Jens Lekman announces European tourdates

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What better way to test out songs from your forthcoming album than to play them live in your native continent? Swedish troubadour Jens Lekman has recently announced an upcoming European jaunt to tease fans with some new material and delight them with old jams. No word yet on when his new album can be expected, but let’s all collectively cross our fingers for sometime soon, and maybe it will magically appear this fall. Lekman will be joined by a full band for all tourdates. Who does he think he is? Thom Yorke?

08.01.10 - Dublin, Ireland - Whelans
08.02.10 - Manchester, UK - The Deaf Institute
08.03.10 - London, UK - Union Chapel
08.04.10 - Paris, France - Nouveau Casino
08.05.10 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
08.07.10 - Stockholm, Sweden - Strand
08.09.10 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
08.10.10 - Hamburg, Germany - Knust
08.11.10 - Berlin, Germany - Lido
08.13.10 - Göteborg, Sweden - Way Out West

• Jens Lekman: http://www.jenslekman.com

Jens Lekman announces European tourdates

What better way to test out songs from your forthcoming album than to play them live in your native continent? Swedish troubadour Jens Lekman has recently announced an upcoming European jaunt to tease fans with some new material and delight them with old jams. No word yet on when his new album can be expected, but let’s all collectively cross our fingers for sometime soon, and maybe it will magically appear this fall. Lekman will be joined by a full band for all tourdates. Who does he think he is? Thom Yorke?

08.01.10 - Dublin, Ireland - Whelans
08.02.10 - Manchester, UK - The Deaf Institute
08.03.10 - London, UK - Union Chapel
08.04.10 - Paris, France - Nouveau Casino
08.05.10 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
08.07.10 - Stockholm, Sweden - Strand
08.09.10 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
08.10.10 - Hamburg, Germany - Knust
08.11.10 - Berlin, Germany - Lido
08.13.10 - Göteborg, Sweden - Way Out West

• Jens Lekman: http://www.jenslekman.com

Raaka of the Dilated Peoples rocks a solo album while I trade stocks at 65,000 feet

Yo! How’s it going? Enjoying your day so far? I am. Kickin’ it on the beach, enjoying a delicious treat while I get my toes rubbed by a dude who looks like he’d rather be punching in faces somewhere. But today he’s got his munroe toe rub on the go. Good day for me, bad day for him. I gots me some toe cheeze. You know, the little white crumbly bits that collect when you don’t wash properly. Normally I wash just fine, but I’m on a made-up vacation in me brain, so I can do whatever I want.

NOW I’M HANDGLIDING WITH THE DUDE WHO OWNS VIRGIN, WHAT’S HIS BRANSON.

And now I’m listening to Raaka of the Dilated Peoples rock an album, Crown of Thorns, all by himself. It’s pretty sweet. Massaging the ol’ head meat while layin’ out a smooth flow. I’m all about that. You should be too. Probably gonna be a great album to toss on while you sip some wine and pontificate about brainy shit like a foreign conflict or why it takes so long to get your passport renewed.

It drops July 20 via Decon Records and features production from Evidence, DJ Babu, the Alchemist, and more! Also Chali 2Na, and KRS-One show up! KRS always brings it, so expect awesome sauce! Woo!

• Raaka: http://www.myspace.com/rakaa
• Decon Records: http://www.deconrecords.com

a-ha reunite for farewell tour, or whatever

I hate a-ha, but that hasn’t stopped them from reuniting again this past year and touring. The Norwegian trio are currently working through what they promise will be their final North American concerts. The group will play their final show of all-time in Oslo, Norway on December 4, 2010. The date marks the 25th anniversary of the last time the band did anything significant, the release of their debut album, Hunting High and Low, and its nefarious single, “Take On Me.”

“Take On Me,” a song so evil that hearing only a fragment of its refrain can cause one to privately hum its melody for up to six days, was released just over a month after the date of my birth. Since then, it has resonated vestigially through American pop culture, playing an average of 375 times a day on American radio. Averaged out, this means that every day, “Take On Me” plays once every three minutes and fifty seconds. The song is three minutes and forty-six seconds long, leaving four seconds before the song begins to play again. This also means that “Take On Me” has been playing for 57.5 seconds of every minute of my life.

