Yoko Ono announces new Plastic Ono Band album, Take Me to the Land of Hell; already has a record distributor down there, so that’s good.

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Remember when it was funny to make jokes about Yoko Ono? Hey, me neither! Because that was like 50 years ago, or some shit. Anyway, point is, you crass a-hole, that the talented and hardworking Ms. Ono has just announced a new Plastic Ono Band record, due for release September 17 via Chimera Music. So quit being such a PESSIMIST for one fucking second and listen up! With your eyes.

The new album, her first Plastic Ono Band release since 2009’s Between My Head and the Sky and first new-thing-in-general since this YokoKimThurston thing, is called Take Me to the Land of Hell. It was recorded, oddly enough, NOT in Hell but in New York, and was produced by Yoko, that dude Sean Lennon, and some woman named Yuka Honda. But the neat thing about any Plastic Ono Band release is, of course, its plasticity, a.k.a. its revolving cast-members. And this one’s got a few neat ones: Cornelius, Cibo Matto, tUnEyArDs, Questlove, Nels Cline, and Andrew Wyatt. Oh, and the album will also feature remixes by Mike D & Adrock and Cornelius.

In case you were just thinking to yourself “Cool, Nobodaddy, but enough already; I wonder what Yoko’s take on recording this album is,” here’s Yoko’s take on recording this album:

My new album comes at a very special time for me. I’m so happy that it’s being released after all the incredible shows that made up Meltdown. The energy I have right now, and the desire to continue to make as much great work as I can, is really moving me forward all the time. This album is the culmination of a lot of ideas I’ve been having over the last few years and I feel proud to release it at such an exciting time of my life.

No other details have surfaced yet, but check out a track from the album below and stay tuned for more updates. Or don’t. Whichever. I’m feeling pretty plastic about the whole situation right now.

• Yoko Ono: http://imaginepeace.com
• Chimera: https://chimeramusic.com

Earl Sweatshirt cancels summer European tour: ya better find somebody else to smear mud all over your thighs at Glastonbury

In a move that can only add to the mystery and allure of Earl Sweatshirt while simultaneously bumming out Mr. Sweatshirt himself, the Odd Future rapper has canceled his entire European tour. Is it because his music is too raw? Too controversial? His mom got mad again and sent him to reform school in Samoa or whatever the rumor was? Nah, dude has pneumonia and is super sick. BUMMER. Poor Earl has been feeling sickly since Bonnaroo, when his performance there was also canceled due to illness.

Earl Sweatshirt expressed his regret at missing out on partying in Paris and smearing mud all over himself at Glastonbury via Twitter. “IM STILL SICK AND THIS SUCKS ASS THAT I CANT MAKE IT TO THESE JULY SHOWS I AM REALLY FUCKING SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,” he said, accentuating exactly how much the whole thing “sucks ass” by using ALL CAPS. Earl Sweatshirt’s tour will resume on July 21 in Buffalo, where hopefully he can like, go to a beer garden or a French restaurant or something to make it seem like, you know, he had a little slice of European tour in his life. Odd Future and Tyler the Creator will still perform all scheduled European dates. Get well soon, Earl.

Dates:

06.28.13 - Norrköping, Sweden - Bråvalla Festival
06.30.13 - Somerset, UK - Glastonbury Festival
07.01.13 - London, UK - Forum
07.02.13 - Paris, France - Le Bataclan
07.04.13 - Tromøy, Norway - Hove Festival
07.06.13 - Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter
07.07.13 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Paradiso
07.08.13 - Frankfurt, Germany - Gibson
07.09.13 - Stuttgart, Germany – LKA
07.11.13 - Milan, Italy - Magazzini Generali
07.12.13 - Frauenfeld, Switzerland - Open Air Frauenfeld
07.13.13 - Gräfenhainichen, Germany - Splash! Festival
07.14.13 - Kinross, Scotland - T in the Park

07.21.13 - Buffalo, NY - Buffalo Outer Harbor
07.25.13 - Toledo, OH - Headliners
08.02.13 - Toronto, ON - Sound Academy
08.03.13 - Toronto, ON - Fort York
08.22.13 - St. Denis, France - Stade de France
09.07.13 - San Bernadino, CA - San Manuel Amphitheater
09.08.13 - San Bernadino, CA - San Manuel Amphitheater
09.14.13 - Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheater
09.15.13 - Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheater
10.28.13 - Washington, DC - RFK Stadium Lot 8
10.04.13 - East Rutherford, NJ - Meadowlands Racetrack
10.05.13 - East Rutherford, NJ - Meadowlands Racetrack

• Earl Sweatshirt: http://www.earlsweatshirt.com
• Odd Future: http://www.oddfuture.com

Ducktails returns to TMT news feed with a new video and tour

Matt Mondanile sure spends a lot of time on our news feed. Even in stories about other people he manages to get a name drop in the headline. I’ve started to wonder why that is. Is he easy to write about? Do we, as a news team, have a soft spot for mellow psychedelia? Is he paying us under the table to put his name on the front page at least every couple months? While I wouldn’t be opposed to the last one, I have a feeling that it’s just because the dude works. A lot. Mainly because it looks like he has a pretty busy summer ahead of him. Señor Ducktails has just released a new music video and announced a continent-hopping tour coming up.

First, the video for The Flower Lane’s “Under Cover.” Directed by Charles Poekel, the video features Mondanile and a few friends (including two of the other dudes from Real Estate) hanging out in an abandoned house in his native Ridgewood, NJ. The house has actually been featured in another Ducktails music video, so loyal fans may recognize it.

As I mentioned, he has another tour coming up, too. After a few stops in the states, it’s off to Europe for a series of shows as well as some festival dates.

Here are the dates:

07.25.13 - New York, NY - Museum of Modern Art
08.01.13 - Philadelphia, PA - Johnny Brendas
08.02.13 - Baltimore, MD - Metro Gallery
08.04.13 - Washington, DC - Black Cat Downstairs
08.05.13 - Northampton, MA - American Legion Hall
08.06.13 - Boston, MA - Cambridge Elks
08.08.13 - New York, NY - RiverRocks at Pier 84 ^
08.10.13 - Gothenburg, Sweden - Way Out West Festival * $
08.11.13 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Pumpehuset * !
08.12.13 - Lecce, Italy - Contronatura Festival +
08.13.13 - Ravenna, Italy - Hana Bi
08.14.13 - Luzern, Switzerland - Radio 3fach Voliere
08.15.13 - Zurich, Switzerland - Elmo Delmo
08.17.13 - Paredes De Coura, Portugal - Parades de Coura Festival
08.19.13 - Santiago Compostella, Spain - venue TBD
08.21.13 - Paris, France - Le Trabendo - Iceberg
08.22.13 - London, UK - The Borderline
08.23.13 - Machester, UK - Soup Kitchen
08.24.13 - Bristol, UK - Louisiana
08.25.13 - Brighton, UK - The Hope
08.27.13 - Amsterdam, Holland - Paradiso
08.28.13 - Rotterdam, Holland - Rotown
08.29.13 - Gronigen, Holland - Vera

^ Titus Andronicus
* Dirty Beaches
$ Neil Young, Julia Holter and more
! Mikal Cronin
+ Laetitia Sadier Trio

• Ducktails: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ducktails/78029223987
• Domino: http://www.dominorecordco.us

Omar Souleyman joins forces with Four Tet for first-ever studio album, much like the unicorn and otter join forces to bring magic to the world

Some stories are just so magical that you expect unicorns holding hooves/fins with dolphins to come sliding down a rainbow made of candy canes and dreams when you read about them. The partnership between Syrian dabke legend Omar Souleyman and Four Tet is one of those stories. After meeting at a festival in Australia, Four Tet’s Kieran Hebden and Mr. Souleyman agreed to work together on what would become Souleyman’s first (!) studio album. That’s right; his previous releases have all been live recordings!

And so it was that Lucky Charms rained down from above as giant otters strolled hand-in-hand through the streets of New New York, leaving a trail of daisies and licorice sticks and single malt scotch behind them. And lo! Omar Souleyman and Four Tet laid down the tracks for the new album in like, four hours, according to Hebden. You can peep a preview of the track at the end of the below stream from a recent DJ set by Hebden and BBC Radio 6 DJ Gilles Peterson via Dazed. Ribbon Music will be releasing the album at an as-yet-unspecified date.

