Jason Lescalleet is going on mini-tour in support of his own mini-notoriety

Jason Lescalleet is going on mini-tour in support of his own mini-notoriety

Meanwhile, inside the mind of Nobodaddy…

Man, who the hell is Jason Lescalleet? (I knew this would happen… I f-ing told P and Squeo when I signed up for this wank-off job that that I only wanted to write about Animal Collective and Radiohead, and they said “oh sure, fine, yeah,” but now look what lands in my lap. Bullshit.) Lescalleet, Lescalleet, Lescalleet… see, if you say it a bunch of times, it doesn’t even seem like a real thing. It sounds like “let’s go eat.” Which, now that I think about it, I kind of want to do as soon as possible. I’m starv… hmm. Maybe this is just one of the editors fucking with me. Like maybe it’s one of their dumb, unknown, “I’m not just a critic; I also make art” solo projects that I’m unwittingly publishing tourdates for… no, no, that’s probably not true. This guy’s collab’ed with Graham Lambkin before, and no one here’s that cool. Lescalleet, Lescalleet, Lescalleet… hmm, maybe if I just say his name enough times, he’ll be famous. Then I’ll be famous too, for writing about him! Oh, fuck, wait, probably not. His music is super indecipherable. Damnit, not to mention indescribable. It sounds like… anthropomorphic laser jet printers trying to freak-out their digital pets with imaginary whistles down at the other end of Plato’s cave? Ick. What the fuck is that? Oh God, I might be a hack. Shit, Lescalleet. I’m so hungry right now.

05.08.12 - Toronto, ON - Double Double Land *
05.09.12 - Chicago, IL - The Burlington #
05.10.12 - Lexington, KY - Mecca $
05.11.12 - Cincinnati, OH - Mayday %
05.12.12 - Detroit, MI - The M.U.G. $ (record release party for Dilloway/Lescalleet Grapes and Snakes LP on PAN)

* Maica Mia
# Olivia Block
$ Robert Beatty, Trevor Tremaine, Daryl Cook, and Eric Lanham (Caboladies)
% Mike Shiflet
$ Aaron Dilloway

• Jason Lescalleet: http://home.comcast.net/~glistening/site
• PAN: http://www.pan-act.com