They’re Not Half Bad. They’re All Bad! No Seriously, Former Ghosts (feat. Xiu Xiu, Zola Jesus, and This Song Is a Mess members) to Release a Flower of an Album
By David Nadelle on Oct 1 2009

The Muppet Show's good-hearted haters Statler and Waldorf review Former Ghosts' latest album "from the balcony." Former Ghosts are Nika Roza (Zola Jesus), Freddy Ruppert (This Song Is a Mess but So Am I), and Jamie Stewart (Xiu Xiu) and their debut record, Fleur, will be released October 20 on Upset the Rhythm.
Statler: "This band is called Former Ghost."
Waldorf: "Yeah, but the only thing about them that won't come back from the dead are their songs!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
1. Us and Now
Statler: "This album is off to a fast start."
Waldorf: "Good. Maybe it'll end quicker!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
2. Hold On
Statler: "You know, there's nothing like good music."
Waldorf: "Yep, and that was nothing like it!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
3. Mother
Statler: "That was catchy."
Waldorf: "So is smallpox!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
4. Choices
Statler: "What was that?"
Waldorf: "That was 'Choices,' a medium song."
Statler: "Medium?"
Waldorf: "Well, it certainly wasn't rare and it wasn't well-done!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
5. In Earth's Palm
Statler: "Wake up you old fool. You slept through that whole song!"
Waldorf: "Who's a fool? You listened to it!"
6. I Wave
Statler: "This sounds like a runaway hit."
Waldorf: "Yeah, whenever it comes on, you want to run away!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
7. Dreams
Statler: "This is the first time I've listened to an amphibious rock band."
Waldorf: "Amphibious?"
Statler: "Yeah, they can be dull on land or on water!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
8. Unfolding
Statler: "The question is, 'What is this song about?'"
Waldorf: "No, the question is 'Who cares?'"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
9. Flowers
Statler: "Good singer."
Waldorf: "Well, so am I!"
Statler: "What?"
Waldorf: "Yeah, do you want to hear me sing?"
Statler: "Only if you sing tenor."
Waldorf: "Tenor?"
Statler: "Yeah, ten-or eleven miles away!"
10. The Bull and the Ram
Statler: "Well, they got one right."
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
11. Hello Again
Statler: "What did you think?"
Waldorf: "Shocking."
Statler: "But was it good?"
Waldorf: "No, that would be really shocking!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
12. This Is My Last Goodbye
Statler: "Former Ghosts aren't bad for comedians."
Waldorf: "They're not comedians, they're musicians."
Statler: "I know!"
Both: (cackle, cackle...)
Don't let these two blind-siding old cranks tell you otherwise, the only thing terrible about Former Ghosts is the fact that Roza will not be appearing at the following dates due to scholastic duties. Stewart and Ruppert promise to make up for it large by heckling every single audience with corny one-liners
10.02.09 - Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space
10.03.09 - Tucson, AZ - Solar Culture
10.05.09 - Austin, TX - Mohawk Inside
10.06.09 - Houston, TX - Orange Show
10.07.09 - Mobile, AL - Alabama Music Box
10.08.09 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
10.09.09 - Durham, NC - Duke Coffeehouse
10.10.09 - Washington, DC - Comet Ping Pong
10.11.09 - Wilkes Barre, PA - Café Metropolis
10.12.09 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church Chapel
10.13.09 - New York, NY - Monkey Town
10.14.09 - Boston, MA - Middle East Upstairs
10.15.09 - Montréal, QC - Il Motore
10.16.09 - Toronto, ON - Whippersnapper
10.17.09 - Chicago, IL - Chopin Theatre
10.21.09 - Vancouver, BC - Media Club
10.22.09 - Spokane, WA - Empyrean Coffee House
10.23.09 - Seattle, WA - Vera Project
10.24.09 - Portland, OR - Lewis and Clark
10.27.09 - Merced, CA - The Partisan
10.28.09 - San Francisco, CA - Hemlock
10.27.09 - San Jose, CA - Works Gallery
10.30.09 - San Luis Obispo, CA - Arts Center
10.31.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Synchronicity Space
YouTube, Warner Music Group Agree on Licensing Deal; Seal’s “Kiss From a Rose” Is BACK as Your Loft Party Closer; This Recession Is OVER
By Nobodaddy on Sep 30 2009

Good news, Madonna, Rob Thomas, Wayne Coyne, Jim Morrison, Frank Sinatra, Billy Joe, Jeff Tweedy, James Hetfield, Enya, Regina Spektor, James Blunt, Ray Charles, Flea, T.I., Keith Sweat, Peter Buck, Jerry Garcia, Faith Hill... uh, Linkin Park: The Strike’s over. You’re going back to work.
