Wilco Map Spring Jaunt, Plan Complete Recitation Of Entire Wilco Catalog

It appears Jeff Tweedy and entourage have decided to unclutter their closets for the New Year with the recent announcement of February's residency at Chicago's famed Riviera Theatre. Entitled "Wilco Winter Residency 2008" the five shows will run February 15, 16, and 18-20. The shows, which boast no supporting band, will delve deep into the Wilco back catalog and will include a "one-of-a-kind" setlist each night.

In the past, Tweedy has been hesitant to play older material seeing as that a majority of it was written when Wilco was a very different band with very different members (exhibit A: Sam Jones' essential 2002 film, I Am Trying To Break Your Heart), but it appears he's mentally and physically prepared this time around. It's also probably no coincidence that the band dipped into early material for their recent November run, including the fantastic "Too Far Apart" off 1995's A.M. (Sire/Reprise).

The boyishly handsome sextet has also announced a busy spring fling set to begin February 22 in Cleveland, OH and concluding March 26 in Brisbane, AU, with a two-night stand March 4-5 at Tipitina's in New Orleans somewhere in the middle.

Explosions in the Sky Confirm Huge Tour, Add Even More Acts (Animal Collective, Ghostface, Jens Lekman) to ATP 2008

Explosions in the Sky will curate 2008's All Tomorrow's Parties Festival. The Texas post-rockers confirmed in October that they would be playing with acts like Broken Social Scene, Iron and Wine, Dinosaur Jr, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, and Adem.

The past couple weeks brought more names to the festival's roster, including Animal Collective, Ghostface Killah, Polvo, Four Tet, Silver Jews, and Jens Lekman. Temporary Residence labelmates Eluvium, Mono, and Lazarus are also scheduled to play. According to the band's website, roughly 20 more bands will be added to the roster over the coming months.

The festival will be held May 16-18 at Minehead's Butlins Holiday Park in the UK (what is it about Minehead's Butlins that screams PAR-TAY?). Tickets are available at the ATP website.

And without further ado, here are the dates for their 2008 tour.

The Department of Justice Says $9,250 Per Song in a RIAA Lawsuit is A-OK by Them

Back in October, 30-year-old Jammie Thomas was sued by the RIAA for allegedly sharing songs over the P2P network, Kazaa. The total was $222,000 for supposedly downloading and sharing 24 specific RIAA songs (TMT News). The RIAA picked the perfect target, as Jammie Thomas is a single mother with an annual income of $33,000. Even funnier, neither a hard drive containing the files nor evidence that would link Jammie's Kazaa account with the music was ever presented on trial to the Minnesota jury of 12. Yet the jury fell for jury instruction 15, which told the jurors that simply "making available" the files was enough justification.

After the Minnesota court ruled in favor of the RIAA -- this was the first time the RIAA has won in courts against music piracy -- the case was taken to the U.S. Department of Justice to question the constitutionality of the ruling. Many lawyers and experts on the matter believed it would have been shot down as unconstitutional, since suing someone for sharing 24 songs for $222,000 can be viewed as excessive. Sadly, they were wrong. As ruled by the Department of Justice, it turns out that suing a single mother for seven times her annual income is "constitutional."

Standing assistant attorney general of Minnesota Jeffrey Bucholtz agreed with the ruling, stating that the $222,000 is not only for compensation, but acts as a "deterrent" to scare file-sharers.

A ruling like this is a terrible blow to the supporters of file-sharing, and it could only mean negative things for anyone else who has or will be targeted in the RIAA's righteous quest for compensation.

If you'd like to show your support for the victim in this case, Jammie Thomas, you can go to freejammie.com.

Sole and The Skyrider Band Tour, Instill Fear Over Dystopia, Insert Predictably Overused Philip K. Dick Reference Here

Since by Sole’s logic, “Stupid Things Implode on Themselves.” one can only predict that by the close of 2007, there will be no more:

(1) Crocs

(2) Drinkable, liquid yogurt

(3) Bret Michaels

(4) Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI

(5) Shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class

(6) Animated penguin movies

(7) Article about crocs; drinkable, liquid yogurt; Bret Michaels; Michael B., Pizza Delivery Guy, Warwick, RI; shoddy loan-sharking companies taking advantage of the lower middle class; or animated penguin movies.

It’s going to be such a mess of imploded stuff, reader baby. Drink your yogurt smoothie while you still can.

SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT IMPLODE:

Sole and The Skyrider Band’s Itchy-Sticky-Good tourdates:

* Telephone Jim Jesus

# The Apes

Mexican Musicians Increasingly Targeted For Violence

Jose Luis Aquino, trumpet player for Los Conde (a popular group from
Oaxaca), was found dead last Thursday with his hands and feet bound
and a bag over his head, marking the third murder of a Mexican
musician in less than a week. The other victims were Sergio Gomez,
former resident of Chicago and lead singer of K-Paz de la Sierra and
Zayda Pena of Zayda and the Guilty Ones -- both popular mainstream
singers who received posthumous Grammy nominations for "Best Banda
Album" on the same day as the discovery of Aquino's body.

