Primus fucking suck and you know it

Primus fucking suck and you know it

Larry LaLonde knows it, Jay Lane knows it, and certainly, Les “fidget thumb” Claypool knows it. They suck hard. So hard that Wikipedia has to continually edit their Primus page to reinforce the various levels of suckitude that Primus has transitioned through over the years. In the early 90s, they just plain sucked. By 1995, they sucked hard, and by 1999, when they released their last album, they sucked so hard they had to take an entire decade off from sucking so much.

Oh sure, they sucked their way into a few tours over that 10 years of no-suckage, but they were giant suck fests filled with suckers who were suckling at the teat of the raw, unbridled suck that was being displayed on stage. Claypool did the solo thing with the weirdo masks, and Jay Lane tried to suck it up with another band, but they almost didn’t suck, so he left. Now three of the suckiest suckers that ever sucked it up on this sucking planet are hittin’ the road to suck it up some more for you suck bags. Oh, they’ll also suck it up again on hot sucky wax later next year with a new album!

Enjoy the suckin’ while it’s still hot.

07.27.10 - Toronto, ON - Sound Academy
07.29.10 - Essex Jct., VT - Midway Lawn (Champlain Valley Expo)
07.30.10 - Brooklyn, NY - Williamsburg Waterfront
07.31.10 - Bridgeport, CT - Gathering of the Vibes Festival
08.01.10 - Charlottesville, VA - Charlottesville Pavilion $
08.03.10 - Cleveland, OH - Time-Warner Cable Ampitheater $
08.05.10 - Columbus, OH - LC Pavilion $
08.06.10 - Nashville, TN - Ryman Auditorium
08.07.10 - Milwaukee, WI - The Rave
08.09.10 - Council Bluffs, IA - Stir Cove at Harrah’s $
08.10.10 - Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theater $
08.12.10 - Denver, CO - Red Rocks $
08.13.10 - Salt Lake City, UT - The Rail $
08.14.10 - Las Vegas, NV - The Joint (An Evening with Primus – Special midnight show)
08.15.10 - Santa Barbara, CA - County Bowl @
09.18.10 - Tempe, AZ - Arizona Fall Frenzy

$ Gogol Bordello
@ Wolfmother

• Primus: http://www.primusville.com

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