Sole and The Skyrider Band Tour, Instill Fear Over Dystopia, Insert Predictably Overused Philip K. Dick Reference Here

Since by Sole’s logic, “Stupid Things Implode on Themselves.” one can only predict that by the close of 2007, there will be no more:

(1) Crocs

(2) Drinkable, liquid yogurt

(3) Bret Michaels

(4) Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI

(5) Shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class

(6) Animated penguin movies

(7) Article about crocs; drinkable, liquid yogurt; Bret Michaels; Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI; shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class; or animated penguin movies.

It’s going to be such a mess of imploded stuff, reader baby. Drink your yogurt smoothie while you still can.

SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT IMPLODE:

Sole and The Skyrider Band’s Itchy-Sticky-Good tourdates:

* Telephone Jim Jesus

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