Study on Jazz Proves Improvisation Indicates That Brain Engaged in High Creative Thought, No One to Be Surprised

Wow, wow, wow, reader! Apparently, scientists just discovered that when jazz musicians engage in improvisation, their brain is engaged in like-totally-totally creative thought. Deep, and shit.

Imagine. It’s like modern science is confirming, um, everything we probably assumed without modern science, or something.

Seriously, though. Read up.

Scout Leader Kyle Exclusive: Hot Chip is Touring©

According to the headline above, this is NOT a Tiny Mix Tapes exclusive. This is a Scout Leader Kyle exclusive, because Mr P is too big of a tight-ass to pay me for the rights to this story, so now he is required by law to post it with a disclaimer that you're required to read before viewing the actual news story.

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The gentlemen from Hot Chip just released their third stellar studio album, Made in the Dark in Febuary, and now they're touring to earn themselves some cash. If you feel like dancing to their magical electronic punk sounds, then get your ass to these shows!

* Free Blood

# DJ Set

Art Brut Amicably Splits with EMI

According to a not-so-humorous post by Barnaby Fudge on the band's website, Art Brut and EMI will no longer be working with each other:

Dearest Internet, it looks like our much loved adventurers just couldn't work it out with EMI after all. That's right, after staying up well into the night talking it over, they have both decided it best if they see other people. The spark just wasn't there anymore. The reasons, you ask? There were many. Maybe the age difference, maybe the mounting work committments [sic]. It just looks as if they both needed some space. And hey, maybe they both need to play the field a little more before settling down. They promise to remain close friends and lunch whenever they can. Good luck to all involved!

Kind of reads like Art Brut got DROPPED like a buttered basketball. But if anything, you can now properly call Art Brut an indie band again, since I know you were dying to. And me? Well, I think I'll be okay (don't click if you're at work!).

Remaining dates:

Pitchfork Music Festival 2008 Initial Lineup Announced; Hangin’ Out with Ryan Schreiber

The initial lineup for Pitchfork Music Festival 2008, the "annual rite of indie passage" as they cheekily refer to it, was announced yesterday afternoon. Blogs, message boards, and online magazines lit up brighter than a Christmas quasar, but instead of simply regurgitating the Pitchfork "news story" for Tiny Mix Tapes, I wanted to interview Ryan Schreiber again (like last year) for round 2 in "Mango Starr Interviews The Pitchfork Bossman." We met at the same coffee shop, but this time Ryan insisted he wear a red hat (instead of blue) to "make things interesting."


Hi, I'm Mango Starr. Staff reporter for online music magazine, Tiny Mix Tapes. Remember me?

Sure, how's it going, bud?

I'm well... Actually, I'm a little nervous, so bear with me...

Nervous about what, Mango?

Haha, oh, um... I don't know, haha. I actually haven't done an in-person interview since the last we talked, so I'm a bit rusty.

Haha, weird. Doesn't Mr P gather enough content for you to cover?

Fuck no. Mr P basically scans Pitchfork all day to see what he needs to cover on Tiny Mix Tapes. Haha!

Oh, I see. No worries -- it's all good. What's up, buddy?

I see that a band called Public Enemy are performing a full album on the first day.

Yep, I'm really excited about it. I love that album.

I guess that's one of the perks of being editor-in-chief of Pitchfork!

What do you mean?

Oh, well, I'm just saying you're lucky you get to hear albums even before they're released. I'm more of a newswriter/features type of guy, so I don't get promos. I'll probably buy it when it's released though.

Well, actually, Mango... It Takes a Nation came out roughly 20 years ago. You've never heard of Public Enemy?

Oh, um.... I've heard OF them I suppose. Never actually heard, you know? So I haven't kept up with them I guess. Haha, oh man... I didn't really have time to do research before this interview since the fest news was just announced on your site, and...

That's quite alright, Mango.


Yeah, buddy.

Uh, thanks... Should we start over?

Well, honestly, I'm a bit short on time today. Would you be interested in hanging out at all tomorrow?

Oh well, actually, Mr P wanted the story handed in tonight...

Oh, well, I just mean to hang out, grab a bite to eat, you know. Just chill. Listen to some tunes... HEY! I could show you that Public Enemy album if you want!

You seriously want to hang with me?

Yeah, why not?

Shit man, that's awesome! No, no, I'm totally down for hanging out!

Let's do it, man! Let's hang the fuck out!

Hell yeah! We'll totally just chill out and fucking HANG.

We'll just fuckin' hang 10 like surfers. We'll hang like kids on some fuckin' monkey bars, man.

Like the clothes in your closet: We'll be HANGING!

Definitely, man! Haha! Stick a fork in me, I'm hanging with Mango Starr tomorrow!


Pitchfork Music Festival 2008 runs from July 18-20 at Chicago's Union Park. Tickets go on sale Wednesday, March 12 here. Definitely get in touch with me if you want to hang out at the fest.

Initial festival lineup:

- Day 1: Friday, July 18:

Pitchfork Music Festival and All Tomorrow's Parties present Public Enemy performing It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back - More TBA

- Day 2: Saturday, July 19:

Animal Collective - !!! - Vampire Weekend - Dizzee Rascal - No Age - Atlas Sound - Fleet Foxes - More TBA

- Day 3: Sunday, July 20:

Spiritualized - M. Ward - Boris - Extra Golden - El Guincho - More TBA

Atlas Sound’s New LP Comes with Bonus Disc for UK Release, Tours with Animal Collective

Atlas Sound, the amazing project by Bradford Cox, is getting a lot of attention, and I couldn't be happier. His debut solo album, Let The Blind Lead Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel (TMT Review), has been available from Kranky for awhile now, but now word has it that 4AD will be releasing the album in the UK, May 5, and it will include a bonus disc of unreleased material! Which means now you gotta shell out more money for that second disc, but you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

In other exciting news, Atlas Sound will be supporting Animal Collective -- who are releasing the Water Curses EP May 6 on Domino -- for a string of dates on their upcoming tour. It won't happen until May though, so if you MUST see Atlas Sound now, you'll want to head out to Los Angeles to catch them (he's touring with other people, you know) at The Echo tomorrow (Tuesday). And if you don't already live in Los Angeles, all you have to do is book a flight and hotel room for tonight, which will of course require more money. But you know what? It's okay, because, as your financial adviser, I can tell you that you're doing just fine financially.

Fuck it, since we're on the topic, here are other investment ideas during this possible recession:

- high-grade corporate bonds
- money market mutual funds
- gold and silver

Animal Collective tourdates, where ### indicates shows with Atlas Sound:

* Kria Brekkan

The Constantines Tour, Play New York Twice to Appease Me (Obviously)

I got in a fight with my best friend last week, and I blame it all on The Constantines, because our romantic date to see them on March 3 was thrown straight to the dogs, care of a badly-spelled email from Ticketmaster. What kind of two-bit outfit cancels a show because their guitarist breaks a bone in his hand? Hacks. Honestly. I will not go to both New York dates (one rescheduled from March 3), not even to hear them play songs from their new album Kensington Heights (out now on Arts&Crafts), which, though it pains me to admit, is actually pretty fucking good. Instead, I will figure out where Hannah Montana is playing both nights and fly there. That'll show ‘em!

The nerve:

# Canvas Media/Onion AV Club/Arts&Crafts/Saddle Creek Day Party