I’m like — It’s called “The Surfjohn Stevens Christmas Sing-A-Long: Seasonal Affective Disorder Yuletide Pageant On Ice.” You slay me Surfjohn, and you understand humor so well. You should put out a comedy album box set with silly artwork and stickers.
Conglomerate website is like — Oh, I hope he’s doing something with Kitty Pride. We’re funny, too, like Surfjohn!
Hipster from 2008 is like — I hope he plays “The Transfiguration,” but he won’t. I listened to Seven Swans.
Satanic family is like — This seems like the perfect holiday event. Anything dripping with this much irony during the Birth of Christ Day must be Satanic. Let’s go!
Rosie Thomas is like — I’ve collaborated with Surfjohn before and I’ll be opening up on his tour as Sheila Saputo. Isn’t that weird and wacky? I got it from Surfjohn!
11.23.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer
11.24.12 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
11.25.12 - Saxapahaw, NC - The Haw River Ballroom
11.26.12 - Athens, GA - Georgia Theatre
11.27.12 - Chattanooga, TN - Track 29
11.28.12 - Oxford, MS - The Lyric Oxford
11.30.12 - Dallas, TX - Granada Theater
12.01.12 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East
12.03.12 - Tucson, AZ - Rialto Theatre
12.04.12 - Los Angeles, CA - Fonda Theatre
12.05.12 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
12.06.12 - Portland, OR - Aladdin Theater
12.08.12 - Seattle, WA - Neptune Theatre
12.09.12 - Missoula, MT - Wilma Theatre
12.12.12 - Minneapolis, MN - Mill City Nights
12.13.12 - Milwaukee, WI - Turner Hall
12.14.12 - Indianapolis, IN - Deluxe
12.15.12 - Chicago, IL - Metro
12.16.12 - Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom
12.18.12 - Buffalo, NY - Asbury Hall
12.19.12 - Providence, RI - Fete
12.20.12 - Boston, MA - Royale
12.21.12 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
12.22.12 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom