In the most eX-rated news of the week, it’s come to our attention that Brooklyn’s (perhaps) finest (living) rapper, Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire, has been moving up in the world. For he has signed his life away to those bigwigs otherwise known as Universal. The “Huzzah” rapper made the announcement at the only spot for announcements in the month of March: #SXSW.
During the Austin festival he found the most choice opportunity during his panel, entitled “The Importance of Online Video & Social Media,” to reveal his huge news. As Billboard pointed out, the BK lyricist revealed via his blog:
What a ill fuckin journey this year has been for me, when that New Years Ball dropped I would have never thought i’d be on TV, Magazine’s, Websites, and all this shit man 9 months ago I was in a fucking small ass booth checking parking tickets now i’m a starving artist shit fuck’s my head up. I just be wanting to stop right here cuz i never thought i’d make it this far. Too late now tho, I told my nigga Trax once “We gotta make money now, cause we can’t get no broker!
Ya see, rappers are just like us, mang: in hopes of making himself much more than “broker,” Mr. MFN eXquire hustled the shit outta his valet job and now, here he is, another success story. If only our own mothers could be as proud as his own must feel right now.