Kanye West and Jay-Z plan on making even more money with their new supergroup The Throne

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As if Jay-Z and Kanye West weren’t already at the top of their “games,” the incredibly rich rappers have announced that they are collaborating, they love each other, and that they want to make some more money by forming a group together. The two musicians and long-time best buddies decided over the weekend that they have massive dicks and are obviously The Kings of Everything, and so people better start recognizing that by referring to them (Jay-Z/West) by the kingly and super-egotistical title of The Throne.

The Throne have a new album, titled Watch the Throne (a.k.a. Watch Us), set for iTunes release on August 8 and physical release on August 12 through Roc-A-Fella, Def Jam, and Roc Nation. The Throne will also be heading out on a month-long tour to get their royal rings kissed by an adoring public happy to spend their money on reliable brand names. Speaking of which, the new album features production from The RZA, The Neptunes, and Mike Dean, and has appearances by Beyoncé (duh), Frank Ocean, Curtis Mayfield, and Mr. Hudson.

If you like spending your money on musician-millionaires (while many exciting musical acts go bankrupt and band members give up their dreams so they can pay the bills) then check out the tracklist and concert dates below!

Watch the Throne tracklist:

01. No Church in the Wild (feat. Frank Ocean)
02. Lift Off (feat. Beyoncé)
03. Niggas in Paris
04. Otis (feat. Otis Redding)
05. Gotta Have It
06. New Day
07. That’s My Bitch
08. Welcome to the Jungle
09. Who Gon Stop Me
10. Murder to Excellence
11. Made In America (feat. Frank Ocean)
12. Why I Love You (feat. Mr. Hudson)
13. Illest Motherfucker Alive *
14. H.A.M. *
15. Primetime *
16. The Joy (feat. Curtis Mayfield) *

* deluxe edition only

The Throne “We’re Richer Than You” tourdates:

09.22.11 - Detroit, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
09.24.11 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
09.25.11 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
09.27.11 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
09.28.11 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
09.29.11 - Washington DC - Verizon Center
10.04.11 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center
10.06.11 - Chicago, IL - United Center
10.07.11 - Chicago, IL - United Center
10.08.11 - Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
10.10.11 - Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
10.13.11 - Tacoma, WA - Tacoma Dome
10.14.11 - Vancouver, BC - Rogers Arena
10.16.11 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
10.17.11 - Sacramento, CA - Power Balance Pavilion
10.19.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
10.20.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
10.21.11 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena
10.25.11 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
10.26.11 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
10.29.11 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
10.30.11 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum
11.01.11 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
11.03.11 - Boston, MA - TD Garden

• Jay-Z: http://lifeandtimes.com
• Kanye West: http://kanyewest.com

Kanye West and Jay-Z plan on making even more money with their new supergroup The Throne

As if Jay-Z and Kanye West weren’t already at the top of their “games,” the incredibly rich rappers have announced that they are collaborating, they love each other, and that they want to make some more money by forming a group together. The two musicians and long-time best buddies decided over the weekend that they have massive dicks and are obviously The Kings of Everything, and so people better start recognizing that by referring to them (Jay-Z/West) by the kingly and super-egotistical title of The Throne.

The Throne have a new album, titled Watch the Throne (a.k.a. Watch Us), set for iTunes release on August 8 and physical release on August 12 through Roc-A-Fella, Def Jam, and Roc Nation. The Throne will also be heading out on a month-long tour to get their royal rings kissed by an adoring public happy to spend their money on reliable brand names. Speaking of which, the new album features production from The RZA, The Neptunes, and Mike Dean, and has appearances by Beyoncé (duh), Frank Ocean, Curtis Mayfield, and Mr. Hudson.

If you like spending your money on musician-millionaires (while many exciting musical acts go bankrupt and band members give up their dreams so they can pay the bills) then check out the tracklist and concert dates below!

