Matrixxman signs with Dekmantel label, announces Nubian Metropolis EP, piques keen interest among the keenly interested

Take it from a goddamn legend in his own field (“Word Inventor”) like me, guys: the problem with being a shit-hot producer of heavy, squelchy, dubby, hip-hop-troniclatastic ubermusic is — frankly — that it can be downright difficult to turn that talent faucet OFF.

Or heck. DON’T take it from me, for all I care. Just look at San Francisco meaty-beat-megamaker Matrixxman. He’s spent most of 2014 making other people’s tunes bounce from behind the boards, but now that the year is quickly wrapping itself up and no one (and I mean NO ONE) is reading the news columns of all these bullshitty internet music sites as they explode with hype-y, list-y, year-end fluffernutter sandwich pieces; he’s just getting warmed up!

Luckily for him, the Amsterdam-based Dekmantel record label doesn’t care what time of year it is! On December 16, they’ll be fearlessly releasing Matrixxman’s Nubian Metropolic EP into the holiday black hole. And, luckily for YOU if you’re one of the proud few who’s itching to know what a brand new four-track stack of tracks “hewn from choking synth sounds, itchy bleeps, and meaty drum programming” feels like as a soundtrack all your fiendish last-minute online holiday shopping and such, you’ll be sitting pretty while tracks with names like “Cybernetic Implant” and “System Blackout” jingle all the way in the background, pitting “bulky percussion and robust low end against brittle robot chatter.” Alleluia! It’s a (most-assuredly nondenominational) Christmas Miracle!

Nubian Metropolis EP tracklisting:

01. Sermons
02. Cybernetic Implant
03. Siamese Twins
04. System Blackout

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Scottish music fans rejoice! Alasdair Roberts’ new album out January 27 on Drag City

I know the readers well, and I know they enjoy all things Scottish, like Scrooge McDuck, The Proclaimers, and the fabulous impressions of Mike Myers. Now get ready for Alasdair Roberts! The world’s greatest Scottish singer/songwriter plans to swoon your ovaries with his eighth solo release on Drag City. And, just to show you how confident he’s grown as a musician this one is self-titled, which means the album name is just Alasdair Roberts.

See? It’s not that complicated. Preview tracks from the album from the Drag City website, or stream it below. Since the album doesn’t come out until January 27, you’re going to have to pre-order it. Click the red pre-order button next to the type of album you’d like to receive. Careful. Don’t select Long Play unless you’re certain you have a Long Play Player.

Alasdair Roberts tracklist:

01. The Way Unfavoured
02. Honour Song
03. The Problem of Freedom
04. Artless One
05. Hurricane Brown
06. The Final Diviner
07. In Dispraise of Hunger
08. The Mossy Shrine
09. This Uneven Thing
10. Roomful of Relics

Tour dates:

12.18.14 - Dublin, Ireland - The Workman’s Club
12.20.14 - Turku, Finland - Dynamo
12.22.14 - Pori, Finland - Pori Public Library
02.27.15 - London, UK - Cecil Sharp House

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Lake People announces debut LP on Permanent Vacation, and don’t even get me started on river people

German house producer Martin Enke a.k.a. Lake People got some attention back in 2012 with his Point in Time EP, which touring DJs like Dixon & Ame gave substantial play. Enke kept releasing EPs and remixing artists like Lusine and Atavism, getting him more bookings and allowing him to hone his live show. Now, he’s finally dropped details of the first Lake People LP, Purposely Uncertain Field, which will see a release via Permanent Vacation early next year.

According to the press release, “Above his straighter dancefloor aspects Martin elaborates his approaches to a certain mid-90’s electronica vibe and ambient-like soundscapes with a very cinematic feel to it.” Did I just hear electronica? Sign this trip-hop honey up. And while we’re signing up, can I just say that I’ve always found lake people to be pleasant, but that I really can’t stand river people? You guys know what I’m talking about, and Martin Enke definitely does. River people: they sit alongside a river, drink shitty beer, laze in the sun like they’re at a beach, and occasionally hop into an inflatable tube to slowly drift to an unknown destination. It just makes me sick. Lake people, on the other hand, are respectable. Purposely Uncertain Field is out February 6, so if you’re not a river person, you should check it out.

