Zomes album #3 coming in January on Thrill Jockey ZOMG

Zomes album #3 coming in January on Thrill Jockey ZOMG http://www.tinymixtapes.com/sites/default/files/news-11-11-zomes.jpg

Alright, time for a SparkNotes version of Zomes history: back in the day, Asa Osborne played guitar for Lungfish, a post-hardcore/semi emo outfit that’s now defunct. Got that? Cool. Over the past few years Osborne has taken a more reflective, elemental direction with his solo project, Zomes. So far, he’s released two LPs — Zomes in 2008 on Holy Mountain and Earth Grid (TMT Review) earlier this year on Thrill Jockey.

Fast-forward to January 24 and you’ll see him releasing yet another album, this one called Improvisations. According to Thrill Jockey, “it consists of three primordial cosmic transmissions that phase in and out of a thick drone filled ether.” In other words, new evidence for extraterrestrial life.

Improvisations tracklisting:

01. No. 1
02. No. 2
03. No. 3

• Zomes: http://www.thrilljockey.com/artists/?id=11877
• Thrill Jockey: http://www.thrilljockey.com

Acid Mothers Temple tour the British Isles (minus poor old Wales); earplug sales soar across the UK and Ireland

To all of our readers in the the British Isles: get ready to have your minds blown by an absolutely out of control space ritual! Yes, the one and only Acid Mothers Temple are on their way to conquer your various islands with the continuation of their 2011: A Space Ritual Tour.

After having slaughtered the ears and grey matter of mainland residents in October, AMT are headed across the channel to partake in a blistering 16-day marathon of shows across the UK (England, Scotland, Northern Ireland) and Ireland. Little-known fact: the Japanese hate the Welsh.

If you’ve never experienced the aural assault of a live AMT show, it is not to be missed. They will no doubt have piles of numbered, limited-edition, handmade CDs being sold by the legendary members of the band. There could be random barbershop singing. There will definitely be lots of killer psychedelic rock music as overseen by the leader of the collective himself, Kawabata Makoto. Secure your knickers and crumpets and prepare to be changed.


11.04.11 - Cambridge, UK - The Portland
11.05.11 - Birmingham, UK - Hare & Hounds
11.06.11 - Nottingham, UK - Bodega
11.07.11 - Manchester, UK - Ruby Lounge
11.08.11 - Hebden Bridge, UK - Trades Club
11.09.11 - Glasgow, UK - Nice N Sleazy
11.10.11 - Belfast, UK - Auntie Annies
11.11.11 - Dublin, Ireland - Crawdaddy
11.12.11 - Cork, Ireland - Crane Lane Theatre
11.14.11 - Bridgend, UK - Hobos
11.15.11 - Bristol, UK - Thekla
11.16.11 - Oxford, UK - Jericho
11.17.11 - London, UK - Corsica Studios
11.18.11 - Brighton, UK - Hectors House
11.19.11 - London, UK - Cafe Oto

• Acid Mothers Temple: http://www.acidmothers.com

Another rich old white man fails to purchase EMI from Citigroup

After several days of private negotiations, word has emerged that the likely sale of EMI to Russian-born billionaire Len Blavatnik has fallen through. Inside sources are saying that the offer Blavatik put forward, somewhere between $1.5 and $1.6 billion, was well below the amount Citigroup (the current owner of EMI) had expected. While there’s still an opportunity for Blavatnik — who acquired Warner Music Group back in May for $3.3 billion — to raise additional funds and seal the deal, there are other concerns at hand.

EMI has a pension obligation of over $600 million, as well as property holdings that provide another $100 million in debt for the label. Much like the house cleaning that took place after British acquisition group Terra Firma took control of EMI four years ago, which ultimately led to Citigroup’s ownership of the company when they defaulted on their debts, whomever takes possession of EMI next will need to cut costs and potentially lay off 10% of the EMI workforce to make the company profitable. And then there’s the whole “how do you make money off music” thing….

Prior to Blavatnik, EMI had been in talks with several other pasty white men, including business magnate Ron Perelman and Luciean Grainge of Universal Music Group, but both deals fell to the wayside when the Russian tycoon entered the scene. If Blavatnik were to succeed in acquiring EMI, it would create a third mega-label to rival Sony and Universal, both of whom have seen considerable consolidations with smaller labels over the years in the wake of this thing they refer to as the “internet” and its troublesome tendency to make folks not want to pay $20 for a Katy Perry CD.

• EMI: http://www.emimusic.com

Jeff Mangum and Olivia Tremor Control move their ATP-related London shows to March so they don’t have to visit that cesspool twice… joking! (about the “cesspool” thing, not the dates)

Hey, remember a few weeks ago when Mr P called you guys a bunch of flesh-licking readers smelling of seaman? Well, coincidentally, the psychotropic ramblings that followed in that same article happened to mention that the Jeff Magnum-curated ATP thingy thing was being rescheduled for March 9-11 of 2K12. Don’t panic if you didn’t catch that the first time. It’s still in Butlins, Minehead, Somerset, Everywheresville UK. Original tix still valid. Just a different weekend… and, you know, maybe with some different artists. No big deal! “Two Headed Boy!”

And now,doubly coincidentally, ATP told me today that Jeff Mangum’s two London shows at the Union Chapel, and The Olivia Tremor Control’s London show at Cargo will also move to March, because, you know, it’s just fucking easier that way. Additionally, the OTC show will now also take place at The Union Chapel, and is on March 7. As for Magnum, seems he still hasn’t quite decided when his shows are going to be, specifically. He’s still waiting to see how long his current engagement clandestinely recording hours and hours of children’s innocent laughter direct to wax cylinder at a playground in the French countryside is going to last, I guess. But they’ll be clustered around ATP somewheres, that’s for DAMN SURE. So be sure to stay tuned to Tiny Mixtapes, all you butt-sniffing readers tasting of piss and salami!

• Jeff Magnum: http://www.myspace.com/mangum11
• Olivia Tremor Control: http://www.oliviatremorcontrol.com
• All Tomorrow’s Parties: http://www.atpfestival.com

Dâm-Funk to perform live in your bedroom, thanks to Stones Throw’s direct-to-disc live album

In an effort to further enhance your at-home funkdafied exxxperience, Stones Throw has chosen to spread the live love juice with a Dâm-Funk six-track limited-edition vinyl. Just in time for winter, the release is the color of the purest snow and smells like a freshly plucked Christmas tree. Once you begin to spin the hand-stamped record, you’ll find yourself surrounded by the friendliest little elves, who want to spank your bottom with seasonal cheer as you spin around listening to “Killdat,” which you can check out below. Get your pretty paws all over the pre-order by heading here.

• Dâm-Funk: http://www.stonesthrow.com/damfunk
• Stones Throw: http://www.stonesthrow.com

Thank You politely break up

Bad news for Baltimore and post-punk and me: according to Impose, Thank You are breaking up. The group decided to disband after being approached by Future Islands to join them on a January tour, a query which caused them to question how enjoyable they found touring. This Saturday, they will play their last American show at Baltimore’s G-Spot with Oxes. Their absolute final show will take place at the ATP Nightmare Before Christmas festival in Minehead, UK, the likes of which is curated by Thank You’s former tourmates Battles.

Thank You have one last release planned, though they have yet to release any details. They also have stated that they are all still buddies. And that they’re not leaving Baltimore. And that they love you. So don’t worry about those guys.

• Thank You: http://www.myspace.com/wethankyou