It is in the remaining two and a half seconds that I plot my revenge. I’m coming for you, a-ha. I’M COMING FOR YOU. I’M COMING FOR YOUR LOVE, OKAY? TAAAAAAKE ONNNN MEEEEEEEE… DAMN YOU, A-HA! YOU WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED! YOU’LL BE GONE! IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

a-ha: http://www.a-ha.us

Pinback announce special “Rob and Zach Show” tour

Pinback are no strangers to touring, so for their West Coast tour this summer, the core duo of Rob Crow and Zach Smith have decided to switch things up a little bit. Instead of touring with a backing band, Crow and Smith have decided to go out on the road alone and present their music as a duo, dubbed “Pinback Presents the Rob and Zach Show.”

According to a message from Smith: “The idea is to present our music at times in a more broken down manner very similar sounding to how it might be for Rob and I when we’re coming up with a song for the very first time. Hopefully, this way we can create a new atmosphere for a familiar song.”

Smith also notes in his message that the tour is by no means an end to Pinback’s full band live show, so stop cutting your wrists, readers.

07.01.10 - Costa Mesa, CA - Detroit Bar
07.02.10 - San Jose, CA - The Blank Club
07.03.10 - San Francisco, CA - The Independent
07.05.10 - Seattle, WA - Neumo’s Crystal Ball
07.06.10 - Bellingham, WA - The Wild Buffalo
07.07.10 - Portland, Oregon - Doug Fir Lounge
07.09.10 - Reno, NV - Tonic Lounge
07.10.10 - Santa Cruz, CA - The Catalyst Green Room
07.11.10 - San Luis Obispo, California - Downtown Brew

• Pinback: http://www.pinback.com

No upside to Torche getting gear torched in Chicago; um, at least they left the van?

We may be a lot of things (deadbeat uncles and aunts, bedwetters, secret Toto enthusiasts), but we would be remiss if we let this story of low-life shitheadery go unreported. Miami’s true hard cases Torche had a vanload of music equipment and personal pieces stolen by thieving bastards after a gig at the Congress Theater in Chicago on May 14.

Although this sort of crime would make even the most lily-liveredest of acts go postal, the band itself has taken the whole thing like professional troopers. After quickly organizing a few small DIY gigs, Torche will meet back up with Coheed and Cambria and Circa Survive, who they were to shadow in Canada (until the worthless douchebags took a number of band member passports) for the remaining scheduled dates. It may be a potential pitfall of touring, but it still sucks so much whenever this happens. If you can’t make it to any upcoming Torche shows please consider making a donation to TLCforTorche@gmail.com at PayPal here.

Here is a list of the stolen stuff:

- Custom Electrical Guitar Company bass w/hardcase #220
- First Act custom bass w/hardcase serial number # JN-0901002
- Black Gibson Custom Les Paul w/SKB hardcase (has chip on the top L side of headstock, visible neck repair on top side of the neck, may have missing paint opposite vol and tone knobs if sticker was removed)
- Custom woodfinish guitar w/hardcase
- Acoustic 370 Bass Head
- 2 x SKB PS25 pedal boards
- 2 x Boss tuning pedals
- MXR Phase 90
- Boss DD5 pedal
- Boss guitar EQ pedal
- Custom 3 way amp selector (metallic blue)
- Fulltone OCD pedal
- Aguilar Tone Hammer pedal
- Boss Bass EQ pedal
- Shure Beta 57
- Misc. Mogami, Monster, and George L’s cables
- Suitcase style 7 space guitar stand
- Black iPod Touch
- Black Compaq Presario laptop
- Nikon Blue Coolpix camera
- Sony CyberShot camera
- Garmin 205W GPS
- Black Luggage containing: tubes, guitar strings, instrument cables, speaker cables, tuning pegs, surge protectors

Torche Stripped Live:

05.26.10 - New York, NY - Rumsey Playfield *
05.27.10 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club *
05.28.10 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club *
05.29.10 - Atlantic City, NJ - House of Blues *
05.31.10 - Harrisburg, VA - The Blue Nile %
07.28.10 - Nashville, TN - Exit/In ^
07.29.10 - Louisville, KY - Skull Alley ^
07.30.10 - Indianapolis, IN - Vollrath Tavern ^
07.31.10 - Chicago, IL - Subterranean +
08.01.10 - Chicago, IL - Wicker Park Festival
08.03.10 - St. Louis, MO - Fubar ^
08.05.10 - Birmingham, AL - The Bottletree ^
08.06.10 - Tallahassee, FL - Big Daddy’s ^
08.07.10 - Tampa, FL - Orpheum ^
08.08.10 - Miami, FL - Churchill’s ^

* Coheed And Cambria, Circa Survive
% Human Smoke, Kill Your Brain
^ Beings
+ Baroness

• Torche: http://www.myspace.com/torche
• Hydra Head: http://www.hydrahead.com

[Photo: Lauren Roero]