Suede tour Europe, release ultimate vinyl box set so fancy your Persian cat will be like “whoa slow down TOO FANCY”

Suede tour Europe, release ultimate vinyl box set so fancy your Persian cat will be like "whoa slow down TOO FANCY"

Box sets box sets BOX SETS!!!! If there’s one thing beloved by all of Western Civilization, it’s a comprehensive vinyl reissue box set. Especially if it’s an 11LP reissue of all six of Suede’s studio LPs in a release described by The Quietus as “lavish.” Oh behave!!!!!

You’ll get the legendary Britpop group’s self-titled 1993 debut all the way up to their sixth studio album (this year’s Bloodsports). PLUS the 1997 B-sides compilation Sci-Fi Lullabies. PLUS when you pull the first LP out of this limited-edition box set, an entire turn-of-the-century gentleman’s study pops up, replete with sexy but discreet maidservants, vintage Moet, and a domesticated pet alligator named Freddy who only eats caviar (not people, Freddy’s tasted are more refined). Lavish!!! All this can be yours on October 21, when The Vinyl Collection hits stores. Or you can see them live for slightly less money; see dates below.

Tour dates:

10.16.13 - London, UK - The Garage
10.22.13 - Southampton, UK - Guildhall
10.23.13 - Southend, UK - Cliff Pavillion
10.24.13 - Bristol, UK - O2 Academy
10.26.13 - Leeds, UK - O2 Academy
10.27.13 - Glasgow, UK - Barrowlands
10.28.13 - Dublin, Ireland - Olympia Theatre
10.30.13 - Manchester, UK - Academy
10.31.13 - Birmingham, UK - O2 Academy
11.01.13 - Brussels, Belgium - Ancienne Belgique
11.02.13 - Luxembourg, Luxembourg - den Atelier
11.04.13 - Toulouse, France - Bikini
11.07.13 - Lisbon, Portugal - Coliseum
11.08.13 - Porto, Portugal - Coliseum
11.09.13 - Madrid, Spain - Riviera
11.11.13 - Paris, France - Festival Les Inrocks @ La Cigale
11.12.13 - Lyon, France - Transbordeu
11.14.13 - Bologna, Italy - Estragon
11.15.13 - Vienna, Austria - Gasometer
11.16.13 - Prague, Czech Republic - Lucerna Hall
11.18.13 - Berlin, Germany - Huxleys
11.19.13 - Munich, Germany - Tonhalle
11.21.13 - Cologne, Germany - E-Werk
11.22.13 - Hamburg, Germany - Rolling Stone Weekender
11.23.13 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso

• Suede:

Kurt Vile shares mixtape, announces new EP and expanded album, is starting to make “lazy” look bad!

Dude, what’s up Kurt Vile??! You’re all, like, ruining laziness for the rest of us, man… I just, like, totally read (well, kinda skimmed-over at least) over at self-titled that you’ve got big, “ambitious” plans for the expanded edition of your most recent album Wakin on a Pretty Daze (TMT Review), which is called Deluxe Daze (Post Haze) and is coming on November 19 via Matador? Including “new artwork from the legendary street artist ESPO and a special new bonus EP of all-new stuff called it’s a big world out there (and i am scared), the latter of which is also available as a 12inch?

Like, are you kidding me? What the fuck is next, man? Are you gonna, like, laboriously upload that private “KV mixtape” thing of songs that you dig from Floyd and Ween and Big Star and shit from earlier this year to freakin’ SoundCloud and then feign a little sloth by claiming that you’re doing it “for the purpose of loose/good vibes”?!? I mean, Jesus CHRIST, man. PLEASE stop ruining it for the rest of us. My girlfriend is gonna start to get IDEAS when she hears about all this… this STUFF you’re doing with your time. For shame.

it’s a big world out there (and i am scared) EP tracklisting:

01. Never Run Away (string synth)
02. NRA Reprise
03. Feel My Pain
04. Snowflakes Extended
05. Wedding Budz
06. The Ghost of Freddie Roach
07. (reprise reprise)

“KV Mixtape” tracklisting:

