Mos Def to Release Two Versions of Tru3 Magic, One with Altered Tracklist!!

Remember, when we told you about the conflicting dates for the release of Mos Def's new album Tru3 Magic last month? We reported (hesitantly) that it was coming out January 9. Well, according to MTV, turns out Geffen freaked and instead released it on Friday, December 29, just about the worst possible time you could release an album.

Geffen decided to prematurely release Tru3 Magic after the album leaked online in early December. Additionally, according to MTV, "sources close to Mos Def said the rapper also wanted to move forward with Tru3, which is his last contractual obligation to Geffen under his current deal, according to a label rep." As soon as they both realized how little time there was to market the album, Mos and Geffen decided to push the release date back -- but it was too late. The CDs were already shipped to stores, and even though they officially "recalled" the album, it's up to the stores whether or not to send the albums back.

The solution? Release two albums! The over 11,000 copies of Tru3 Magic that sold (and all the ones sitting in stores) are now touted as a limited-edition "pre-release." A second, re-released version, which will contain FULL artwork (not this) and a slightly altered tracklist, will be released in the springtime.

So, go download Tru3 Magic now, and as soon as they release the tracklist info for the second version, alter your MP3s and you'll already have the re-released version. Shit, maybe they'll release a third version!

In Retrospect, Summer Hymns Did the Right Thing by Pardoning Nixon

Ladies and gentlemen:

We, as Summer Hymns, have come to a decision which we felt we should tell you and all of our fellow American citizens, as soon as we were certain in our own minds and in our own conscience that it is the right thing to do.

Our conscience tells us clearly and certainly that we cannot prolong the bad dreams that continue to reopen a chapter that is closed. Our conscience tells us that only we, as Summer Hymns, have the constitutional power to firmly shut and seal this book. Our conscience tells us it is our duty not merely to proclaim domestic tranquility, but to use every means that we have to insure it. We do believe that the buck stops here, that we cannot rely upon public opinion polls to tell us what is right. We do believe right makes might, and that if we are wrong, 10 angels swearing we were right would make no difference. We do believe, with all our hearts and minds and spirits, that we, not as Summer Hymns but as humble servants of God, will receive justice without mercy if we fail to show mercy.

Therefore, we, Summer Hymns, music group of the United States, pursuant to the touring power conferred upon us by Article IIX, Section 42, of the Constitution, have granted and by these presents do grant a full, low-cost, and absolute tour unto the United States of America, with fellow Athens group Folklore (fronted by Elf Power's Jimmy Hughes), which will occur during the period from January 23, 2007 through February 10, 2007.

Summer Hymns, January 9, 2007:

Commission Says Black Employees Discriminated Against by Sony BMG, Society

In late 2006, Sony BMG dismantled its Sony Urban Music label. Artists Wyclef Jean, Three 6 Mafia, and Beyoncé were then shifted to subsidiary Columbia. In case you didn't notice, these artists are all black, which just so happens to be the same skin color of all the employees who were laid off from a Manhattan sales office, according to a story in the New York Post.

The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) ruled that a Sony BMG office "overwhelmingly" targeted black employees during the merger restructuring of 2004. The office consisted of seven black workers, eight white, and one Asian (gong would sound here if I were racist). After the restructuring, however, six employees were laid off -- and they were all black.

Predictably, the EEOC ruling provides ex-employees a good opportunity to sue. But of course! Now claiming she "was the victim of race discrimination," ex-employee Tamieka Blair initially accepted the layoff, until the ex-employees called each other and "realized it was all the black people." (That's like getting laid off from a job, but only getting pissed after finding out it was due to your skin color -- oh wait, that's exactly what this is! Funny.)

Thanks to an insider, who looks kinda Native American, TMT was lucky enough to obtain a copy of the Manhattan office's restructuring plan:

Of course, Sony BMG claims its layoff decisions were based on job performance, while the EEOC said Sony BMG "no documented procedure for determining who the best players were" and "lacked performance standards." Either way, I can't stop laughing!

In more PR disaster news, Sony BMG recently announced rootkit settlements with 41 states and the District of Columbia to the tune of $5.75 million and erected a new, fancy website that allows customers to file claims. Meanwhile, the EU is still re-examining the Sony BMG merger and is expected to make a decision on its fate soonish.

That break was too long wasn't it?

