Straight from the Presiden’t Desk: Sonic Youth to Record Exclusive Song for Starbucks; Hell Freezes Over

In a recent exclusive AIM interview with the President of the United States of America, Thurston Moore told the Oval Office that Starbucks will be releasing a new Sonic Youth compilation album with an exclusive song and a tracklist made up of celebrities like Portia de Rossi and Michelle Williams' favorite Sonic Youth tunes.

Here's the interview:

GeorgieNhizBush: Yeeeeehawww! Hey, Thurston, how the %^*# have you been?! LOL

apatheticAnDproud38: Hey Georgie! Whut's ^ foo'? I just mailed u a mix tape <3

GeorgieNhizBush: NMU? Thirsty, The Pentagon and I jest decided to seize the Greenland ice cap and blow it up, so we can keep selling SUV's and not worry 'bout dem caps meltin'!

apatheticAnDproud38: Aw shit, I love my SUV. It's got SO MANY CUPHOLDERS!!! ;)

GeorgieNhizBush: Yep. Wana get some joe?? Er some oil?? I sure do luuuuvs oil! $$$

apatheticAnDproud38: Nah dood, I just drank dis new hot-chocolate-mega-mocha-kappa-gamma-frothy-ass-latte from STARBUCKS!!© Oh, speaking of STARBUCKS!!©...

GeorgieNhizBush: ...Uhm, Thirsty, how come ya keep typin up dat copyright thingy-ding when ya say Starbucks??

apatheticAnDproud38: They pay me everytime I do it!

apatheticAnDproud38: ANYWAY! STARBUCKS!!© is gonna have Sonic Youth CDs on the counter with the biscotti and the Dixie Chicks CD real soon!

apatheticAnDproud38: We're getting a buncha hot babes to pick all the songs from our back catalog for it, and we're recording an exclusive song for it too, 'cos we know that all our biggest fans are also incidentally STARBUCKS© frequenters!

GeorgieNhizBush: YEEHAW!!! I LUV STARBUCKS! ..Got n e good porn?

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