Pissed Jeans to Tour, Their Moms to Do Their Laundry

TMT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: WAYS TO PISS OF YOUR MOTHER

Hey, there, reader. Bored with life? Tired of the same old routine day-in and day-out?

Well, TMT feels you! And that's why we're offering you this helpful PSA to help you shake things up a little. Follow these examples, and you'll be livin' on the edge again before you know it, just like Keith Richards.

1. When's the last time you've pie-faced someone? Load up a paper-plate with some shaving cream and give your boss a call! It's time you started treating everyone you know like a fraternity pledge.
2. Stop mainlining heroine the "old fashioned way" and be creative. Ball point pen? Turkey baster?? Once again, what would Keith Richards do?
3. Commit Regicide. (yeah, yeah, go ahead, look it up already... sheesh)
4. Sneak into first-class on your next airline flight and call all of the flight attendants "sugar tits" while swilling all available free booze like it's going out of style. There's nothing like puking from 30,000 feet to recharge your batteries!
5. Tell your mom that you're WAY into this band Pissed Jeans now, and that you've decided you won't be going to church anymore.

Let the healing begin:

Pissed Jeans to Tour, Their Moms to Do Their Laundry

TMT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: WAYS TO PISS OF YOUR MOTHER

Hey, there, reader. Bored with life? Tired of the same old routine day-in and day-out?

Well, TMT feels you! And that's why we're offering you this helpful PSA to help you shake things up a little. Follow these examples, and you'll be livin' on the edge again before you know it, just like Keith Richards.

1. When's the last time you've pie-faced someone? Load up a paper-plate with some shaving cream and give your boss a call! It's time you started treating everyone you know like a fraternity pledge.
2. Stop mainlining heroine the "old fashioned way" and be creative. Ball point pen? Turkey baster?? Once again, what would Keith Richards do?
3. Commit Regicide. (yeah, yeah, go ahead, look it up already... sheesh)
4. Sneak into first-class on your next airline flight and call all of the flight attendants "sugar tits" while swilling all available free booze like it's going out of style. There's nothing like puking from 30,000 feet to recharge your batteries!
5. Tell your mom that you're WAY into this band Pissed Jeans now, and that you've decided you won't be going to church anymore.

Let the healing begin:

I Am A Broken And Joyless Writer Subject To The Whims And Fancies Of A Pitiless Editor; I Blame Feist And Her Heartless Booking Agent

I refuse! This is the work of unpaid interns. Where the hell's the tourdate kid? The one day he doesn't come to work, Feist rolls in with a scroll of upcoming shows -- bitch has a planner this thick. This many appearances is totally uncalled for. Nobody likes her that much, and no one's going to know about it anyway because I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. Yeah, that's right, I have self-respect! I deserve a little respect! I'm a god-damned highly paid music journalist working for a premier web-based music news and reviews website (Tiny Mix Tapes). I was hired to hang out with rock stars and write off hotel room mini bar bills, NOT format tourdates.

They can't make me do it. I won't do it. I won't.

I was just whipped:

Deerhoof Recording New Kill Rock Stars LP For October Release

- Official Deerhoof Website
- Deerhoof MySpace
- Kill Rock Stars
04.18.08 - Albany, NY - The Linda - WAMC's Performing Arts Space
06.07.08 - Philadelphia, PA - The Roots Family Picnic @ The Festival Pier &
07.18.08 - Brooklyn, NY - Prospect Park (Celebrate Brooklyn) $
07.19.08 - Halifax, NS - The Marquee Club for the Halifax Jazz Festival
07.27.08 - Hollywood, CA - KCRW's World Festival @ The Hollywood Bowl *

$ Free

* Gnarls Barkley

& The Roots, Gnarls Barkley, Sharon Jones and The Dap Kings

Bumbershoot Lineup Announced; Apparently It’s 1994 All Over Again!

Throw on your flannel shirts, dust off your Jagstang guitars, and chug some Crystal Pepsi, because apparently it’s the ’90s all over again. The partial lineup was revealed this week for Seattle’s premier music and arts festival, Bumbershoot, and with headliners like Beck and Stone Temple Pilots, it’s looking like another summer festival is turning back the clock.

Another, you say? Why yes, Bumbershoot is just the latest in a recent trend of a big ’90s uprising on 2008 lineups. Need proof, you say? Cast your eyes on the evidence below:

- Coachella 2008 headliners: Portishead, The Verve, The Breeders
- Lollapalooza 2008 headliners: Radiohead, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine
- Bonnaroo 2008 headliners: Pearl Jam, Metallica
- Langerado 2008 headliners: R.E.M., Beastie Boys, 311

But have no fear, the entire Bumbershoot lineup does not stem from the grunge years; check out some of the other artists that will be appearing:

Lucinda Williams, Neko Case, Ingrid Michaelson, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Jakob Dylan, !!!, Lee “Scratch” Perry, Saul Williams, Joe Bonamassa, M. Ward, The Walkmen, Asylum St. Spankers, Dan Deacon, MIDIval PunditZ, Blitzen Trapper, Bedouin Soundclash, Tim Finn, Dale Watson, John Vanderslice, Final Fantasy, The Fall of Troy, Orgone, Forro in the Dark, Ryan Bingham, Wreckless Eric & Amy Rigby, Arthur & Yu, Darondo and Nino Moschella, Pacifika

...Well, Jakob Dylan's a ’90s guy, but hey, at least he’s appearing sans his Wallflowers! It’s a start, right?

The 38th annual Bumbershoot is being held at the 74-acre Seattle Center, located just beneath the Space Needle, during Labor Day Weekend (August 30 – September 1). In addition to live music, the festival includes comedy, theater, dance, film, urban crafts, literary arts, and visual arts spread over 20 indoor and outdoor stages. Three-day passes are available now at Bumbershoot’s website for $80 through August 15 ($100 thereafter). Single-day specific tickets will be available at Bumbershoot and through Ticketmaster outlets for $35, from July 15 to August 15 ($40 thereafter).

Yellow Swans Disbanding After Tour, Finishing Final Studio Album

Sadly, after roughly seven years of touring and recording, Pete Swanson and Gabriel Mindel Saloman have decided to end Yellow Swans. "There are no specific reasons why we've come to this point," says Pete Swanson. "But both Gabriel and I have decided that it's in our best interest to move on from the project." Thankfully, Yellow Swans are finishing up a final studio album (expected for release in 2009) and have a "handful" of under-the-radar releases coming up. And if you're geographically lucky (I am!), you can still catch them on the remaining tourdates -- I've seen them live many times, and they are amazing performers. But after June, say goodbye to Yellow Swans.

As one of the more well-known noise groups, it comes as bit of a surprise the two have ended things now, especially given the widespread acclaim of At All Ends (TMT Review), which was released last year on Load. What's not surprising is that Pete and Gabriel will continue to work on other projects. In fact, Pete has just started a new label called Freedom To Spend, and the first release is Light Ships by Bulbs. So, don't fret. Yellow Swans will be over soon, but Pete and Gabriel will still be around.

You'll see me at one of these remaining Yellow Swans dates:

* Sissy Spacek