Violence against Mexican musicians has been a problem in the recent
past, but most victims have been performers of "narcocorridos," or
drug ballads, and have thus had ties to organized crime and
drug-trafficking. None of the latest victims appear to have any of the
same connections, which is leaving authorities puzzled as to possible
motives -- though in Aquino's case, a "crime of passion" is suspected.

On November 30, “America’s Legendary Daredevil” Evel Knievel died after a long battle with the terminal lung disease idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis. You may have heard about this elsewhere but certainly not here, at Tiny WeHateStuntPeople Tapes. It may have had something to do with the fact that the news item had no remote link to anything musical whatsoever, but it had even more to do with the fact that this place is adventurephobic. When is the last time you saw a news story submerge itself underwater for nine minutes? Or one climb into a lion cage with nothing but a popsicle and People Magazine? If it weren’t for my constant plugging of the classic Lee Majors TV series The Fall Guy there would be no danger talk on this site at all. Can you imagine a TMT without capers? It makes me shudder just thinking about it.

If you are jonesin’ for some good stunt action, Merge Records will pull off the impossible by releasing new albums by American Music Club and Radar Brothers within 19 days of each other! That’s like jumping the Grand Canyon, skipping once on your caboose along searing asphalt, and then jumping over, like, a dozen double-decker buses! If these two feats of daring commercial product placement propulsion were not enough for you thrill-seekers, both of these acts have already announced some 2008 dates! Woodle-doo!

Mark Eitzel, “America’s Greatest Ever Hotdog,” and the daredevils of AMC will light themselves on fire, break a pelvis or two, and play some songs at the following European dates plugging their new album, The Golden Age. North American dates will follow in April and May, so they have promised

01.30.08 - Cork, Ireland - Cyprus Ave

01.31.08 - Limerick, Ireland - Dolans
02.01.08 - Galway, Ireland - Roisin Dubh
02.02.08 - Dublin, Ireland - Whelans
02.03.08 - Bristol, England - TBC
02.05.08 - Leeds, England - Irish Centre
02.06.08 - Manchester, England - Academy 3
02.07.08 - Newcastle, England - The Cluny
02.08.08 - Glasgow, Scotland - Oran Mor
02.09.08 - Nottingham, England - Rescue Rooms
02.10.08 - Birmingham, England - TBC
02.12.08 - Brighton, England - Concorde 2
02.13.08 - London, England - Dingwalls
02.14.08 - Amsterdam, Holland - Paradiso
02.15.08 - Brussels, Belgium - AB Club
02.16.08 - Den Bosch, Holland - W2
02.17.08 - Groningen, Holland - Vera
02.18.08 - Cologne, Germany - Gebaude 9
02.20.08 - Gijon, Spain - Acapulco (Casino)
02.21.08 - Madrid, Spain - Caracol
02.22.08 - Bilbao, Spain - Kafe Antzokia
02.23.08 - Barcelona, Spain - Apolo
02.24.08 - Bielefeld, Germany - Forum
02.26.08 - Hamburg, Germany - Fabrik
02.27.08 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Vega
02.28.08 - Malmo, Sweden - KB
02.29.08 - Oslo, Norway - John Dee
03.01.08 - Gothenburg, Sweden - Sticky Fingers
03.02.08 - Aarhus, Denmark - Voxhall
03.04.08 - Berlin, Germany - ColumbiaClub
03.05.08 - Leipzig, Germany - Nato
03.06.08 - Frankfurt, Germany - Brotfabrik
03.07.08 - Weinheim, Germany - Café Central
03.08.08 - St. Gallen, Switzerland - Palace
03.09.08 - Zürich, Switzerland - El Lokal
03.11.08 - Turin, Italy - Spazio 211
03.12.08 - Munich, Germany - Registratur
03.13.08 - Vienna, Austria - WUK
03.14.08 - Ebensee, Austria - Kino
03.15.08 - Geislingen, Germany - Ratschenmuhle
03.16.08 - Diksmuide, Belgium - 4 AD
03.18.08 - Paris, France - Divan du Monde
03.20.08 - Norwich, England - Arts Centre

The Golden Age will be out February 18 in North America (February 4 on Cooking Vinyl in Europe) and will have the following death-defying tracks on it:

1. All My Love
2. The Victory Choir
3. The Decibels and the Little Pills
4. The Sleeping Beauty
5. The Stars
6. All the Lost Souls Welcome You to San Francisco
7. Who You Are
8. The Windows on the World
9. One Step Ahead
10. The Dance
11. I Know That’s Not Really You
12. On My Way
13. The Grand Duchess of San Francisco

The world famous risk-takers Radar Brothers release Auditorium, also through Merge, on January 31. To celebrate the album, and to give fearless fanatics what they crave, the Bros. (not Bros) will play a Monday night January residency at Echo in Los Angeles on the 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th (CD release party).

Applaud the Aud:

1. When Cold Air Goes to Sleep
2. Warm Rising Sun
3. Happy Spirits
4. Hearts of Crows
5. On Nautilus
6. Hills of Stone
7. Lake Life
8. Watching Cows
9. Pomona
10. A Dog Named Ohio
11. Brother Rabbit
12. Morning Bird