Titus Andronicus name their spring tour the Bring Back the Dudes tour; I don’t even need a funny headline now, thanks

Titus Andronicus name their spring tour the Bring Back the Dudes tour; I don't even need a funny headline now, thanks http://www.tinymixtapes.com/sites/default/files/1304/news-13-04-titus-andronicus.jpg

It’s a real problem (note: it isn’t) affecting America today. Entire bars, bowling alleys, and Guitar Center franchises are empty. The dudes have gone. They’re disappearing faster than those honey bees that are “mysteriously” dying off because humans can’t take care of the Earth and shit. Dudes. Where have you gone, Dudes? The rallying cry sounds out across these United States.

But hold your heads up, purveyors of PBR and loose-fitting jeans! New Jersey-bred garage punks Titus Andronicus have a new album out on XL Recordings, called Local Business (TMT Review). And to rep that album, they’re embarking with their friends The So So Glos on a long and sweaty US tour, which they have dubbed the Bring Back the Dudes Tour. Bring ‘em back! If there’s anything America needs in her hour of strife, it’s DUDES. And of course, limited-edition Record Store Day 12-inch EPs, which the dudes in Titus Andronicus have been kind enough to put together. Aptly titled Record Store Day, the band’s offering will include one track from Local Business (“Still Life with Hot Deuce and Silver Platter”), plus two previously unreleased songs “(I’ve Got A) Date Tonight” and “The Dog.” ‘Merica thanks you, Titus Andronicus. In Dudes We Trust.


04.28.13 - Hamden, CT - The Space
04.29.13 - Cambridge, MA - Middle East Downstairs
04.30.13 - Montreal, QC - Lambi
05.01.13 - Ottawa, ON - Mavericks
05.02.13 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace
05.03.13 - Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
05.04.13 - Chicago, IL - The Metro
05.05.13 - St. Louis, MO - Off Broadway
05.08.13 - Dallas, TX - Three Links
05.09.13 - Austin, TX - Mohawk
05.10.13 - Houston, TX - Walter’s
05.11.13 - New Orleans, LA - Siberia
05.13.13 - Nashville, TN - Stone Fox
05.14.13 - Atlanta, GA - The Earl
05.15.13 - Athens, GA - Georgia Theater Rooftop
05.16.13 - Charlotte, NC - Milestone
05.17.13 - Carrboro, NC - Motorco
05.18.13 - Richmond, VA - Strange Matter
05.19.13 - Washington, DC - Black Cat

• Titus Andronicus: http://www.titusandronicus.net
• XL: http://www.xlrecordings.com

Colin Stetson finally admits that his lungs are fake, premieres two tracks from upcoming album, announces tour dates

You know my boy Collsy Stetz, right? Total sax star, super tight with Bone Ivers, mega chill dude. Right. Well, he’s got a new album comin’ out April 30 on the Constellation label called New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light, and it’s gonna be some rad, mad shit. Maybe you caught that preview a few weeks ago? Probably; I mean, it was def all over the radio. And you’re into his last one, right? Right. Yeah, I’m pretty sure everyone was.

Well, anyways, I saw on P4K that our boy went and made a couple of visuals for two tracks (“In Mirrors” and “And in Truth”) with the help of those dudes Kurtis Hough, Dan Huiting, and Tabb Firchau (you know them, right?). You probs already saw, but check out the vid below if not. J-Vern is all over that second track, and it totally reminds me of Kanye. He’ll be out on the road in May promoting it too, dude (Cols, I mean, not Kanye LOL!). We should all try to hang out before then.

New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light tracklisting:

01. And in Truth
02. Hunted
03. High Above a Grey Green Sea
04. In Mirrors
05. Brute
06. Among the Sef
07. Who the Waves Are Roaring For
08. To See More Light
09. What Are They Doing in Heaven Today
10. This Bed of Shattered Bone
11. Part of Me Apart From You