Jesus Comes Down To Earth To Return The Deserving To The Holy Father; Kinda Overshadowed By Talib Kweli/Madlib Collab Being Released For Free Online

UPDATE (01/09/07): Unfortunately, the files are no longer available. But please still read the story.

Christ, you know what, it's been days since I've read a decent best-of list. It's such a shame when it comes to this time of year and, try as you might, you can hardly find any socially frustrated cultural studies students with a perverse desire to delineate what albums made them nod seriously and say "Yah, yah, that's really important" in 2006. So I thought I'd make a couple of lists of my own. To tide you over, you know. Yeah, thank me later.

Best Album Released For Free So Far In January 2007:

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Best Album Available In A Zip File At at this web address

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Best Album That I Am Listening To Right Now:

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Best Album With Cameos From Consequence, Strong Arm Steady And Candice Anderson:

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Best Collaboration Between Talib Kweli & Madlib:

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Best Album With More Information Available At Rappcats

Talib Kweli & Madlib - Liberation

Alright, I think I'm pretty much done. Wasn't that fun? Right. Now go grab the album already.

Uh, uh, it's a tracklisting, uh, yeah:

TV On the Radio Tour the U.S.; Ironically Ignore the Prudes Up in Cookie Mountain

Ever since I saw the music video for TV On The Radio's single "Wolf Like Me" I haven't been able to stop thinking about the preeminent masterpiece we all know as Teen Wolf. I cannot focus on anything except the sheer enjoyment I get from Michael J. Fox's impassioned characterization of a teenage boy trapped in a werewolf's body. Wow, just thinking about all of this right now is giving me the jitters.

I'm sure right now that YOU, the regular and attractive TMT reader, are wondering, "How the hee-haw is this horrible writer going to connect the brilliant film Teen Wolf with the innovative TV On The Radio??" Well, reader, you better go get a mop and bucket, because I am about to blow your mind out the back of your skull.

1. TV On The Radio unveiled their first self-released album OK Calculator in 2002. Michael J. Fox had an interview about his battle with Parkinson's disease on NPR in April of 2002. I'm guessing that TVOTR, along with Michael J. Fox, disliked diseases in 2002, which makes them all "blood brothers." And Michael J. Fox became Tunde Adebimpe's guardian angel fo' life.
2. When TVOTR's album Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes was released on March 9, 2004 on Touch & Go Records, I am going to go ahead and assume that on that same exact day somebody, somewhere was watching or at least owned Teen Wolf.
3. Recently, the Greek mythical manifestation that is Tiny Mix Tapes named TVOTR's Return to Cookie Mountain the third best album of 2006. I am also going to go out on a limb and say that many TMT writers and readers enjoyed the short-lived Arrested Development. Justin Bateman was the star of Arrested Development, as well as a multi-thrillion dollar epic, aptly-titled Teen Wolf Too. Coincidence?
4. Teen Wolf Too was fucking awesome. Consider your mind blown.

In closing, I advocate seeing TVOTR on one of their many U.S. tourdates. Forget what all the playa haters may have said about their live shows, because I know for a fact that just staring at and finding objects in Kip Malone's beard is as fun as those hidden-picture activities in Highlights.

Now I present you with a long list of tourdates with intermissions featuring Teen Wolf Too taglines. Enjoy.

The Shins’ Narcissism Is Frighteningly Awesome; Malcolm in the Middle is Not

Garden State, Garden State, Garden State. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, I'd like to keep reminding everyone that The Shins were name-dropped in Garden State, the super-duper INDIE movie that hoisted The Shins' popularity to such great heights. But there's more: Zach Braff, the director and lead dude of INDIE movie Garden State, has joined The Shins. Yes, Braff and his teeth will be replacing Mercer, who evidently decided to date Natalie Portman to blur the line between reality, film-reality, and absurdity... weird!

With Braff and his fans in tow, The Shins are poised to have the best month of all-time. The group is scheduled to appear on Saturday Night Live (January 13), CBS's Late Show with David Letterman (January 23), KCRW's Morning Becomes Eclectic (January 26), and in Virgin (January 22) and Amoeba (January 26) -- and oh yeah, they're releasing a new album. Titled Wincing the Night Away, the new LP is set for release on January 23 via Sub Pop, though you can stream it in its entirety on MySpace starting January 18.

"You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfaiiiiiiir":