Q: What did Busdriver say to the frog? (Busdriver, Daedelus, and Antimc on Tour!)

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, Busdriver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says he'd love to know, so Busdriver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says Busdriver, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule; the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm Busdriver!"

HAHAHAHA!!!

More funny shit as Busdriver Daedelus, and Antimc tour the U.S.

CAUTION: This bus takes WIDE turns!

Q: What did Busdriver say to the frog? (Busdriver, Daedelus, and Antimc on Tour!)

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, Busdriver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says he'd love to know, so Busdriver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says Busdriver, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule; the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm Busdriver!"

HAHAHAHA!!!

More funny shit as Busdriver Daedelus, and Antimc tour the U.S.

CAUTION: This bus takes WIDE turns!

Witty Headline Circa 1994: You’ve Got (Music) Mail!

I have no idea why they call it AIM*. I suppose the idea is that you “aim” to communicate with your friends by means of a standardized text protocol, lol-ing them into a false sense of security, so that you can rofl their feathers from a distance. Regardless of its unclear etymology, AIM is one of the most popular tools for businesspeople who need to send tiny pictures of winking faces across the world instantaneously. For example

SpencerMorgan: ur 4 hilary rite? ;)

ChetBanister: lol

Along with last week’s release of AIM 6.5, AOL (pronounced “owl”) released the plugin AIM Tunes, which allows users to listen to, but not download, music shared by their buddies. It works similarly to iTunes’ shared libraries, but [anywhere on the planet]. No other program is required, however, as the music plays directly through AIM. DRM-infected files, such as those purchased from the iTunes Music Store, will not work with AIM Tunes. But hey, you should have known what you were getting yourself into when you bought those downsampled Fall Out Boy AACs. Enjoy your ringtones.

Using AIM to share music is hardly a new concept. Last May, a developer from AOL Greenhouse released a plugin called Buddy Tunes, which performs the same function as AIM Tunes, but requires users to run iTunes as well. And, years earlier, AIM introduced a far more powerful file-sharing tool called “Get Files.” By allowing users to set up a shared folder, AIM enables its users to download any files, regardless of size, that their buddies are sharing. This shared folder can be any folder on your computer, such as, perhaps, your automatically organized iTunes Music Library. And as you can limit your sharing to people on your Buddy List, there is very little risk of being caught by pesky RIAA agents (just don’t accept messages from the screen name “ReallyIsntAnAcronym”).

How long will it be until someone develops a program in the vein of MyTunes/getTunes/ourTunes that allows you to actually download the music streaming through AIM Tunes? Or does Get Files render AIM Tunes useless? Perhaps the one advantage to AIM Tunes is that it can easily be used to listen to your own music from anywhere, so long as you keep AIM running on your home computer. If you’re a Windows user, you can put AIM Tunes to the test yourself by downloading it here. If you’re a Mac user, I suggest you quietly continue to use Get Files in AIM 4.7 (released in 2004) and hope that AOL continues to forget about you, lol.

* Oh, AOL Instant Messenger. Got it.

Honda and Sony BMG team up to create world’s most boring news story ever. I also take full liberty with the use of asterisks. I also just kicked ass on my 19th Century American Lit midterm, so you should get me tickets to Art Brut and the Hold Steady in Chicago. I also heard that Emceegreg and Mr P are having unchristian relations*.

This week (the week before Justice plays the Metro -- a show I have yet to score tickets for, hint hint) marks the kickoff of Honda's groundbreaking ad campaign. You ask, what is this new ad campaign? Well, Honda knows their audience and they know their audience loves cutting-edge music. So, they will now be sponsoring online releases of songs and videos via a media player that will feature exclusive Honda branding, original 15-second pre-roll ads and interactive buttons that will direct viewers and listeners seeking more information about the brand to the Honda Web site. What cutting edge artists are they to sponsor? Well, such innovators as Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera, Dido, Alicia Keys, The Fray.**

Sony BMG will be distributing this kick-ass media player (say goodbye to Winamp***) to several bijillion similarly kick-ass websites. The content will also be downloadable to a host, nay a deluge of blogs (did someone say BrooklynVegan?).