The giant music company that isn’t EMI, Warner Music Group (WMG), finally struck a new deal with local indie-startup video website YouTube this week, after some nine months of separating us online music video fans from crucial Burt Bacharach videos and the like. In other words, videos from your fav artists will once again be allowed to waste your precious time with their outrageous online antics, after a spat in December of 2008 led to the hasty and probably Lars Ulrich-approved removal of WMG’s content from YouTube. And aside from once again being accosted with Ulrich’s ugly mug from time to time, this is a pretty good thing for us lazy, underemployed, freeloading, downloading, uploading, commie-socialist types.
So what’s changed? Well, basically, the new deal is that Warner itself will now be in charge of selling ads for its videos rather than the ‘Tube. This will allow the label to set its own prices for those advertisements as well as keep the majority of the ad revenues that result. Sweet. In return, YouTube will receive some sort of cut of all revenue under the terms of the agreement. Hey, let’s all have a money fight.
“We feel this is a sustainable model that works for both parties,” YouTube’s head of music Chris Maxcy said stoically, trying as hard as he could to bite his lip and not LOL at how rich he’s gotten. “It puts control and success of their future in their own hands.” (It was difficult to hear the rest of his interview, because there was a money fight happening in the background.)
In order to help create one of those illusory, McDonald’s-like “premium environments” around which to sell these ads, YouTube will also allow Warner to create custom channels within the service dedicated solely to Warner artists. “Members of the YouTube community will not only be able to access videos and other music-related content from Warner Music Group recording artists and songwriters, but will also gain access to an enhanced user experience on YouTube with a feature-rich, high-quality premium player and enhanced channels," Warner said. The label will then populate these channels with higher-quality video than YouTube’s usual shlock, and the two are developing some kind of branding presence that would help identify Warner videos from all of that pedestrian crap out there. Direct links to artist websites, chat capabilities, and other additional social networking capabilities are also apparently in the works.
But it’s not all “premium roast coffee” and “top choice angus beef” for us users with this new Warner music video channel thing, either. For example, it hasn’t been determined yet whether YouTube users will be able to embed Warner music videos from YouTube on other websites like they can now with regular videos. But concerned sources say if the fidelity of Lars Ulrich’s aforementioned hideous face can’t be replicated through the embedding process, it may not be allowed. Also, user-generated YouTube videos will not be allowed to appear on the premium music video player. And fans will have to wait for Warner’s official music videos to appear on YouTube before they can include label-owned songs in their own “Kiss From a Rose” fan videos and junk, as the label wants to launch its music simultaneously across the service.
But either way, the bottom line is that Warner’s music videos will start reappearing on YouTube in the months ahead. YouTube expects the process will take the remainder of the year to complete (including the time it takes WMG to insert its videos into the YouTube system, as well as the time it will take YouTube to finish building the premium video player and ad platform). And even if you hate Led Zeppelin as much as I do, there will still be plenty of... Genesis... and... Sean Paul... oh crap.
Kid Sister Announces New Album Tracklist and Tourdates, Promises Not to Fight with Her Brother on the Road
By Annapocalypse on Sep 30 2009
Kid Sister may be riding high right now, what with her debut album Ultraviolet coming out later this fall (November 17 to be exact, on Fool’s Gold/Downtown Records), but what she doesn’t know is that trouble is headed her way starting next month when she heads out on tour with Flosstradamus a.k.a. Autobot and J2K (better known as Josh Young, Kid Sister’s younger brother). Speaking from personal experience, younger brothers can be really obnoxious, especially (I imagine) when you’re an up-and-coming Chicago hip-hop star about to break. Let’s just hope Josh can keep the wet willies to a minimum backstage; otherwise there may be a new hip-hop beef in the news this fall.
Ultraviolet tracklisting:
1. Right Hand Hi
2. Life On TV
3. Big n Bad
4. Step (feat. Estelle)
5. Let Me Bang 2009
6. Pro Nails (feat. Kanye West)
7. Daydreaming (feat. Cee-Lo)
8. Switch Board (feat. DJ Gant-Man)
9. 54321
10. Get Fresh
11. You Ain't Really Down
12. Control
Family Affair:
10.19.09 - Vancouver, BC - Venue *
10.20.09 - Seattle, WA - Neumos *
10.21.09 - Portland, OR - Holocene *
10.22.09 - San Francisco, CA - Rickshaw Stop *
10.23.09 - Costa Mesa, CA - Detroit Bar *
10.24.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex *
11.08.09 - Austin, TX - Fun Fun Fun Fest
11.25.09 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues
11.27.09 - New York, NY - Webster Hall
11.28.09 - Toronto, ON - Mod Club
* Flosstradamus