Mango Starr’s Tour Roundup: The Helio Sequence, The Handsome Furs, P.O.S.
By Mango Starr on 02-04-2009
- The Helio Sequence will begin a mini-tour on February 12 in Eugene, OR. The 7-date tour will begin on February 12 in Eugene, OR. A full U.S. tour and international festival dates are TBA, but first: a small tour that begins February 12 in Eugene, OR! This tour will actually coincide with the band's tiny tour of the U.S., which begins February 12 in Eugene, OR.
- The Handsome Furs are set to bring their GROUNDBREAKING music to Europe February 9 for a bunch of shows. Then they'll return to North America in March. Then they'll return to Europe in April. It's, like, make up your mind!
- P.O.S., who society defines by his hip-hop-edness, has released his new album, Never Better, yesterday on Rhymesayers, producing more than half of the album's beats. His tour starts tomorrow in MISSOULA, MONTANAAAAAA!!! [Smashes Maddy's head into picture frame]
Black Moth Super Rainbow To Release New Album Eating Us; BMSR FYI: Massive Amounts Of Cannibalism Can Lead To Bad Digestion
By Scott Lauer on 02-04-2009
After taking a year off to vacation on Mars, Black Moth Super Rainbow are coming back to Earth to release Eating Us May 26 via Graveface Records. Since 2007’s Dandelion Gum (TMT Review), it seems the band has left its happy-go-lucky snacks at the door for a much more sinister morsel: us!
Eating Us is considered the first fully hi-fi record by BSMR, now a proper six-piece band. Dave Fridmann, who has worked with pretty much everyone, produced the album. Can't wait to see how Mr. Fridmann dealt with this batch of synths and vocoders (probably pretty well).
The deluxe version of the new album will come with a 16-page art book and "hairy summer" (what?!?) jewel case jacket. The rest of the specifics are shrouded in mystery. Though, one extra thing has been confirmed: this album is NOT about witches and woods -- so there's that...
Eating Us tracklisting:
1. Born On A Day The Sun Didn't Rise
2. Dark Bubbles
3. Twin Of Myself
4. Gold Splatter
5. Iron Lemonade
6. Tooth Decay
7. Fields Are Breathing
8. Smile The Day After Today
9. The Sticky
10. Bubblegum Animals
11. American Face Dust
John Vanderslice Signs to Dead Oceans, Where the Dead Float Face Down in the Ocean with a Knife in Their Back And Their Brains Blown Out, Turning the Ocean Blood Red
By Mango Starr on 02-04-2009
John Vanderslice, Heidi Vanderslice's long-lost father/lover/muse/brother, has recently said goodbye to Barsuk and hello to Dead Oceans for his follow-up to 2007's Emerald City (TMT Review). Titled Romanian Names, the new set of tunes is scheduled for release May 19. According to Vanderslice:
In the fall of 2007 I played shows with Bishop Allen and Bowerbirds. I was already in love with both bands. By the end of the tour I had fallen hard for their label, Dead Oceans. I had known Phil for a few years and I deeply respected his taste in music. When he joined the Secretly Canadian / Jagjaguwar family, I started to pay close attention. I am honored to be in the game with these people! They are passionate, aware, loyal and SERIOUS.
As we reported last week (TMT News), John Vanderslice is heading out on tour with John Darnielle of The Mountain Goats, which is sure to be the most lovable tour EVER. C'mon, who doesn't love these guys? They're so adorable I could just chew off their faces.
John Vanderslice & John Darnielle tourdates:
03.18.09 - Asheville, NC - the Grey Eagle
03.20.09 - Norfolk, VA - the Atticus Theatre
03.21.09 - Washington, DC - Sixth and I Synagogue
03.24.09 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street
03.25.09 - Somerville, MA - the Sommerville Theatre
03.27.09 - New York, NY - Society for Ethical Culture (Wordless Music series)
03.29.09 - Gambier, OH - Kenyon College
03.30.09 - Oberlin, OH - Oberlin College
04.01.09 - Chicago, IL - Epiphany Episcopal
04.02.09 - Champaign, IL - Courtyard Café at University of Illinois
04.03.09 - Iowa City, IA - the Mill (Mission Creek Music Festival)
04.04.09 - Richmond, IN - Earlham College
04.06.09 - Bloomington IN - Buskirk-Chumley Theater
For Sale: A $64,000 Turntable, To Be Marketed Toward Low-Income Families
By David Nadelle on 02-04-2009
There are expensive turntables... and here is another one. This record player is called The Gabriel, and it could be yours for $64,000. As you can see, this model has four arms, making constant changing of pickup cartridges a thing of the past (finally!). The one-armed model will run you a mere $27,000.
