Mogwai! They’re coming for you! Mogwai! They’re going on tour! Mogwai! They’re made out of bees!

Mogwai! They're coming for you! Mogwai! They're going on tour! Mogwai! They're made out of bees!

Scottish post-rock mainstays Mogwai are 700 feet tall and they’re made out of bees. Oh, you hadn’t heard that? Yeah, most people thought they were just a regular band of regular dudes. Nope, 700 feet tall. Also, made out of bees. When they’re not being legends of post-rock, they’re generally fighting Godzilla and Jet Jaguar. Mogwai’s atomic breath is frequently mistaken for fire breathing.

Beware, North America’s major cities. Mogwai is coming to your town! Under his mighty boot of bees, he shall crush your villages. He’ll also noodle around for eight minutes before getting really heavy for a few minutes. He’ll crush Vancouver! He’ll noodle Los Angeles! He’ll crush Philadelphia! He’ll noodle Montreal! Then the atomic breath to finish ‘em off! Mogwai wins, the city is saved! Or destroyed. Look, I don’t know what side Mogwai is on, he is made out of bees.

Mogwai dates:

05.29.12 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom
05.30.12 - Portland, OR - Wonder Ballroom
06.01.12 - San Francisco, CA - Regency Ballroom
06.02.12 - Los Angeles, CA - The Music Box
06.08.12 - Atlanta, GA - Center Stage
06.11.12 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
06.12.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
06.14.12 - New York City, NY - Webster Hall
06.15.12 - New York City, NY - Webster Hall
06.16.12 - Boston, MA - House of Blues
06.17.12 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis
06.18.12 - Toronto, ON - Phoenix Concert Theatre
06.20.12 - Chicago, IL - Metro

• Mogwai:

Paul McCartney yanks his solo albums from Spotify. Oh NO! They were all SOOO GOOOOOD!!!

Any of you assholes who have been going to work and throwing on Back to the Egg on Spotify in order to most exquisitely express your own douchebaggery through the majesty of cheese-rock are gonna have to settle on Supertramp’s Breakfast in America from here on out. According to Digital Music News, Both McCartney’s solo albums and his Wings records have been pulled from “all streaming services,” including the one that matters: Spotify.

It looks like the move was initiated by Universal Music Group on behalf of Concord Records (the owners of McCartney’s Hear Music label). DMN says that its sources “declined to share the exact reasons for the takedown,” but it can be assumed that McCartney didn’t think that the love streaming users were taking was jiving very well with the love they were making. The sources wouldn’t or couldn’t point to any specific decision-maker either, which means that the premise that the tunes were pulled by some punk rock Spotify worker who hates “Silly Love Songs” and loves Dragon Tattoo can’t be ruled out just yet.

On the plus side, the handful of non-terrible McCartney/Wings records like McCartney I, Band on the Run, and Ram weren’t pulled because they were never up there in the first place. Additionally, all his stuff will still remain available for download at places like iTunes and AmazonMP3, since he can actually make money on them that way. So… go download Ram, you tasteless losers!

Say goodbye to:


All the Best
Driving Rain
Flaming Pie
McCartney II
Off the Ground
Paul Is Live
Run Devil Run
Tripping the Live Fantastic
Tripping the Live Fantastic Highlights!
Tug of War
Unplugged - The Official Soundtrack


Back to the Egg
London Town
Wings Over America
Wings at the Speed of Sound

(Paul McCartney & Wings)

Red Rose Speedway

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• Concord Music Group:
• Spotify:

Hot Snakes touring the West Coast, to the dismay of Indiana Jones

Get your Hot Snakes! Step right up and get your Hot Snakes! As long as you live on the West Coast, that is! The members of the post-hardcore band (some of whom were formerly known as Drive Like Jehu and/or Rocket From The Crypt) have reunited to play a handful of shows next month up and down the Western seaboard. Why, that’s more exciting than box full of kittens!

The only other announced date is a slot at Metallica’s Orion Music + More festival in New Jersey in June. That sounds downright dreadful, so if you don’t live on the West Coast, treat yourself to that vacation you’ve been putting off and select from one of the many lovely Left Coast locales where you can get a slice of piping vipers without the bother that is sure to come with a Metallica-helmed outdoor music event. In New Jersey. In June.

Dial the giant rotary phone from the cover of their 2000 album, Automatic Midnight, or the creepily menacing phone from their self-titled 2002 album, and get tickets before it’s too late!


03.27.12 - San Diego, CA - The Casbah
03.28.12 - Phoenix, AZ - Crescent Ballroom
03.29.12 - W. Hollywood, CA - Troubadour
03.30.12 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom of the Hill
04.01.12 - Portland, OR - Dour Fir Lounge
04.02.12 - Seattle, WA - Neumos
04.04.12 - San Jose, CA - The Blank Club
04.05.12 - Long Beach, CA - Alex’s Bar
06.23-24.12 - Atlantic City, NJ - Orion Music + More Festival

• Hot Snakes:

The Beach Boys are reuniting on the Grammys this Sunday. NOW will you watch?

