DATELINE: fucking EARTH, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, USA –
Holy wet, hot, superfast, R&B-Future-sex®, Batman! Abel Tesfaye (a.k.a. Grammy Award®-nominated, multi-platinum®, cool-hair®-vanguarding recording artist The Weeknd®) has recently announced a huge-ass-titty-full® of fall tour dates for you and your face to salivate all-over while you picture yourself at your closest North American city’s ballin’ arena-sized venue with your fists full of the finest Cabernet wines and jalapeno nachos! AW, yeah.
This high-octane tour MEGANNOUNCEMENT® comes hot on the heels of the new Weeknd album Beauty Behind The Madness, which came out last week on (or at least around) whichever day of the week new pop albums get released now. Kicking off like a rocketship full of penises on November 3 at Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Tesfaye and possibly-some-other-musicians will then subsequently pilot their superfast, R&B-Future-sex® pogosticks around 22 cities all across the US and Canada. I already know what you’re going to ask, and the answer is: YES, even New York City!
“The Madness” fall tour:
11.03.15 - Toronto, ON - Air Canada Centre
11.06.15 - Chicago, IL - United Center
11.07.15 - Detroit, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
11.11.15 - Newark, NJ - Prudential Center
11.12.15 - Boston, MA - DCU Center
11.14.15 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun
11.15.15 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
11.16.15 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
11.18.15 - Brooklyn, NY - Barclays Center
11.24.15 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre
11.27.15 - Winnipeg, MB - MTS Centre
11.29.15 - Calgary, AB - Scotiabank Saddledome
11.30.15 - Edmonton, AB - Rexall Place
12.02.15 - Vancouver, BC - Rogers Arena
12.05.15 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
12.08.15 - Los Angeles, CA - The Forum
12.13.15 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
12.15.15 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
12.17.15 - Tampa, FL - Amalie Arena
12.19.15 - Miami, FL - AmericanAirlines Arena
• The Weeknd: http://www.theweeknd.com
• Republic: http://www.republicrecords.com
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