If you’ve ever felt a twisted sense of satisfaction in people getting sued and file-sharers being brought down to size, join the RIAA! Thanks to a government bailout, the RIAA will almost certainly be looking to improve on their record of 62 lawsuits in April, which means there’s plenty of scope for a young, ambitious go-getter like yourself to start taking those pesky file-sharers to court.
No holds-barred suing! That’s what this country needs! Apply today!