Man Man to Tour, Every Word In This Article To Be Written Twice, You To Deal With It

How how long long do do you you think think it it will will take take this this to to get get annoying annoying? It it happened happened already already? Fine Fine, I’m I’m going going to to go go meet meet Sergei Sergei Sogay Sogay and and Honus Honus Honus Honus for for cous cous cous cous.

Ah, fuck it.

Man Man is a Philadelphia six-piecer that TMT has covered extensively. What is missing from this coverage is the notion that, even if you aren’t thrilled with Man Man’s recorded music, you might, by attending a Man Man concert, become thrilled. Man Man have been known to dress in all-white clothing and war paint, shake with no remorse, and even play instruments while standing up. I myself got into Man Man by attending their concert on a whim. And if you’re anything like me, you should do the same, and you probably also like Speed Racer a lot.

Man Man have been compared over and over again to the same three artists. I won’t tell you who, but you can check out Pitchfork or Wikipedia if you care. It’s time to usher in a new era of Man Man criticism and analysis. From now on, Man Man will be thought of as a “playfully existential Viking-vaudeville punk-wop rock-and-soul collective,” at least according to TMT and Wikipedia, which I soon will have edited.

Watch Man Man playing live on video here and here, or in real life here:

* Elf Power

** Illinois and Dengue Fever

*** Vampire Weekend and special guests Deerhunter and O'Death

**** Maritime, Centro-Matic and special guest TBA

[Photo: Mike Persico]

Man Man to Tour, Every Word In This Article To Be Written Twice, You To Deal With It

How how long long do do you you think think it it will will take take this this to to get get annoying annoying? It it happened happened already already? Fine Fine, I’m I’m going going to to go go meet meet Sergei Sergei Sogay Sogay and and Honus Honus Honus Honus for for cous cous cous cous.

Ah, fuck it.

Man Man is a Philadelphia six-piecer that TMT has covered extensively. What is missing from this coverage is the notion that, even if you aren’t thrilled with Man Man’s recorded music, you might, by attending a Man Man concert, become thrilled. Man Man have been known to dress in all-white clothing and war paint, shake with no remorse, and even play instruments while standing up. I myself got into Man Man by attending their concert on a whim. And if you’re anything like me, you should do the same, and you probably also like Speed Racer a lot.

Man Man have been compared over and over again to the same three artists. I won’t tell you who, but you can check out Pitchfork or Wikipedia if you care. It’s time to usher in a new era of Man Man criticism and analysis. From now on, Man Man will be thought of as a “playfully existential Viking-vaudeville punk-wop rock-and-soul collective,” at least according to TMT and Wikipedia, which I soon will have edited.

Watch Man Man playing live on video here and here, or in real life here:

* Elf Power

** Illinois and Dengue Fever

*** Vampire Weekend and special guests Deerhunter and O'Death

**** Maritime, Centro-Matic and special guest TBA

[Photo: Mike Persico]

Jana Hunter and The Castanets Gear Stolen In Tuscon, AZ

Apparently, when everybody's working for the weekend in Tuscon, it's as cold-blooded thieves, robbing independent musicians blind. After a gig at Solar Culture on Friday, Jana Hunter and The Castanets damaged the door of their tour van, hindering the ability to close the door securely (and putting the musicians out another $2,000 to the vehicle rental company). Sensing potential trouble, Ray of The Castanets (after losing "nose goes") slept in the van to keep an eye on the valuable equipment. Word on the streets now is that the dude sleeps like a log. During his slumber, someone opened the door with cat-like stealth and took everything they could carry.

According to a post on her MySpace page, Hunter is asking for donations. "A lot of kind folks have written to Ray and I asking with very kind words of sympathy and offers of help. Given that we don't expect to see our gear returned to us and therefore really could use the help, we've decided to set up a PayPal account and ask that whomoever is so inclined make a small donation to help alleviate the costs of replacing our equipment." You can read more here.

This is what was stolen.

Jana Hunter:
- Fender classical guitar (serial # 9505151116)
- Boss rc-20 loopstation (serial # 0860399ev16879)
- Boss reverb/delay pedal
- original Digitech whammy pedal
- original B K Butler tubedriver overdrive pedal
- Peavey 6 mixer (serial # k0344300)
- Shure beta 98/s (serial # 4421303325)
- custom flashlight circuit-bended thing
- briefcase with "Houston deserves to be a better place to live" sticker (full of Jana Hunter CDs, T-shirts, and stickers)

The Castanets:
- late '60s blue Fender music master guitar
- Line 6 delay pedal
- Boss tremolo
- Mutron volume/wah pedal
- Boss tuner pedal
- Digitech metal master
- Ebow
- slides/cables

Jana Hunter and The Castanets are hoping store owners and eBay users will keep an eye peeled for the stolen goods. Anyone with any information regarding the stolen goods should contact Jana Hunter, and everyone should check out her latest album, There's No Home (TMT Review). And just remember: when you steal gear, you're pretty much in al-Qaeda*.