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – No Second Thoughts
Gary Numan – Are ‘friends’ Electric?
David Byrne – My Big Hands (Fall Through The Cracks)
Randy Newman – Baltimore
Tim Buckley – Home To Stay
The Byrds – Ballad of Easy Rider
The Byrds – Truckstop Girl
The Flamin Groovies – Whiskey Woman
Rowland Howard and Nikki Sudden – A Quick Thing
Syd Barret – Opel
Pink Floyd – Green Is The Colour
Aphrodite’s Child – Take Your Time
Bill Fay – Warwick Town
Big Star – Stroke It Noel
Michael Chapman – You Say
Miles Davis – Here Come De Honey Man
David Bowie – Art Decade
Depeche Mode – Everything Counts
Prince – Something In The Water (Does Not Compute)
Lou Reed – Charley’s Girl
Royal Trux – Waterpark
The Rolling Stones – 100 Years Ago
Aphrodite’s Child – Valley Of Sadness
Ween – Lullabye

• Kurt Vile:
• Matador:

RIP: Bill Bartell a.k.a. Pat Fear of White Flag

From The Press-Enterprise:

With his Flying V guitar and always-present mustache, William “Bill” Bartell, better known as Pat Fear, made his mark on music in the Inland Empire and beyond.

Bartell founded White Flag in the early 1980s in Sunnymead, before the area became incorporporated as part of Moreno Valley.

White Flag took the ideals of the burgeoning Los Angeles punk scene and turned them upside down in a tongue-in-cheek fashion.

The singer and guitarist was found dead in his Moreno Valley home Monday, Sept. 24. The initial report from the Riverside County coroner’s office said the death was due to natural causes, but that results of the standard toxicology tests are pending.

Friends said Bartell had been struggling with declining health.

White Flag released the debut LP “S is for Space” in 1982 and put out more than 20 other releases over the years.

• White Flag:

Raime heads across the pond for first US tour, with liver sausage sandwiches lovingly packed by their anxious moms

I know, fellow US citizens, I know. Last year, when London-based electronic duo Raime released their totally awesome and much beloved LP Quarter Turns Over a Living Line on the Blackest Ever Black label, we all thought “well, shit; we’ll never hear another peep from THOSE dudes ever again. Cool record though.”

But looks like we were wrong! Turns out, music is a business and people sometimes keep doing it! Andrews and Halstead have just announced that they’ll be coming to the US for a few dates (including stops at the Decibel and VIA Festivals, as well as Mutek MX in Mexico City and Asheville, NC’s Mountain Oasis Electronic Music Summit) starting freaking TOMORROW.

Yup, and that first-ever US show will be at Dilettante in L.A. and will feature a rare performance by freakin’ Pharmakon! Not too shabby, huh? My first show was at a shit coffee shop called “X-treme Bean.” Oh well. At least it was comparably extreme to theirs on paper, I guess.

Raime US tour dates:

09.26.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Dilettante $
09.28.13 - San Francisco, CA - Balancoire
09.29.13 - Seattle, WA - Triple Door (Decibel Festival)
10.02.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Pittsburgh Filmmakers (VIA Festival)
10.06.13 - Mexico City, MX - Teatro de Ciudad (Mutek MX)
10.26.13 - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis Festival

$ Pharmakon

• Raime:
• Blackest Ever Black:

Sales of vinyl records through Amazon have increased 745% since 2008; mathematicians assure us percentages can go that high

VINYL HEADS (is it alright if I call you that?), ready for another encouraging but slightly misleading statistic attesting to the continually rising popularity of vinyl records? Don’t worry. It’s only misleading in the context of music sales as a whole, because they really aren’t a huge percentage of that number, but considered on its own, it’s fun to highlight this sub-source of reigning enthusiasm, whereas otherwise, all the talk surrounds an increasingly dull digital-this and digital-that. Setting aside the convenience of its availability (which shouldn’t be understated), a mildly depressing tale lies in the rampant impersonalization of music-listening via digitization.

Sorry to say, though, that digitization may account for at least some of those vinyl sales, if that makes any sense (which it obviously doesn’t, because I haven’t ventured to explain it yet). Over here, it’s been reported that vinyl sales on Amazon are up 745% since 2008. Allow me to offer a few (not mutually exclusive) explanations for this somewhat absurd percentage increase:

1. Vinyl sales everywhere have been increasing, though at least according to this graph, not to same extent as when you focus on sales made through Amazon specifically.

