Tender Trap ensnare listeners with new album about girls, tour with Magnetic Fields, who sing songs about boys who dress like girls

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Goiles! Who doesn’t love ‘em, eh? Well, Stephin Merritt doesn’t love them (he enjoys boys), and given his famously irritable personality, he might not even like them, but he’ll have to deal with a pretty hefty dose of the twee British songstress variety of lady later this month when Tender Trap open for The Magnetic Fields during a short spree of UK dates. Here’s hoping the girls in Tender Trap don’t turn up the volume too loud and make Mr. Merritt scrunch up his face and stick his fingers in his ears — it’s never a pleasant site.

Why Tender Trap, though? Well, they’re something of a cutecore super group, sporting ladies and a lad from bands like Talulah Gosh, Heavenly, and up until recently, Allo Darlin’, but they’re also releasing a new album in July on the Fortuna POP! imprint titled Ten Songs about Girls that they need to promote! Joining existing members Amelia Fletcher, Rob Pursey, Katrina Dixon, and John Stanley for this outing is Betty and the Werewolves singer and guitarist Emily Bennett (replacing outgoing member Elizabeth Morris). Tender Trap recruited Brian O’Shaunghessy to record the album after hearing his production skills on the last Comet Gain album. Ladies just eat that shit up.

For a taste of the new album right now, check out the first single, “Love is Hard”, streaming below. After checking it out, it’s safe to say their live performance won’t be upsetting Stephin’s delicate eardrums, though it could create the urge to sway back and forth politely while smiling widely. You have been warned.

Tourdates:

04.24.12 - Brighton, UK - Komedia *
04.25.12 - London, UK - Royal Festival Hall *
04.27.12 - Manchester, UK - Royal Northern College of Music *
06.06-08.12 - Brighton, UK - Indietracks Festival

* The Magnetic Fields

• Tender Trap: http://listen.to/tendertrap
• Magnetic Fields: http://www.houseoftomorrow.com
• Fortuna POP!: http://www.fortunapop.com

Megaupload lawyer accused by US government of conflict of interest; defendants respond, “Yeah, well your mom has a conflict of interest.”

Who’s ready for some prosecutorial quibbling and litigious nuance? Please resist the urge to repeatedly slam a door on your head; I’ll try to make this as painless as possible.

We’re all familiar with the US government’s shut-down of file-hosting service Megaupload, and the subsequent indictment of several of its executives (including founder Kim Dotcom), right? Well, in an arguable display of their own pussification, the government is now claiming a conflict of interest in the defense’s retention of Andrew Schapiro, a “superstar” attorney who just happens to be a partner at Quinn Emanuel, a top law firm that has represented companies such as Walt Disney Co., Fox, Time Warner, Paramount, YouTube, and Google. The government says that, in the coming prosecution, it intends to call as witnesses numerous Hollywood and tech executives, including individuals who work for the aforementioned companies. Schapiro himself has previously represented YouTube.

Last Thursday, defendants verbally brought out the steel chair in response to all of this:

“[I]f the Government is to have its way in this case, the only lawyers before the Court will be those representing the Government. If the Government is to have its way, the only evidence available to the Court would be that cherry-picked by the Government, for the Government, from the universe of relevant servers slated to be wiped. If the Government is to have its way, in sum, Megaupload will never get its day in Court and the case will effectively be over before it has even begun…

[The government] knows that no such counsel would realistically be willing to litigate this case through to trial for free or without sufficient resources - or that any such counsel, even if willing, would have litigated at least a prior copyright dispute or two involving a work or a client somehow implicated within the ocean of ESI stored by Megaupload, which the Government would then claim is itself disqualifying. Knowing all this, the Government appears unwilling to litigate fair and square. Instead, it is acting to vitiate Megaupload’s defense before the merits are ever reached….

Any law firm that knows its way around intellectual property litigation will presumably have handled a case involving a client or work that can be spotted somewhere amidst the sprawling electronic repository. Of course, only the Government has had meaningful opportunity to scour the relevant servers, and only the Government knows precisely what is in its resulting discovery files. This leaves the Government positioned to play “Gotcha” with any firm that may step up to make an appearance.”

The perceived conflict of interest is just one reason among several that the US government opposes Schapiro’s appearance. Another includes an alleged procedural violation, in which the government states that it has been approached by four different US law firms, all claiming to represent Kim Dotcom. Go here for more information. I mean, if you’re into this sort of thing.

• US Government: http://www.usa.gov
• Dead Megaupload URL: http://megaupload.com

Hole-y Mole-y! Original Hole lineup reunites at documentary after-party

You may have heard about Hole’s brief reunion that took place this past weekend (and seen the fan video of the performance), but TMT has the inside scoop on how the semi-impromptu reunion went down.

The event where the performance took place was the after-party for a new documentary about Hole drummer Patty Schemel. Only Schemel and guitarist Eric Erlandson were scheduled to play at the event, as bassist Melissa auf der Maur was supposed to be busy upstate, but after a successful mini-reunion the prior week at the Hudson Basilica (a venue owned by auf der Maur), she decided to make it down to the NYC event. At the Hudson event, an enthusiastic (and loud) fan jumped on stage after being offered a microphone and sang vocals on a rousing rendition of “Violet.” Good times were had and 3/4 of Hole (now going by the appropriately 90s-sounding name Trinity Jam) were primed for expanding the experience if possible.

Once it was certain Erlandson, auf der Maur, and Schemel would all be at the NYC premiere after-party at Public Assembly in Williamsburg, Schemel did some covert texting to Ms. Love and the next thing everyone knew, Courtney showed up to the Hit So Hard after-party. At the end of Trinity Jam’s set, Courtney joined her former bandmates on stage to play “Miss World,” then Melissa stepped offstage so James McNew (of Yo La Tengo, Dump) could take over bass duties on “Over the Edge,” a cover of The Wipers’ awesome 1983 track. When asked by the crowd what the band would be doing together next, Love responded in typical fashion, going on by saying, “If something’s not relevant, I don’t want to do it, so for me, as much as I love playing with Patty, and I would play with her in five seconds again, and everyone standing on this stage, if it’s not moving forward I don’t want to do it, it’s just my thing. If it’s not miserable and it’s going forward, then I’m happy with it, that’s all I have to say about that question.” After that, the evening ended.

The doc, Hit So Hard, is opening in Los Angeles at the Vista Theatre and will feature a special concert (following a showing of the film) this Thursday at 7 PM. While there’s no promise that a similar reunion will take place, for the price of a movie ticket, it’s well worth being there to find out.

• Hole: http://www.holerock.net
Hit So Hard: http://www.pattydoc.com
• Variance Films: http://www.variancefilms.com

[Photo: Variance Films]

Baroness announce tour to celebrate having announced new album Yellow & Green for July

From John Hawkes’ The Baroness:

“Well, Milkmaid, how many cows have you milked this morning?”

“Five, Mein Herr,” she said. Her arms were pimpled with a curious raw color as if they had been sunburned the day before but now were cold. The girl tugged at her shawl, trying to hide the hump of her spine below the yoke. She seemed to know that I, Baroness of Savannah, of Relapse, of Blue (TMT Review) and Red (TMT Review), would miss nothing. She took the lid from one of her buckets — a steam rose from the white milk lying flat now inside — and offered me a ladleful small and thick.

“But it is still warm,” I exclaimed.

“Yes,” she laughed, “I have only now stripped it from them.” And she made a milking motion with her hands and peered up at me.

I put the wood to my lips and quickly drank down the milk still raw with the warmth of the cows that gave suck to this community. I paid her and she walked again to the road, herself sloshing like a cow. Long and carefully I wiped my mouth.

Then, having drunk of the rich countryside, I climbed behind the wheel of my car and started the engine. I leaned from the door: “Auf Wiedersehen, Milkmaid!” I put my foot on the accelerator, once, twice, and the engine rocked full throttle in several explosions of cylinders and exhaust. Smoke filled the yard. I raced the engine again and took hold of the hand brake; the pressure of the automobile filled the dashboard; vibrations possessed the automobile in all its libertine mechanization, noise, and saliency.

It was July 17. The traffic light turned both Yellow & Green.

04.25.12 - Columbus, OH - Ace of Cups *
04.26.12 - St. Louis, MO - Firebird *
04.27.12 - Nashville, TN - The End *
04.29.12 - Houston, TX - House of Blues #
04.30.12 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues #
05.01.12 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East #
05.03.12 - Tempe, AZ - Marquee Theatre #
05.04.12 - Anaheim, CA - House of Blues #
05.05.12 - West Hollywood, CA - House of Blues #
05.06.12 - San Francisco, CA - The Fillmore #
05.08.12 - Vancouver, BC - Commodore Ballroom #
05.09.12 - Seattle, WA - Showbox at the Market #
05.11.12 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre #
05.13.12 - Minneapolis, MN - First Avenue #
05.15.12 - Chicago, IL - House of Blues #
05.16.12 - Detroit, MI - St. Andrew’s Hall #
05.17.12 - Toronto, ON - Sound Academy #
05.18.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Theatre of Living Arts #
05.19.12 - Worcester, MA - The Palladium #
05.20.12 - Montreal, QC - Olympia de Montreal #
05.22.12 - Silver Spring, MD - The Fillmore Silver Spring #
05.23.12 - New York, NY - Terminal 5 #

* Royal Thunder
# Meshuggah headlines

• Baroness: http://www.baronessmusic.com
• Relapse: http://www.relapse.com

Chris Corsano to self-release new album Cut, embarks on solo tour today; crowd goes nuts

If you’re a regular reader of TMT (subscribe now: $11.99 for one year, $18.99 for thirty), you know we get all wide-eyed about drummer/noise-maker/young cricketer Chris Corsano. Not only has he collaborated with many of our favorite artists — Oren Ambarchi, C. Spencer Yeh, Jim O’Rourke, Paul Flaherty, Evan Parker, Greg Kelley, Michael Flower, Björk, etc. — but he’s also released some stunning solo albums, like The Young Cricketer, Blood Pressure, and Another Dull Dawn, all of which should be, like, sold at Virgin megastores and archived by the Library of Congress or something.

So, of course, our eyes couldn’t be any wider (and I’m Asian!) with the news that Corsano has announced a new album, Cut, due April 24 on Hot Cars Warp Records. The album is 43 minutes long, features 19 tracks, and is all acoustic with no overdubs. According to Corsano, it’s “musically along the lines of The Young Cricketer — drum set augmented by various re-purposed metal objects, modified reed instruments and bowed strings stretched across drums.”

Head over to the Chocolate Grinder for jaw-dropping™ footage of Corsano recording tracks off Cut, and then check below for info on his solo tour, which starts today. The April 15 show in Oberlin, OH, which also features Hubble, sees Corsano collaborating with Aaron Dilloway. Corsano is also planning a tour in late May/early June as Malus (with Hugo Antunes and Nate Wooley) and with Steve Baczkowski and Bill Nace. Details forthcoming.

Solo dates:

04.13.12 - Rochester, NY - The Skylark Lounge !
04.14.12 - Cleveland, OH - Pat’s in the Flats ^
04.15.12 - Oberlin, OH - Fairfield Chapel *
04.16.12 - Toledo, OH - Robinwood Concert House (
04.17.12 - Cincinnati, OH - Ice Cream Factory )
04.18.12 - Columbus, OH - It Looks Like It’s Open &
04.19.12 - Pittsburgh, PA - Garfield Artworks @
04.20.12 - Philadelphia, PA - Brickbat Books +
04.21.12 - Allentown, PA - Good Weekend =
05.03.12 - New York, NY - The Stone

* (Aaron Dilloway-Chris Corsano), Hubble
! Licker, Bloody Noes, Finkbeiner
^ Drake-Henry-Scheible Trio, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
( Mike Khoury
) Wasteland Jazz Unit with Ryan Jewell
& Ben Bennett, Scenic Railroads
@ Antithesis (Capa High School’s New Music Ensemble), Satyr/Elfheim
+ Willie Lane
= Brian Douglas, David Sutton, Spinal Honey, Slow Tongued Beauty

• Chris Corsano: http://www.cor-sano.com

X-Ray Spex benefit covers comp features Titus Andronicus, Franz Nicolay, and more

Permanent Wave, a network of feminist artists and activists started by former Titus Andronicus member Amy Klein (and, full disclosure, which also features some ex-TMTers), has just dropped a fantastic new compilation in dedication to X-Ray Spex’s frontwoman Poly Styrene, who passed away roughly a year ago. The comp, titled REBEL ON THE UNDERGROUND: A Tribute to X-Ray Spex, features Titus Andronicus, Franz Nicolay, Pink Flag, WOJCIK, and more. It’s a measly $10 via Bandcamp, with all proceeds going to the Sweet Relief Musicians Fund, “an organization that works to provide funds to working musicians with health problems who don’t have health care.” You have very little reason not to pick up and/or “grip” this right now.

Preview the album here:

Also be sure to check out Permanent Wave’s post-punk dance/release party April 27, next Friday, at Brooklyn’s The Hive. There’ll be DJs, an X-Ray Spex covers set by Bad Credit No Credit, and maybe some blueberry muffins. Proceeds from the party will also go to Sweet Relief Musicians Fund.

Meanwhile, read more about Permanent Wave here, okay?

REBEL ON THE UNDERGROUND: A Tribute to X-Ray Spex tracklisting:

01. XXY Lemon, “Plastic Bag”
02. Pink Flag, “I Can’t Do Anything”
03. MINDTROLL, “Age”
04. Delta Hotel, “Germ-Free Adolescents”
05. Top Buzzer, “I Live Off You”
06. No Fun, “I’m a Cliche”
07. PS XO, “Let’s Submerge”
08. Ben Wood & The Bad Ideas, “Obsessed With You”
09. Titus Andronicus, “Oh Bondage! Up Yours!”
10. Franz Nicolay & Emilyn Brodsky, “Party”
11. Doll Fight!, “The Day the World Turned Day-Glo”
12. WOJCIK, “Warrior in Woolworth’s”
13. Vonesper, “Art-i-ficial”

• Permanent Wave: http://www.thepermanentwave.org
• Permanent Wave: http://thepermanentwave.tumblr.com
• Bad Credit No Credit: http://badcreditnocredit.bandcamp.com