Lost Ad Features Silver Mt. Zion Song, Attractive People With Problems

Voiceover: PREVIOUSLY ON LOST [ominous strings followed by explosion]

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Jack: [noticing Ben in tree] Who is that? [polar bear attacks]

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Ben: What are you doing to me, I'm not one of them!

Sayid: Just keep quiet, you monster.

Ben: My name is Reginald P. Weathertree. I've got three kids and a dog -- last year I took them all on a parachuting vacation and we all parachuted together as a family because I love my family and also I love parachuting so goddamn much.

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Sayid [in flashback]: Life in Iraq is difficult, my love, but please accept this parachute as a sign of my love.

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Jack: Sayid, NO!

Sayid: I'm letting this man go, Jack. I don't torture innocent men. I won't torture innocent men.

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Sayid [in flashback]: Hold still!

Some Iraqi: OWWW!!!

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Sayid [staring out to sea as Silver Mt. Zion track plays softly]: I will not torture innocent men [last word echoes as camera zooms out to reveal Jack firing a handgun at two polar bears; Silver Mt. Zion track segues into A-Ha's "Take On Me."]

Credits:

% Vic Chesnutt

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