price of $3 a month. It's like they think you're some sort of charity case the way they're throwing around these criminally cheap offers.

Unfortunately, both Sprint and Verizon Wireless have offered nearly identical, similarly useless full-song mobile downloads for close to two years now, leaving AT&T just slightly behind the curve. You know, sort of like listening to Matchbox 20 in 2007.

A Letter to Bradford Cox Regarding His Upcoming Solo Album

Dear Mr. Cox,

It has come to our attention that on the 23 of October, 2007, you were seen in the parking lot of our store chasing several female octogenarians, flailing your limbs in a manner that made them uncomfortable. We ask that you not allow this incident to occur again.

We are aware, of course, that the women in question had made purchases that you felt you had a greater need for. You claimed that, pending a tour mentioned briefly on your MySpace to support your solo project Atlas Sound's new record, you require more dresses to wear for performances. We understand your needs and are well-equipped to serve them; however, we request that you find your own frocks and no longer demand those previously purchased by our other customers.

There is plenty of time for wardrobe additions between now and February 19, the release date of Atlas Sound's new record, Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel. We hope to see you in our store soon under better circumstances.

Cordially,

Northeast Plaza Goodwill Store

Atlanta, Georgia

Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel tracklisting:

Calvin Johnson’s Crazy California Crapscapade

If, like me, the bulk of your knowledge about California consists of Escape from L.A. quotes, those ‘Welcome to California’ ads, and a vivid mental image of cartoon ‘49ers dancing around a pick axe, there’ll be no better time to check out The Golden State than on Calvin Johnson’s upcoming tour. Earlier this year, the K Records founder released the fantastic LP Calvin Johnson & The Sons of the Soil (TMT Review), featuring, among others, the spectacular track "Booty Run." You may want to check that out first.

And if you like to smoke mad weed, much like the man currently sitting next to me in the park, I hear California’s a great place for that. While waiting for Calvo to stop by your town, go rent/buy the 1977 weightlifting documentary Pumping Iron, which closes on an especially poignant note – the victorious now-Governor of California wearing an ‘Arnold is Numero Uno’ shirt and smoking a phatty. Apparently wildfires aren’t the only thing that’s been blazing in California. God bless America.

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