I.C.P. sues F.B.I. over slanderous claims that Faygo isn’t really soda

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The internet is positively buzzing (as you can see here and here) as news spreads about the Insane Clown Posse (I.C.P.) suing the Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I.) over their continued War of the Acronyms (W.O.T.A). But, for real, I.C.P. is suing the F.B.I. because they don’t really agree with the F.B.I.’s assertion that their fans (lovingly called Juggalos and/or Juggalettes) are part of a gang.

It all began last year when, in their annual National Gang Threat Assesment, the F.B.I. declared that Juggalos are not just misguided and angry music fans who have no better way to vent than listening to idiots rap about murdering, but are, in fact, a full-on gang. As in a Crip, Blood, or Latin Kings-style gang.

The report reads: “The Juggalos, a loosely-organized hybrid gang, are rapidly expanding into many US communities. Although recognized as a gang in only four states, many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence.”

It elaborates: “Most crimes committed by Juggalos are sporadic, disorganized, individualistic, and often involve simple assault, personal drug use and possession, petty theft, and vandalism. However, open source reporting suggests that a small number of Juggalos are forming more organized subsets and engaging in more gang-like criminal activity, such as felony assaults, thefts, robberies, and drug sales.” And goes on to describe Juggalos as “transient, homeless, violent, destructive, and criminal.”

As people who are too stupid to run a successful gang (c’mon, they don’t even understand how magnets work), Violent J and Mr. Shaggy 2 Dope of I.C.P. are understandably upset about the accusation and have filed a lawsuit against the F.B.I. requesting documents that explain the reasoning behind the gang label and hope to ultimately remove Juggalos from the list of F.B.I. approved gangs.

“They’re punishing [you] for being Juggalos,” Violent J told fans, “This is the government’s way of telling us what you can listen to, what you can wear.”

• Insane Clown Posse: http://www.insaneclownposse.com

Sean Lennon and Greg Saunier are Mystical Weapons, and they’re releasing their debut LP on January 15. Does this mean we have to stop cracking jokes about Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger?

“Thoughts on prehistoric creatures? Fossils? Extinct species of cats?”
“I like futuristic magic. Lasers that turn anyone’s skin blue.”
“Cool, let’s start a band.”

Or something like that. Sean Lennon and Greg Saunier dreamed up an improvisational project a couple years back and opened for a Plastic Ono Band/Deerhoof show in San Francisco. They call themselves Mystical Weapons (a reference to Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 film Holy Mountain, not to the sword of Godric Gryffindor, as I sort of initially guessed).

For a while, Mystical Weapons played live shows based almost entirely on instant improvisation — they’d play along to animated films by Martha Colburn and bang out as much wacked-out explosion and crazy noise as they could. On January 15, they’re releasing their self-titled debut album via Chimera Music, and even though it’s not quite as aggressively off-the-wall as their previous work, it’s still a trip (through space, through a jungle filled with dinosaurs, through a city made of glass, wherever you want). They released “Mechanical Mammoth” as a free download over at Rolling Stone.

Mystical Weapons tracklist:

01. Impossible Shapes
02. Mechanical Mammoth
03. Silk Screen Eyes
04. Whispers fhe Blue Tongue
05. Dirty
06. Goddess Curlers
07. Hostile Takeover
08. Gilbert Releases His Pet Salamander into the Wild
09. Colony Collapse Disorder
10. Distant City
11. Dirty Neon
12. Gross Domestic Happiness
13. Consortium Musicum

• Mystical Weapons: http://www.facebook.com/MysticalWeapons
• Chimera Music: http://chimeramusic.com

[Photo: Devendra Banhart (huh)]

Death Grips cancel their already-released new album so they can go on world tour

You know what I think is just so sexy??? When people I don’t really know promise me certain stuff on the internet and then do slightly different stuff. Oh man, just thinking about it makes me want to, I dunno, fucking email someone right now about something I plan to do… and then DO SOMETHING KINDA DIFFERENT IN PRACTICE. Mmm, yeah. Like, maybe I’ll promise someone that I’ll make and release two albums in 2012 and then do one of them, but then promise to tour it for a long time instead of working on the pre-promised follow-up, then cancel those dates to work on that follow-up, then release said followup way earlier than my label even thought I was going to and under a freakin’ Creative Commons license that allows the music to be used for free by anyone for any purpose, then email that person back with a big old slab of tourdates???