Why would a pile of aluminum, bronze, and stainless steel cost you a couple of years tuition at your finest community college? Well, it bills itself as a shining example of magnetic suspension, which lifts vinyl mere millimeters above bearings by means of calibrated magnets which dampen vibrations, as if the record was nestled upon feathers plucked from the sublime wings of the angel Gabriel himself. As any seasoned audiophile will tell you, that makes for “good lissnin’!” It takes half a day for maker Angelis Labor to calibrate The Gabriel and set up the turntable. As Placido Pappalardo, co-owner of Angelis Labor, claims, “When I look at it the only word that comes to mind is love.” We hope so, and at that price it better swallow too!
Very high-end record players are not that rare, and they are fun to look at. For example, this. These. Or this nutty thing! A quick stroll on the web will yield you plenty of (I hate to go over your heads and get real technical here) mumbo-jumbo justifying these pricey units, and if discerning between low bass string gauges is important to you, then these may make your listening conundrums easier. Regardless of the extravagance, all of us have some sort of stereo setup and love music, so it never hurts to take a few moments during your day and daydream about owning a sweet piece of stereo art normally scooped up in pairs by billionaire bumpkins who want to hear that stupid “bawitdabaabangadangdiggydiggyboobysandwich” Kid Rock song in its purest form (one for the den, one for the outhouse).
If you do somehow have the funds to buy The Gabriel, you will have to contact the company directly; Angelis Labor will never allow anybody to sell their products on the internet. Said Pappalardo: “We will never allow anybody to sell our products on the Internet.” Maybe they are willing to do radio ads?
Want to be the envy of your friends and have them stripped-searched upon entry to your home? Then The Gabriel is for you. The Gabriel is one of the small few contestants to ever beat BioHazard on Battlebots. The Gabriel doesn’t use electricity, but it does need to be fed crickets, mice, and rattlesnakes to function. The U.S. Government used The Gabriel to develop its stealth aircraft technology. The Gabriel has been its own UN designation, out of respect. Don’t make eye contact with The Gabriel; it can turn on you like a bipolar nympho possessed by a feral parrot off its meds. Girls, don’t expect a call from The Gabriel the morning after a hot date; do expect to be pregnant. Always bring The Gabriel on road trips; it can change a tire and hunt and cook you survival vittles...
Ariel Pink and Vivian Girls Announce 13-Date Tour, Culminating with Coachella Performances
By Mango Starr on 02-03-2009
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti (who are now in the studio recording a new full-length, who have just released a limited-edition 7-inch on Mexican Summer Records, and who will be touring with Duchess Says and Animal Collective throughout March) and Vivian Girls (whose self-titled debut was re-released by In the Red, whose "sweetly angelic vocals is practically a can't-miss concoction," who have some scattered dates in Feburary with M. Ward, and who will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers) have announced a joint 13-date tour, which will lead up to their first appearances at Coachella.
- Test Ariel Pink
- Test Vivian Girls
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti & Vivian Girls:
04.02.09 - New York, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
04.03.09 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brenda's
04.04.09 - Baltimore, MD - Ottobar
04.05.09 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
04.06.09 - Knoxville, TN - Pilot Light
04.07.09 - Atlanta, GA - The Earl
04.08.09 - New Orleans, LA - The Parish
04.09.09 - Houston, TX - Walter's on Washington
04.10.09 - Austin, TX - The Mohawk
04.11.09 - Dallas, TX - Hailey's
04.13.09 - Phoenix, AZ - Modified
04.14.09 - Tucson, AZ - Plush
04.15.09 - San Diego, CA - Casbah
04.19.09 - Indio, CA - Coachella Music & Arts Festival
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti:
02.26.09 - Los Angeles, CA - Henry Fonda $
03.17.09 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom Of the Hill #
03.19.09 - Portland, OR - Holocene #
03.20.09 - Seattle, WA - El Corazon #
03.21.09 - Vancouver, BC - Media Club #
03.22.09 - Missoula, MT - Palace #
03.24.09 - Salt Lake City, UT - Urban Lounge #
03.25.09 - Denver, CO - Hi Dive #
03.27.09 - Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock #
03.28.09 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle #
03.30.09 - Toronto, ONT - El Mocambo #
03.31.09 - Montreal, PQ - Zoobizarre #
03.01.09 - Boston, MA - TT the Bears #
$ Animal Collective
# Duchess Says
Vivian Girls:
02.19.09 - New York, NY - The Apollo %
02.20.09 - Philadelphia, PA - Trocadero %
02.21.09 - Washington, DC - Sixth & I Historic Synagogue %
03.18.09 - Austin, TX - SXSW
% M. Ward