05.02.13 - Quebec City, QC - Le Cercle *
05.03.13 - Montreal, QC - La Sala Rossa *
05.07.13 - Burlington, VT - Burlington City Arts Center *
05.08.13 - New York, NY - Le Poisson Rouge !
05.09.13 - Boston, MA - Museum of Fine Arts *
05.10.13 - Philadelphia, PA - World Cafe Live *
05.11.13 - Pittsburgh, PA - Andy Warhol Museum *
05.14.13 - Cincinnati, OH - Contemporary Arts Center *
05.16.13 - Chicago, IL - Schubas #
05.17.13 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig #
05.19.13 - Toronto, ON - The Great Hall
06.19.13 - Calgary, AB - Sled Island Festival
06.20.13 - Portland, OR - Mississippi Studios
06.21.13 - Seattle, WA - Barboza
06.26.13 - San Francisco, CA - The Chapel
06.27.13 - Los Angeles, CA - Bootleg Theater
06.29.13 - Honolulu, HI - Honolulu Museum of Art

* Sarah Neufeld
! Rafiq Bhatia
# Justin Walter

• Colin Stetson: http://www.colinstetson.com
• Constellation: http://www.cstrecords.com

Dominick Fernow and Nico Vascellari announce Three Days of Struggle 6 noise festival, funeral arrangements for what is left of your hearing

If you don’t live in New York or Los Angeles, chances of seeing your favorite underground artists playing a show are pretty slim outside of a hometown setting, e.g. Kevin Drumm playing in Chicago. Chances of seeing Prurient, Demdike Stare, or Lussuria playing in Denver? Pretty much none; I don’t even know why I bother to think about it.

Chances of seeing them play in Vittorio Veneto, Italy, however? One hundred percent guaranteed. Add that city to the list of exclusive areas where the demigods of subterranean music set foot on Earth to rattle bones and burst eardrums. They will alight at Coda Lunga for Three Days of Struggle 6, curated by noise artist Nico Vascellari and Dominick Fernow of Prurient/Hospital Productions/Vatican Shadow fame. The lineup is demented. On May 10, Mike Connelly (of Hair Police and Wolf Eyes) performs under his solo alias Failing Lights alongside the mysterious and fascinating ambient-weirdness unit Lussuria. May 11 ups the ante with William Bennett’s “afro-noise” handle Cut Hands orbiting the premiere of Tara and Mike Connelly’s new group Clay Rendering.

If one struggles through those two days (really, it going to be delightful), the reward on May 12 is great indeed: rumbling industrial gods Demdike Stare and drone bodhisattva Kevin Drumm. If your hearing was intact up to that point, perhaps a simple ceremony before Mr. Drumm’s set is in order. Oh yes and the man himself, Dominick Fernow, will be providing a no-doubt pummeling DJ set every night (though mysteriously not under his DJ Jonbenet alias).

So there you have it; one of the more ridiculous noise/ambient/drone/what-have-you festivals so far this year. You can grip a three-day pass on Nico Vascellari’s Coda Lunga site, but there are only 100 passes in total so get over there fast. Which brings me to the crux of this piece: who wants to fly me to Italy?

Friday, May 10:
Failing Lights

Saturday, May 11:
Cut Hands
Clay Rendering

Sunday, May 12:
Demdike Stare
Kevin Drumm

• Hospital Productions: http://hospitalproductions.net
• Coda Lunga: http://www.codalunga.org

RIP: Annette Funicello, singer and actress

From NPR:

Annette Funicello, who was one of the first child stars to emerge out of The Mickey Mouse Club, has died, the official Disney Fan Club reports.

Funicello was known as “America’s Sweetheart.” Her acting career started in 1955 when Walt Disney recruited her at 12 years old. She went on to become a successful film star, starring with Frankie Avalon in the Beach Party films.

Funicello had been battling multiple sclerosis for years. By the end of her life, she was unable to walk or talk. The Canadian broadcaster CTV ran a series of reports about Funicello’s struggle.

• Annette Funicello: http://annetteconnection.com

Damien Jurado announces house show tour, is wandering around in your basement right now

With Nobodaddy out of the picture, there’s been a lot of chatter cutting through the cigar smoke in the TMT newsroom about how things are going to shake out going forward. The big guys upstairs have made it pretty clear that they don’t want any drop off in content production, so in order to keep up with the news, our quotas have been increased, our rations slashed. As a fulfillment of the requirements put forth in the latest site-wide memo, this post will include not one, but two jokes about Damien Jurado’s new house tour thingy.