Oh man, nothing gets my motor running like convoluted, internet age bullshit! Well, okay, maybe NSFW album covers with huge shlongs on them…

Death Grips dates:

10.27.12 - Asheville, NC - Moogfest
11.01.12 - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg
11.02.12 - Brussels, Belgium - Magasin 4
11.03.12 - Paris, France - Pitchfork Music Festival Paris
11.05.12 - Bristol, UK - The Fleece
11.06.12 - Manchester, UK - Sound Control
11.07.12 - London, UK - Electric Ballroom #
11.08.12 - Amsterdam, Holland - Bitterzoet
11.10.12 - Lyon, France - Riddim Collision Festival
11.13.12 - Washington, DC - Rock and Roll Hotel
11.14.12 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
11.16.12 - Cambridge, MA - The Sinclair
11.18.12 - Toronto, ON - Wrong Bar
11.19.12 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
11.20.12 - Chicago, IL - Bottom Lounge
11.21.12 - Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry
01.18.13 - Sydney, Australia - Big Day Out Festival, Sydney Showgrounds
01.20.13 - Southport, Australia - Big Day Out Festival, Parklands
01.25.13 - Adelaide, Australia - Big Day Out Festival, Adelaide Convention Centre
01.26.13 - Melbourne, Australia - Big Day Out Festival, Flemington Racecourse
01.28.13 - Perth, Australia - Big Day Out Festival, McCallum Park

# The Bug

• Death Grips: http://thirdworlds.net

Dracula Lewis asks you to bounce to the beat of your own bleakness on new Permafrost 12-inch

Dracula Lewis is the dude behind the great Hundebiss label, which has been responsible for some fantastically hypnotic and warped releases over the last few years by Aaron Dilloway, Hair Police, Angels in America, and él-g, to name a few, plus a VHS collection of video work by Hype Williams and the Rapture Adrenaline feature film by James Ferraro. Now the bloodsucking fiend himself wants a piece of the pie, having just signed with Berlin’s Souterrain Transmissions and preparing a prickly 12-inch EP of cold dub proceedings that are equal parts bounce, buzz, and BLURGHHH.

Permafrost is arriving on November 5 in limited physical quantities (first 100 on orange vinyl) and infinite digital copies, with a Robert Beatty-designed cover that visualizes the “gaseous spider web” quality of Dracula Lewis’ music. Listen to the title track below, and remember to pop that ass to keep warm this winter.

Permafrost tracklist:

A1. Chrome Riderz (feat. Stargate)
A2. Permafrost
B1. Marble Eyez
B2. Spacies

Dates (all supporting The Soft Moon):

11.15.12 - Paris, France - Point Ephémère
11.17.12 - Lyon, France - Le Sonic
11.18.12 - Lausanne, Switzerland - Le Romandie
11.19.12 - Stuttgart, Germany - 1210
11.20.12 - Köln, Germany - MTC
11.21.12 - Berlin, Germany - Festsaal Kreuzberg
11.22.12 - Hamburg, Germany - Hafenklang
11.23.12 - London, UK - Cargo
11.24.12 - Bristol, UK - Start the Bus
11.25.12 - Leeds, UK - Brudnell Social Club
11.26.12 - Manchester, UK - Ruby Lounge
11.27.12 - Birmingham, UK - Hare and Hounds
11.28.12 - Brighton, UK - Greenstore
11.30.12 - Utrecht, Netherlands - Le Guess Who? Festival
12.01.12 - Frankfurt, Germany - Nachtleben
12.02.12 - Prague, Czech Republic - Meat Factory
12.03.12 - München, Germany - Orangehouse

• Dracula Lewis: https://www.facebook.com/DraculaLewis
• Souterrain Transmissions: http://www.souterraintransmissions.com

Cold Cave share SPOOKY new song, go on SPOOKY tour with decidedly non-SPOOKY Divine Fits

BOOOOOO, I’m a ghost. I was once a guy, but now I’m dead, so I’m a ghost. I left some unfinished business on Earth and here I am floating around. What kind of unfinished business? Eh, I don’t know, probably need to take revenge on whoever killed me. But I’ve been dead for, like, forever, so that guy’s probably dead, too. Tough break, but whatevs.

