Sébastien Tellier announces quartet of North American dates, in pursuit of magical spell uniting the four elements

Sébastien Tellier announces quartet of North American dates, in pursuit of magical spell uniting the four elements

Hear me out on this one: French musician Sébastien Tellier may be trying to destroy the world. Don’t leave. I’ll explain.

As any idiot knows, there are four elements of nature. These are wind, earth, fire, and water. But what if these four disparate elements became united as one? Man has long wondered this. I have the answer, though: the summoning of Chr’durost, an ancient demon set on engulfing our world in magma.

Now, Sébastien Tellier is playing four North American dates in December. I have reason to believe these four dates represent the four elements. The first, snowy Montreal, embodies the frozen form of water. The second, New York City, suggests fire, due to the fiery ambitions of its residents. The third, San Francisco, is wind, because San Francisco can be windy. And the massive sprawl of Los Angeles, site of the final date, is akin to earth.

Uncover Sébastien’s plot in the video for “Love” off his recent album L’Aventura. The clip recently premiered on Nowness, possibly as a means to warn humankind of Tellier’s plot. If you watch it, you shall see the clues.

Sébastien Tellier dates:

12.01.14 - Montreal, QC - Société des Arts Technologiques
12.02.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
12.05.14 - San Francisco, CA - Mezzanine
12.06.14 - Los Angeles, CA - The Roxy

• Sébastien Tellier: https://soundcloud.com/sebastien-tellier

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