The campaign marks the first time that Sony BMG has sold an ad package encompassing all of its new music video releases to a single sponsor via its year-old website, Sony BMG Music Box. The campaign also marks the fifteenth thousand time Sony has done something that I don't care about.****

Jenny Howell, manager of interactive marketing actually said this about the new campaign: "[It] helps create the impression that Honda is cutting edge and on the forefront with our youth target." What? So Honda just appears to be cutting edge? Avril Lavigne doesn't suck? I'm so confused.*****

Edmund Purcell, who oversees the Honda account at RPA, Santa Monica, CA (also of Chronicles of Narnia fame), said he wants the Music Box campaign to be an "experience," a really somniferous experience. He also came up with this great whopper in response to our generation's want of music: "They also understand that without sponsors this kind of content is harder to get." Yeah, I'm really cramping to find that X-Tina B-side. PSYCHE!

One sick thing is these ads/videos can be transportable, so you are able to paste them onto people's MySpace pages!******

After the groundbreaking move by Honda, Sony said they are going to most definitely (dewd) let others in to team up on sponsoring videos and kewl shit. AT&T has reportedly signed on for something.*******

* Probably a lie.

** Not a joke.

*** Attempted joke.

**** That is a lie. I actually just put my first down payment on a 2008 Civic Si complete with angsty necktie hanging from the rearview mirror and Bluetooth capabilities.

***** I forget why I put those asterisks there.

****** myspace.com/protestantthighs - leave me lots of photo comments.

******* Sorry this story was lame, I'll blame it on the recovery time needed for the Shitfaced Newsathon.

Famed film director Martin Scorsese has announced he will direct an in-depth documentary about the late George Harrison. News of the film has music fans, who were overcome with excitement thinking about Scorsese’s already completed Rolling Stones movie Shine a Light, creaming their pantaloons in droves. Scorsese made the magnificent The Last Waltz. If that isn’t an achievement in its own right, Rolling Stone placed it atop its “Home Theatre Special: Top 25 Music DVDs” list in its recent issue! You don’t get to the top of any list without being the best! Just ask Billboard’s Number 1 album this week Still Feels Good by Rascal Flatts! And last week’s #1: Reba McEntyre’s Reba Duets! Or the Douchey McDoucherson who topped the nation’s Top 200 chart the week before that! Scorsese also made No Direction Home: Bob Dylan, which made #10 on the same Rolling Stone DVD list. You do NOT get to the ten spot on any list without being awesome! Just ask Number 10 album on Billboard: Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates by Kenny Chesney! Or the #10 album on last week’s chart: Twista’s Adrenaline Rush 2007! Ugh... it never ends.

[It should also be noted that Scorsese made the unlisted Gangs of New York, his biopic which shed light on the intense rivalries and brutal battles between Big Apple street packs Interpol, The Bravery, The Walkmen, Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah...).]

Oh, who am I to snidely sideswipe Scorsese or poke fun at anything? The man is movies and his documentaries have been brilliant. I am nothing and I can’t even spell brilliant (without using Señor Spellcheck). This time around, Scorsese’s subject could not be more deserving of a lifetime look-see; Harrison (click here to see what he looks like) was a quiet enigma who had more layers than an obese onion. He was a wonderfully complex, deep-spirited character and one hell of a talented songwriter and musician who lived as a third-class citizen in the shadows of (arguably) the two most important songwriters and musicians ever.

Scorsese said this of the project in an e-mail press release: “Harrison’s music and his search for spiritual meaning is a story that still resonates today and I’m looking forward to delving deeper.” The project has the blessing from Harrison’s wife Olivia, too. The widow Harrison, who will co-produce the as-yet-untitled film, says, “It would have given George great joy to know that Martin Scorsese has agreed to tell his story.” Needless to say, we can’t wait until it comes out; we haven't heard “When We Was Fab” in ages! November 29 will be the 6th anniversary of Harrison’s death, after succumbing to lung cancer and a brain tumor.