Watch the Throne tracklist:

01. No Church in the Wild (feat. Frank Ocean)
02. Lift Off (feat. Beyoncé)
03. Niggas in Paris
04. Otis (feat. Otis Redding)
05. Gotta Have It
06. New Day
07. That’s My Bitch
08. Welcome to the Jungle
09. Who Gon Stop Me
10. Murder to Excellence
11. Made In America (feat. Frank Ocean)
12. Why I Love You (feat. Mr. Hudson)
13. Illest Motherfucker Alive *
14. H.A.M. *
15. Primetime *
16. The Joy (feat. Curtis Mayfield) *

* deluxe edition only

The Throne “We’re Richer Than You” tourdates:

09.22.11 - Detroit, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
09.24.11 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
09.25.11 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
09.27.11 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
09.28.11 - East Rutherford, NJ - Izod Center
09.29.11 - Washington DC - Verizon Center
10.04.11 - Philadelphia, PA - Wells Fargo Center
10.06.11 - Chicago, IL - United Center
10.07.11 - Chicago, IL - United Center
10.08.11 - Minneapolis, MN - Target Center
10.10.11 - Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
10.13.11 - Tacoma, WA - Tacoma Dome
10.14.11 - Vancouver, BC - Rogers Arena
10.16.11 - San Jose, CA - HP Pavilion
10.17.11 - Sacramento, CA - Power Balance Pavilion
10.19.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
10.20.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
10.21.11 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena
10.25.11 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
10.26.11 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
10.29.11 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
10.30.11 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum
11.01.11 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
11.03.11 - Boston, MA - TD Garden

• Jay-Z: http://lifeandtimes.com
• Kanye West: http://kanyewest.com

Decemberists frontman turns it up a notch with release of new children’s book; is it whimsical in here, or is it just me?

A Decemberist walks into a publishing house.

I started this news story with that famous first line of old man jokes everywhere, because I wanted to start it with a joke about how Wildwood, Decemberists frontman Colin Meloy’s first-ever children’s book features a plot along the lines of “Wicked, drunk grizzly bear takes children on magical, olde tyme-y journey to a whimsical carnival in the Appalachian mountains, where he teaches them lessons about life and friendship… and then just eats the S#%$ out of them.” It writes itself, really. But then I read the synopsis, and well, it’s a children’s book by the guy from The Decemberists, so OF COURSE it’s about a brave little lady who goes on a whimsical/dangerous quest to save her brother from a bunch of badass crows… and probably learns lessons about life and friendship along the way.

Sure, Meloy’s stories of yesteryear are easy to caricature, but that’s because dude’s style is so distinctive and unabashed. And all jokes aside, I kind of want to crawl inside this book, into its Decemberists-website-described “world full of warring creatures, peaceable mystics, and powerful figures with the darkest intentions.” (This is much like what I imagine goes on inside the product art for Celestial Seasonings.) The book’s illustrations were drawn by Meloy’s wife, Carson Ellis, and they’re every bit as charming as I hope this book will be. Throw a benevolent fox into this story and I’m even more sold.

Wildwood is available to literary-minded adventurers come August 30. If you can’t wait that long, you can like the book on Facebook and get a sneak peak at the first four chapters. The Decemberists haven’t released any original songs to accompany the book, but Meloy has posted a playlist that jives with Wildwood’s feel on the book’s website. So, you can introduce your kids (or the kid in you, I guess) to the joy of reading, and to the music of Karen Dalton and Esben and the Witch at the same time.

• The Decemberists: http://decemberists.com
Wildwood Chronicles: http://www.wildwoodchronicles.com

Radiohead expand King of Limbs vinyl remix series to 6… or maybe 7… or maybe a CD

Leave it to At Ease to not quite be 100% sure what Radiohead is up to. According to a recent stab in the dark on the site, the band called Radioheld will maybe be releasing more vinyl remix thingiemabobbers than was first thought. The site also says that Radialhead’s got a CD release of the remixes scheduled for some day or another in September. Just somewhere in there. Who knows.