Remaining dates:

* The United States Government has now raised the threat level to Severe, or Toasted Almond Brown on the color chart, for all touring bands originating in acid folk.

RIAA: Spies in My Window, Hoes In My Room

The RIAA, fresh off its last lawsuit against the Lost Boys of Sudan, is finally tossing in the do-rag for Atlantic v. Andersen, the case against a disabled single mother from Oregon who lives with her nine-year-old daughter. Originally sued in 2005, Tanya Andersen was accused of downloading and sharing terminally phat beats through Kazaa, including Ludacris' anthem for all single mothers, "Hoes in My Room." Though Andersen denied the claim and further investigation dredged up no evidence, the RIAA charged forward for the next few years.

In October 2005, Andersen filed a countersuit, accusing the RIAA of fraud, racketeering, deception, and generally lambasting every other aspect of their pants-dropping agenda. An expert in forensics was called in by the RIAA to run tests on her lies, but the expert failed to find "any evidence whatsoever" that Andersen had even used file-sharing software, let alone sold her nine-year-old through Soulseek for a couple Quaaludes.

The case had been slowly coagulating until earlier this month, when both parties decided to dismiss it. The nice part of this story is that they dismissed the case with prejudice, which not only means that they both dislike Filipinos, but also that Andersen can now attempt to recover attorney fees. The RIAA's usual card-up-the-sleeve for a messy lawsuit is the ol' dismissal sans prejudice, which drops everything neatly, leaving the non-pirate destitute loaded with bills from the made-up lawsuit. With a dash of prejudice in the mix, Andersen could potentially win the attorneys' fee award, which is way better than getting into your high school's National Honor Society. She also plans on maintaining her counterclaim, buying chocolate milk at the store for her daughter and catching up on the last couple seasons of The Sopranos.

Holla to Andrew S for the tip!

Out of Print Hospital Productions Albums Re-Circulated, Nuclear Pig Shit Unfortunately Omitted, and Probably for Prudential Reasons

If I'm not mistaken, Dominick Fernow (Prurient, Hospital Productions) and Megan Griffin (Nuclear Pig Shit) used to be quite the item — Providence, Rhode Island's noisiest couple, I'm sure. An analogy might help: John Olson (Wolf Eyes) and Tovah Olson (formerly, O'Rourke) are quite the item now (Dead Machines) and certainly no less noisy. I can't even fathom the patience necessary to persist in such a relationship, one that involves so many surface microphones, distortion pedals, and scraps of metal.

Sometimes, and such is life, the noise of a relationship builds to such an extreme that the coupling falls apart. In the case of Nuclear Pig Shit, a move to Madison, WI, it seems, separated ties to Prurient/Hospital Productions.

I hate to use a failed relationship — and sorry for putting it that way — but it will help me make a point about the noise idiom, or at least how the genre has been canonized up to this point.

On one extreme, we have the "masculine" (read: sexist), death-obsessed; and on the other, the "feminine" (read: spiritual), and life-affirming. Allow me to elaborate. There's the "Night Stalking the Unsilent Boneyard" of Burial Hex on the one hand, and the GHQ-ing of Marcia Bassett on the other. We have John Olson self-injuring himself onstage with a medieval mace, and the kneeling of the Vanishing Voice. These things come from similar origins, but end in very different places.

So, when Tovah skronks her shit or when Megan scrapes her shovel, we take notice — women in noise turn heads because they are seemingly an exception to the rule: we've seen the ol' 4-track-tape-into-the-looper into-the-homemade-distortion-pedal operated-by-a-black-clothing-clad-fatso before.

Okay, Okay, but with all of that said, Hospital Productions has unearthed some of the long sought-after releases of days yore — more so the heavy, masculine stuff, but still — many of which were made available at the recent No Fun Fest and are now back in some general sense of "circulation."

"Circulation" being very limited quantities, of course:

Prurient – "Lily of the Valley"/"Return of Happiness" 2x10 min. cassette

Prurient/FFH – Women in the War 30 min. cassette

Malkuth – Mutus Liber LP

The New Blockaders – Live at Anti-Fest one-sided LP

Akitsa – Gothie CD

Akitsa – Sang Nordique CD

Ahlzagailzehguh – Bypassing Time Passing LP

Air Conditioning/Vegas Martyrs/Coughs/The New Flesh – Tiger Tongue Pussy Cactus: Terminal Fanatsies for Malefic Youth LP

MB – Symphony for a Genocide CD

Stereo Total Release New LP and Best-of LP, Tour Forever in Support of LPs, No Bullshit News Story

Stereo Total's new album and follow up to 2005's Do the Bambi, Paris <-> Berlin is slated to come out June 22 on Disko B in Europe and August 21 on Kill Rock Stars in the USA. In addition to the new album, the duo also recently released a best-of album titled Party Anticonformiste on German label Bungalow, which contains 24 tracks and 5 videos.

Stereo Total will be on an extensive tour this summer and fall, with a number of dates with Austin's the Octopus Project.

Party Anticonformiste tracklisting:

& The Octopus Project

* St. Etienne