Morrissey plots tour, considers banning non-vegans, fansite owners, and offensive sausages

Morrissey plots tour, considers banning non-vegans, fansite owners, and offensive sausages

Morrissey, beloved shit-starter that he is, will kick off a host of US tourdates on November 10. The 52-year-old hater of his own fansites will, at press time, allow both vegans and carnivores to attend the live shows, but don’t be surprised if he likens meat-eating to Norwegian terrorism or blocks the venue from serving meaty munchies. In fact, just to be on the safe side, perhaps you carnivorous folk should stay away from meat for a full week prior to attending the Moz show. You don’t want to risk his ultra-sensitive nose detecting the slightest hint of your greasy burger breath, and the public humiliation that will surely follow, do you?

The singer is touring in support of a new album, and aside from sharing “Action Is My Middle Name”, further pertinent details, such as a title, release date, and label, are yet to be revealed.


11.10.11 - Chicago, IL - Congress Theater
11.14.11 - San Antonio, TX - Majestic Theater
11.15.11 - Austin, TX - Bass Hall
11.17.11 - Dallas, TX - McFarlin Memorial Auditorium
11.19.11 - Santa Fe, NM - Santa Fe Center
11.20.11 - Phoenix, AZ - Orpheum Theater
11.22.11 - Escondido, CA - Center for the Arts
11.25.11 - Los Vegas, NV - The Cosmopolitan
11.26.11 - Los Angeles, CA - Shrine Auditorium
11.28.11 - Pomona, CA - Fox Theater
12.01.11 - Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
12.05.11 - Monterrey, Mexico - Arena
12.07.11 - Mexico City, Mexico - Plaza Condesa
12.08.11 - Mexico City, Mexico - Plaza Condesa
12.10.11 - Puebla, Mexico - Siglo XX1
12.12.11 - Guadalajara, Mexico - Diana
12.13.11 - Guadalajara, Mexico - Diana

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