• Omar Souleyman: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Omar-Souleyman/116551741600
• Four Tet: http://www.fourtet.net
• Ribbon Music: http://www.ribbonmusic.com

Mute to embark on Cabaret Voltaire reissue campaign. Worship at the Red Mecca!

There is so much beauty mixed in with the ugliness, rivers of awe and solace swirled in with all the angular features of hell. There is grace in industrial rigidity, elegance in these roughened, blackened edges. There is beauty in the music of Cabaret Voltaire.

Music can be dangerous. When you open up an album, you also (unavoidably) open up yourself to the contents that lurk inside, exposed to anything and everything that crawls out of those speakers. There’s no way to map out the chasm without willingly falling in head first. If you continuously subject yourself to to an artistic artifact that is by some measure perverse, and enjoy doing so, you will eventually alter yourself in ways that are not entirely un-perverse in their own right. This is the gamble. his is the price of being an aesthete. This is why the music of Cabaret Voltaire is one big grim joke. You have to let them screw with you if you want to reap the pleasure cooked up in their post-punk experiments. But, fuck, it is so worth it.

As FACT report, seminal electronic label Mute is set to reissue a bulk of Cabaret Voltaire material, beginning with arguably their greatest achievement, Red Mecca, on July 22. Red Mecca’s re-release will be followed by #8385 (Collected Works 1983-1985), a collection that will include The Crackdown, Micro-Phonies, Drinking Gasoline, and The Covenant, The Sword, And The Arm Of The Lord. An even larger collection, #7885 (Electro Punk to Techno Pop 1978-1985), is scheduled for a 2014 release.

Don’t forget… in fact, go ahead and set your PalmPilot’s calender now for a July 22 alarm, as you don’t want to miss out on a chance to snag a fresh, minty, tasty, sexually arousing copy of the Red Mecca reissue. Better yet, lock that shit down now and preorder it here.

• Cabaret Voltaire: http://shop.cabaret-voltaire.net
• Mute: http://mute.com

Dent May announces new album Warm Blanket to help keep us all nice and toasty this summer

Dent May’s last album was called Do Things. Which is why I’m sure you’ll agree with me that it’s actually really, really hip and cool that we never got around to reviewing it. It was “sweet” though. Take it from me, a weird internet stranger.

Anyway, shut up; because the point IS, dear reader, that Dent May is now (much like the rest of us) SICK AND TIRED of doing things. Who wants to do things, anyway? Not me. Not when there’s so many beds to lie around in and warm blankets to cocoon myself up in. And not ol’ Dent either, apparently, because Warm Blanket just happens to be the name of his forthcoming album for Paw Tracks! Whoa! Yeah! I know, I didn’t even plan that at all! But regardless, it’s due August 27 and available on both formats that make money and that one that doesn’t! Swanky.

According to the press release, the album was recorded by Dent all on his lonesome self “in a reportedly haunted Victorian house by the bay in St. Augustine, Florida.” He played “almost all of the instruments” on the album (I’m guessing the ghost played the rest) and made liberal use of the house’s “antique grand piano.” It says here that he even recruited a few Florida locals to fill in on horns, strings, and pedal steel guitar, but that sounds a lot like the old “doing things” Dent May to me, so I don’t believe a word of it.

But I tell you what; we’ll all find out together at the end of August. In the meantime, here’s a teaser video that explains everything I just went over… only, in a much more pleasant, succinct, and polite manner… all while letting you actually hear some of the music! Jeez, I should really be fired. Good thing no one at TMT likes to do things.

Warm Blanket tracklisting:

01. Turn Up the Speakers
02. Let Them Talk
03. Born Too Late
04. Yazoo
05. Corner Piece
06. Do I Cross Your Mind?
07. It Takes a Long Time
08. I’m Ready to Be Old
09. Endlessly
10. Found a Friend
11. Summer Is Over

• Dent May: http://www.dentmay.com
• Paw Tracks: http://www.paw-tracks.com