For their part, the band isn’t really sure about anything either. They don’t really know how many releases will be put out in total, how long Thom Yorke’s hair will get, or how many drummers their band actually has. Right now, At Ease says that Radiaheed are expecting six or seven disc-shaped vinyl releases of The King of Limbs remixes. Four have been announced, and two have been released so far. The fourth, according to someone else entirely, will maybe possibly feature remixes of “Give Up the Ghost” (Thriller Houseghost Remix), “Codex” (Illum Sphere rmx), and “Little By Little” (Shed rmx), and is available for preorder at still another place. In the meantime, vinyls and digital downloads are still available at the King of Limbs store, and I still don’t really know what’s going on. Maybe there’s some Cockney I’m missing in here.

• Radiohead: http://www.radiohead.com

So nice it happens twice: Primavera Club 2011 features Fleet Foxes, The Pop Group, and Superchunk

The good people over at Spain’s San Miguel Primavera Club festival have released the first acts taking part in their fall lineup into the blogosphere, where they are currently swirling about like an early Windows screensaver, all psychedelic colored lines representing hopes, dreams, and the sweet, sweet harmonies of Fleet Foxes. Because, yes — Fleet Foxes have been confirmed. As have the much-loved Superchunk and the venerated post-punk outfit The Pop Group. Together, their voices shall ring out in the city streets of Barcelona and Madrid, where lucky, lucky, lucky European music fans are able to attend the festival in venues scattered across both cities.

Now, these Fleet Foxes will be performing twice in Madrid and once, two days later, in Barcelona. (So despite the fact that the festival is held simultaneously in two cities, no time traveling will be required to see bands. At least not yet.) Admission to bathe in the haunting folk melodies of the vulpine-named ones, however, comes at a little bit extra, so please, if you plan on attending, check out San Miguel Primavera Club’s festival ticket pricing options. But lest ye think that paying an additional fee for this musical event in addition to your Primavera Club admission is, like, totally whack, check out the other acts included in the festival pass. I see your Fleet Foxes, and I’ll raise you an UNKLE, in the form of something called “James Lavelle presents: UNKLE-SOUNDS.” (Sounds like dinner theatre. Maybe it’s dinner theatre.)

Also: they got an Olivia Tremor Control, a Handsome Furs, a Com Truise, a JEFF the Brotherhood, some Shabazz Palaces, a fabled R. Stevie Moore, one John Maus, a Factory Floor, a Puro Instinct, some American Girls (not the dolls, we hope), some fine Finns in the form of Uusi Fantasia, and just for kicks, a showcase put together by Thrill Jockey and the agency Iron Booking, which will include Thank You, Barn Owl, and High Places. With a lineup like this, maybe time travel WILL be necessary. You know, so you can see everything twice.

11.23-27.11 - Barcelona & Madrid, Spain - Primavera Club Festival

• Primavera Club: http://www.primaverasound.com

Trent Reznor warns fans not to buy newest reissue of Pretty Hate Machine, tweets about “record company bullshit”

Sometimes, musicians are true to their word when they say it’s not about money. Trent Reznor, now the Oscar/Golden Globe-winning man behind Nine Inch Nails, isn’t the first person that comes to mind when I think of people sincerely doin’ it for the music, man, but maybe I’ve misjudged him. In a recent Twitter post that’s now blowing up across the internet, Reznor entreated fans not to buy the most recently reissued version of Pretty Hate Machine.

On July 14, trent_reznor tweeted:
“NIN fans, don’t waste your money on this version of PHM that was just released. … a record label bullshit move repackaging the old version. Ignore please.”

This latest reissue (not remastered, we might add), is not to be mistaken with Pretty Hate Machine: 2010 Remaster, which came out last November. The latter includes a bonus track — a cover of “Get Down, Make Love” by Queen — and is a “greatly improved sonic experience,” Reznor said. But hey, if you don’t already have four copies of the CD and you don’t like quality sound or Queen, then sure, go for the newer reissue, which is reportedly very much like the original version released on TVT in 1989. It’s not like it sounded bad then, after all.

• Nine Inch Nails: http://www.nin.com