Darvis, college dude that was like “lesbians – cool, sisters – cool, pop music – cool,” has decided to see Tegan and Sara on their new tour. Darvis was first told about T&S by a raven-haired, tattooed “lame” in the in the rec hall. Darvis has been secretly bench pressing while listening to the T&S backlog, and no he didn’t cry – that’s just sweat, broseph!
Darvis has ordered Heartthrob from Warner Bros. Records. He first watched the video for the first single, “Closer,” after breaking up with his girlfriend of two years and finding out his mom has breast cancer. Bummer, dude! During a Whey Gainer binge, Darvis purchased one ticket to see T&S on their new tour. Jarvis is about to embark on a journey of self-realization, and you can too by attending one of those Tegan and Sara shows listed below.
02.26.13 - Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre
02.28.13 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall
03.01.13 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall
03.03.13 - Edmonton, AB - Shaw Conference Centre
03.04.13 - Regina, SK - Conexus Arts Centre Theatre
03.06.13 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue
03.07.13 - Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theater
03.09.13 - Columbus, OH - LC Pavilion
03.10.13 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant
03.11.13 - Tulsa, OK - Cain’s Ballroom
04.14.13 - Tucson, AZ - Rialto Theatre