2. Amazon has further cemented itself as a creepy, yet prosperous, global seller of everything during this period.

3. AutoRip-enabled vinyl records, which offer free downloadable MP3 versions alongside the physical product, are reportedly selling at a “62% higher volume than non-AutoRip albums.”

4. Mix thoroughly. Set oven to 350 degrees. Bake for about half an hour.

Mmmm, cake.

Disclosure jet off on multiple-month, international tour, just like me and my brother used to do

Boy, families! Can’t live with them, can’t live without them! Do you know what I mean? Do YOU know what I mean? I’m talking about all those times with your siblings, where you had to spend extended periods of time with them and you could just strangle them because you hated them so much, but, you know what, those were really the best times of your entire life. Man, I sure do relate with that concept! Now take that concept and imagine you were doing it in the midst of playing months and months of concerts as a critically-acclaimed electronic duo. That’d be crazy! But don’t ask me, ask the members of Disclosure. Because they’re brothers and because that’s what they’re doing.

“I hate you, but I also love you” said one member of Disclosure to the other. “Well, I hate you too, but I share similar feelings as you do about loving you,” replied the other member of Disclosure. Whoa, break it up, you two! Save it for the road, which, in your case, happens to extend through your native UK, Australia, North America, and Mexico. While you’re out there, try to play that game where you see who can spot more cows. There will be many cows.

Disclosure dates:

09.28.13 - Sydney, Australia - Listen Out
09.29.13 - Perth, Australia - Listen Out
09.29.13 - Victoria, Australia - Listen Out
10.06.13 - Brisbane, Australia - Listen Out
10.09.13 - Seattle, WA - Showbox SoDo
10.10.13 - Spokane, WA - Knitting Factory
10.11.13 - Boise, ID - Knitting Factory
10.12.13 - Reno, NV - Knitting Factory
10.15.13 - Pomona, CA - The Fox Theater
10.16.13 - San Diego, CA - House of Blues
10.17.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Fonda Theatre
10.18.13 - Los Angeles, CA - The Fonda Theatre
10.19.13 - San Francisco, CA - Treasure Island
10.22.13 - Boulder, CO - Boulder Theater
10.24.13 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues
10.25.13 - Louisville, KY - Headliners Music Hall
10.26.13 - Atlanta, GA - Terminal West
10.27.13 - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis Electronic Music Summit
10.28.13 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
10.29.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
10.31.13 - Paris, France - Pitchfork Music Festival Paris
11.03.13 - Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
11.11.13 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg
11.16.13 - Bristol, UK - O2 Academy
11.18.13 - Leeds, UK - O2 Academy
11.19.13 - Newcastle, UK - O2 Academy
11.20.13 - Glasgow, UK - O2 Academy
11.23.13 - Manchester, UK - The Warehouse Project
11.24.13 - Nottingham, UK - Rock City
11.25.13 - Brighton, UK - The Dome
11.27.13 - Birmingham, UK - O2 Academy
11.28.13 - London, UK - O2 Academy Brixton
11.29.13 - London, UK - O2 Academy Brixton
01.09.14 - Miami, FL - Holy Ship
01.14.14 - Toronto, ON - The Danforth Music Hall *
01.15.14 - Montreal, QC - Metropolis *
01.16.14 - Boston, MA - House of Blues *
01.17.14 - New York, NY - Terminal Five *
01.18.14 - New York, NY - Terminal Five *
01.24.14 - Orlando, FL - House of Blues *
01.26.14 - Tampa, FL - The Ritz *
01.28.14 - New Orleans, LA - Republic New Orleans *
01.31.14 - Austin, TX - Stubb’s *
02.01.14 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues *
02.06.14 - Guadalajara, Mexico - Teatro Estudio Cavaret
02.07.14 - Mexico City, Mexico - Vive Cuervo Salon
02.08.14 - Monterrey, Mexico - Auditorio Banamex
03.05.14 - Edinburgh, UK - Corn Exchange
03.06.14 - Manchester, UK - O2 Apollo Manchester
03.07.14 - London, UK - Alexandra Palace

* Vic Mensa, Samo Sound Boy

• Disclosure:

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