1. Damien Jurado is a vampire. He wants to tour your house, but because of the logistics of vampire-dom, he can’t do so until you invite him in. Whether or not you invite him in is totally up to you, reader, but look, all those young girls that disappeared near his castle were total coincidences. Damien Jurado is a nice guy. You should invite him in. His tour will start in May and will find him mournfully knocking on front doors offering “intimate” renditions of all the hits from your favorite vampire-talk-titled album on Secretly Canadian, Maraqopa (TMT Review) (“Maraqopa” is Vampire for “easy with the breadsticks there, big guy”). If you’re still unsure about letting him into your house, you can buy tickets for the already-slated house shows at Undertow Tickets. Each show will be limited to 30-50 victims… um, I mean guests, so lap them up quickly, like blood from the neck of a virgin!

2. Taking a page out of the books of Amanda Palmer and mice everywhere, Damien Jurado would totally be willing to let you let him stay at your house. He just wants to do a date or two of his May tour, that’s all. He’ll even let you listen to his most recent album, Maraqopa with him. Oh, and he might also let you loan him five bucks, since he hasn’t tried those new Cool Ranch tacos from Taco Bell yet, and he’s got a craving. He’s also totally happy to let you watch him get all intimate and candlelit with a bunch of other folks up in Tacoma, Washington in this video right here:

Thanks, Damien really appreciates it, he’s so grateful he’s totally willing to let you pay him for coming to your house and sleeping in your bed. You can just visit the Undertow Tickets website right there. No friendo, it doesn’t work that way, I’m afraid you can’t let Damien replace that vase he broke last night.


05.01.13 - Bellingham, WA - The Roost
05.02.13 - Moscow, ID - Mikey’s Gyros
05.03.13 - Boise, ID - Neurolux
05.04.13 - Billings, MT - House Show
05.06.13 - Fargo, ND - The Aquarium
05.07.13 - Le Sueur, MN - House Show
05.08.13 - St. Paul, MN - Turf Club
05.09.13 - Iowa City, IA - House Show
05.10.13 - Des Moines, IA - Vaudeville, Mews
05.11.13 - Beaver Lake, NE - House Show
05.12.13 - Colorado Springs, CO - House Show
05.13.13 - Denver, CO - Hi-Dive
05.14.13 - Salt Lake City, UT - House Show
05.16.13 - Tucson, AZ - Club Congress
05.17.13 - Phoenix, AZ - Pub Rock
05.18.13 - San Diego, CA - Soda Bar
05.19.13 - Pioneertown, CA - Pappy and Harriet’s
05.20.13 - Fillmore, CA - House Show
05.21.13 - Santa Cruz, CA - House Show
05.22.13 - Davis, CA - Sophia’s
05.24.13 - Portland, OR - Holocene

• Damien Jurado: http://damienjurado.com
• Secretly Canadian: http://www.secretlycanadian.com

[Photo: Pappi Swarner]

RIP: Les Blank, filmmaker best known for his intimate documentations of musicians

From The New York Times:

Les Blank, whose sly, sensuous and lyrical documentaries about regional music and a host of other idiosyncratic subjects, including Mardi Gras, gaptoothed women, garlic and the filmmaker Werner Herzog, were widely admired by critics and other filmmakers if not widely known by moviegoers, died on Sunday at his home in Berkeley, Calif. He was 77.

The cause was bladder cancer, said his son Harrod.

Mr. Blank, who received lifetime achievement awards from the American Film Institute and the International Documentary Association, did not think of himself as a documentarian, his former wife Chris Simon said, but rather as a filmmaker whose work happened to be about real people.

And his films are hardly standard documentary fare, dominated by archival footage and interviews with talking heads; nor are they of the Frederick Wiseman-D. A. Pennebaker fly-on-the-wall exposé school. Rather, the films, most of them less than an hour long, are “brilliantly sympathetic, well-crafted essays,” as John Rockwell wrote in The New York Times in 1979, rife with deftly framed portraiture, cunningly observed social scenes, beautiful nature photography and the poetic juxtaposition of imagery and sound. […]

• Les Blank: http://www.lesblank.com