Like you, I had no idea the Grammy Awards were happening this weekend until like 7 seconds ago. Apparently this thing is still out there, indomitably insisting upon its own existence like René Descartes deep in the throes of autoerotic asphyxiation. This is the 54th one, and I’m sure the Academy wants you all to know that there’s some stuff happening, some bandssinging, some peopletalking, and so forth. But really, I’m only here to tell you that it was just announced that the original Beach Boys (that’s Brian Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, Bruce Johnston, and David Marks, who have not performed together in over 20 years) will be reuniting for a special performance at some point during the festivities. Wow, that’s actually pretty cool, right? Yeah, don’t worry though; the Grammys can still totally blow this. Oh, what’s this? They’re joining “current Grammy nominees Foster The People and Maroon 5 for a special performance”? Yup. Sucks more already.

Anyway, the show takes place live this Sunday, February 12 at the Staples Center in L.A. and is broadcasting on CBS from 8–11:30 PM (ET/PT). God only knows when in that interminable 3.5-hour span this spellbinding “collaboration” will take place, so if I were you (and if you owned a DVR), I’d DVR it so I could honor Abe Lincoln’s birthday with that time instead. I also have a bunch of info here about who’s nominated for what and who’s presenting to whom and all that jazz, but you know, let’s be honest here: I don’t care, and neither do you. Go Beach Boys though! Kinda.


Kimya Dawson tours the US, hippity hoppity, do do n’ doo, and a cherry on top!

Stop what you’re not-doing, readers! Kimya Dawson, the girl who played Juno in the Wes Anderson movie Girl, Interrupted is touring, like, EVERYWHERE, in support of, like, EVERYTHING, like, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! Actually, she’s mostly touring in support of last year’s album Thunder Thighs to make up for dates that got cancelled on her last tour in November, and the tour doesn’t start until March, but, shit, even still!

Also, remember that “children’s music” album she made a few years ago so that her kids and your kids and Ellen Page’s kids and everyone else’s kids could feel good about their natural audible bodily functions? Good, because Dawson’s Chicago date includes two separate shows on the same night, with the early one featuring kid-friendly stuff from that album and the second show featuring… I don’t know, slightly less kid-friendly stuff I guess? Either way, if you happen to be in that one particular city on the entire planet Earth on that one singular date with the entire 366-day span of 2012, you’re welcome!

And now, bonus content time! Resume your soul numbingly meaningless internet browsery, readers.


03.19.12 - Greenville, NC - Tipsy Teapot
03.20.12 - Charlottesville, VA - Tea Bazaar
03.21.12 - Baltimore, MD - 2640 Space
03.22.12 - Pittsburgh, PA - Warhol Museum
03.23.12 - Detroit, MI - Museum of Contemporary Art Detroit
03.24.12 - Grand Rapids, MI - The DAAC
03.25.12 - Chicago, IL - Old Town School of Folk (two shows)
03.27.12 - Rock Island, IL - Rozz Tox
03.28.12 - Columbia, MO - Mojo’s
03.29.12 - Iowa City, IA - Mission Creek Festival @ Blue Moose
03.31.12 - Chattanooga, TN - Sluggos
04.01.12 - Atlanta, GA - The Five Spot
04.02.12 - Athens, GA - 40 Watt
04.03.12 - Carrboro, NC - Art Center
04.18.12 - Minneapolis, MN - Cedar Cultural Center
04.21.12 - Winona, MN - Mid West Music Fest - Masonic Temple

• Kimya Dawson:

Hush Arbors and Arbouretum announce a split LP sans nostalgic Americana and foxes and the like

There’s a treehouse somewhere in the mountains, and inside, everyone wears plaid and plucks wobbly melodies on their banjos while singing in quiet voices about orchards and rivers and summer. Keith Wood (of Hush Arbors) and Dave Heumann (of Arbouretum) don’t hang out in this treehouse. Alive, Hush Arbors’ 2011 double LP, featured contrasting sets of live recordings — half acoustic tunes and half psych-country — and Arbouretum’s The Gathering (TMT Review) rambled through the fuzzy rumblings of folk-metal. Maybe, when Wood and Heumann met at a show in Baltimore, they decided to form a secret club complete with a handshake and code words. Or maybe they didn’t. However, they definitely decided to work on a split LP. Aureola will see an April 21 release via Thrill Jockey. No sweatshirts with woodland creatures allowed.

Aureola tracklisting:

Side A (Hush Arbors)
01. Lowly Ghost
02. Prayer of Forgetfulness
03. Up yr Coast
04. People & Places
05. The Sleeper

Side B (Arbouretum)
06. New Scarab
07. The Black Sun
08. St. Anthony’s Fire

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