Since I’m floating around here, might as well talk about Cold Cave. Those dark, new-wave folks have a new track out with the very Cold Cave title “A Little Death to Laugh.” Listen to it via YouTube below, and if you’re so inclined, buy it on a 7-inch here. Only a limited quantity of those 7-inches are available through the web, the first 50 of which will be signed by Cold Cave themselves. If you can’t get one through there, you’ll have a chance to buy it on the band’s fall tour with Divine Fits, who, honestly, aren’t nearly spooky enough for these guys. Then again, they did cover a song by pre-Birthday Party group The Boys Next Door and that’s pretty spooky, so maybe that not-spooky talk was uncalled for.

Once the Divine Fits/Cold Cave tour ends, Cold Cave are heading to Los Angeles to record their follow-up to last year’s Cherish the Light Years (TMT Review). If all goes as planned, we should be seeing that record in early 2013. By the way, the touring version of Cold Cave now contains Hunter Burgan of AFI, London May of Samhain, and Cody Votolato of The Blood Brothers. That is the spookiest lineup of all time. You cannot argue against me on this, because I am a ghost.

A Little Death to Laugh tracklist:

A. A Little Death to Laugh
B1. Young Prisoner Dreams of Romance
B2. Tristen Corbière

Cold Cave dates:

10.18.12 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
10.19.12 - Las Vegas, NV - Beauty Bar
10.20.12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Getty
10.21.12 - New York, NY - Webster *
10.22.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer *
10.24.12 - Columbus, OH - Newport *
10.25.12 - Chicago, IL - Logan Square *
10.26.12 - Indianapolis, IN - Deluxe *
10.27.12 - Asheville, NC - Moogfest
10.28.12 - Raleigh, NC - Lincoln *
10.29.12 - Atlanta, GA - Terminal West *
10.30.12 - TBA
10.31.12 - Austin, TX - Stubb’s *
11.01.12 - El Paso, TX - Low Brow *
11.02.12 - Tucson, AZ - Rock *
11.03.12 - Pioneertown, CA - Pappy & Harriet’s *
11.04.12 - Los Angeles, CA - Fonda *

* Divine Fits

• Cold Cave: http://www.coldcave.net
• Divine Fits: http://divinefits.com
• Matador: http://www.matadorrecords.com

Sufjan Stevens unveils new Christmas box set, symbolically choosing materialism over Jesus

Ah, Christmastime. Nothing makes hip, modern, post-religion, avant-rockin’ Logical positivists and the devout, spiritual, indie-folkin’ faithful feel mutually awkward like Jesus Christ The Redeemer’s annual goofy-as-fuck Madison Avenue birthday orgy. And no indie rock musician working today is short-circuiting under the terrible strain of being both of those kinds of people at the same time (and then documenting the smoldering, gooey aftermath on albums) than our man Sufjan. Fortunately for us, though, we get to clap and laugh and boo and cheer from the safety of the sidelines with a cup of rum-spiked hot chocolate while Stevens does enough weirding-out for all of us. And hey, isn’t that what saviors are for, anyway? Pass the Kahlua, hot cousin!

So yeah, just in time for the sadgasm of 2012’s holiday season, here come volumes 6-10 of Stevens’ Songs for Christmas series, entitled Silver and Gold: Songs for Christmas. In accordance with Pitchfork, this new yuletide offering consists of five EPs and will feature guest appearances from The National’s Aaron and Bryce Dessner, Arcade Fire’s Richard Reed “Not Win Butler” Perry, Raymond Raposa of Castanets, and several others. It’ll be available both physically (as a CD box set) and digitally on November 13 via Asthmatic Kitty and will also see release as a vinyl box set “some time later this year or early 2013.” Being that its release approaches an annual stuff-getting holiday, the physical versions of the box will come with all sorts of whacky incentives, such as “stickers, temporary tattoos, a holiday ornament, an ‘apocalyptic’ poster, lyric sheets and chord charts, and music for playing along, ‘hallucinogenic photographs and psychedelic graphic design’ by Sufjan himself, and liner notes.” The vinyl also comes with its own crazy-balls coloring book (a page from which you can check out here) because who hasn’t imagined what Santa Claus looks like with fewer clothes on?

The whole tracklist and whatnot is viewable over on Stevens’ Bandcamp page, and you can also snag the set’s closing track there, “Christmas Unicorn,” for free. You know, it goes down pretty good with all this Kahlua!

• Sufjan Stevens: http://sufjan.com
• Asthmatic Kitty: http://asthmatickitty.com