Spinto Band Lose Mandolin, Counting Crows Don’t; TMT Asks: Is There No Justice?

Up-and-coming band suffer from equipment theft: It's a story that's becoming (sadly) ever more familiar. The Spinto Band can probably count themselves lucky that just a mandolin got nicked. But! Look closer and the whole thing gets a bit weird: someone's pulled some serious Ocean's 11-style shit here.

For one thing, the thief lifted the thing right off the stage during the freakin' performance. Not only that, it was taken from Manchester's Academy 3 — a microscopic, scummy dive on the third floor of the city's student union. To get an idea of the audacity of the thing, open up the icebox in your fridge, stuff five of your best buds inside, and fill your kitchen with screaming drunks. Now try pulling the ice-cream out without anyone noticing. Hard, wasn't it?

I mean, yeah, sure, the robber's probably just some asshole, but you've gotta have respect for hijinks like that. Dude's probably sipping martinis in a tux on a pedal-powered plane right now, trailing a banner reading "BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, THE SPINTO BAND!"

"This instrument has little monetary worth, but provides a wealth of sentimental value to us," the band stated on their website. "It is a Kay electric mandolin with a wood sunburst finish, white pickguard, and a crack in the headstock."

"We are prepared to offer healthy reward upon its return. In addition, if the mandolin is received before we play Reading/Leeds, the person who delivers it will be offered tickets to those events." Sadly, the Reading and Leeds festivals have passed, no doubt leading The Spinto Band to shake their fists impotently at the sky and yell, "DAMN YOU, MANDOLIN MARAUDER!"

If you're still pissed at the robber, try imagining the Spinto dude's "wuh-wuh-WUH?" as he goes for the mandolin and grabs at empty air.

Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower Masterminds Revealed

The internet is a funny place. People who could easily sift through stereotypically long Russian novels like War and Peace end up floundering when they get to a four-paragraph article. Four paragraphs? Make that four sentences. You've probably already decided there's nothing of value in the article and have moved on to something more lewdly sexual. Wait! You just scanned past an interesting word! Maybe this isn't too bad after all. Is it worth devoting an additional fifty seconds of your life to? There is a rich and fulfilling world of hentai out there. Did the inclusion of the word "hentai" just open TMT up to a whole new demographic of Googlers? We can only hope.

Assuming you've managed to hold your attention long enough to read through that (sorry, your time would have been better spent getting an extra minute of sleep), what have you learned? Well, Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tour are soon to be on the road. What? Homeland security is using a "terrorism filter" based on spam filters? I've been blacklisted? Aw, shit, at least I've got plenty of long books to read.

I just wish someone ONCE would have a plot to announce all of their dates in TMT format:

10.05.06 - San Francisco, CA - Bottom Of The Hill
10.06.06 - Portland, OR - Satyricon
10.07.06 - Seattle, WA - The Paradox
10.08.06 - Anacortes, WA - Department of Safety
10.10.06 - Eureka, CA - Synapsis
10.11.06 - Santa Barbara, CA - Casa De La Raza
10.12.06 - San Diego, CA - TBA
10.13.06 - Los Angeles, CA - The Smell
10.14.06 - Las Vegas, NV - TBA
10.16.06 - Denver, CO - Hi- Dive
10.17.06 - Iowa City, IO - The Picador (Gabe's Oasis)
10.18.06 - Bettendorf, IO - Penguins
10.19.06 - Milwaukee, WI - Shorewood Legion Hall
10.20.06 - Madison, WI - Sir Charles' Birthday
10.21.06 - Chicago, IL - Beat Kitchen
10.22.06 - Bowling Green, OH - Howard's
10.23.06 - Southgate, MI - the Modern Exchange
10.25.06 - Buffalo, NY - Kitchen Distribution
10.26.06 - Toronto, ON - TBA
10.27.06 - Montreal, QC - TBA
10.28.06 - Wallingford, CT - Wallingford American
10.29.06 - Boston, MA - Great Scott
10.31.06 - Poughkeepsie, NY - Vassar College
11.01.06 - New York, NY - The Knitting Factory (CMJ)
11.02.06 - Suny, NY - South
11.03.06 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden (CMJ)
11.05.06 - Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian
11.07.06 - Norfolk, VA - Relative Theory
11.08.06 - Richmond, VA - Nanci Raygun
11.09.06 - Asheville, NC - Joli Rouge
11.10.06 - Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn
11.11.06 - Birmingham, AL - Bottletree
11.12.06 - Hattiesburg, MS - Green Room
11.14.06 - Baton Rouge, LO - The Dark Room
11.15.06 - New Orleans, LO - TBA
11.16.06 - Houston, TX - TBA
11.17.06 - Austin, TX - TBA
11.18.06 - Odessa, TX - the Roadhouse
11.19.06 - Tucson, AZ - Skrappy's

  

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