Purposely Uncertain Field tracklist:

01. Escape Velocity
02. Drifting Red
03. Entangled
04. Lamb Shift
05. Cooping
06. Orb
07. Illuminated
08. Blackpoint
09. Bora
10. Glease 29
11. Distance

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Spank Rock announces new EP The Upside for church and prayer activity

What’s up, youth pastors? Looking to get through to the younger members of the Lord’s flock? Well, try Spank Rock. While other rappers talk about guns and sex, Mr. Spank Rock is the perfect MC to soundtrack your next group prayer session. Following up his last missive from God, 2011’s Everything Is Boring and Everyone Is a Fucking Liar (the implication being, trust no word but the word of God), the rapper is back with a new EP called The Upside out December 9 through worship label Boysnoize Records.

Praise him! For this new EP, the pure and God-fearing rapper has assembled a team of good Christian collaborators including New Orleans’ Kid Kamillion, Philadelphia producer Noah Breakfast, Passion Pit’s Don Leomax, former Major Lazer member Switch, and Boys Noize. And, not unlike the story of the prodigal son, The Upside features a beautiful reunion between Spank Rock and rapper/nun Amanda Blank. Listen to “Assassin,” their joining of Godly forces, over at SoundCloud. Now, turn to Jeremiah 19:9.

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Lana Del Rey plunges the Earth into a neverending heatwave with recently announced Endless Summer Tour

Nowadays, the heat hangs thick like a moist curtain and we soak deep in sweat. Early on, we were naive. “A summer that never ends,” we thought, our hearts still pumping adequately oxygenated blood, “surely there are no downsides.” Of course now we know that we were wrong. And the sun beats ever onward like some awful drum. Slurpees long ago lost their flavor, and so too has the pleasure of a quick trip to the pool dissipated. Indeed, with the water shortages, swimming pools have, in recent years, become the domain of only the unimaginably wealthy. They swim smug laps from their air-conditioned mountain bunkers while we plot impotent Ultraviolence, awaking every morning more thoroughly convinced that we were Born to Die in this infernal heat.

Through it all, our most exalted queen of the perpetual heatwave Lana Del Rey treads through her Endless Summer Tour. Joined intermittently by guests such as Courtney Love and others as yet unannounced, and stopping sometimes to contribute a stray song or two to the latest Tim Burton project, which, in these parched and dire times, has become our only entertainment. Reader: the sun may be bright, but the world is dark.

Tickets go on sale via Live Nation this Saturday, December 6, but you already knew this. You already bought them in your dreams.


05.07.15 - The Woodlands, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion *
05.09.15 - Dallas, TX - Gexa Energy Pavilion *
05.12.15 - Morrison, CO - Red Rocks Amphitheatre *
05.14.15 - Phoenix, AZ - Ak-Chin Pavilion *
05.16.15 - Chula Vista, CA - Sleep Train Amphitheater *
05.18.15 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Bowl *
05.20.15 - Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre *
05.22.15 - Ridgefield, WA - Sleep Country Amphitheater *
05.28.15 - Noblesville, IN - Klipsch Music Center %
05.30.15 - Tinley Park, IL - First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre %
05.31.15 - Clarkston, MI - DTE Energy Music Theatre %
06.03.15 - Toronto, ON - Molson Canadian Amphitheatre %
06.04.15 - Montreal, QC - Bell Centre %
06.11.15 - Bristow, VA - Jiffy Lube Live %
06.13.15 - Charlotte, NC - PNC Music Pavilion %
06.14.15 - Atlanta, GA - Aaron’s Amphitheatre at Lakewood %
06.16.15 - West Palm Beach, FL - Cruzan Amphitheater %

* Courtney Love
% TBA special guest

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Four Tet, Jamie xx, John Talabot, and Koreless contribute two-minute scores for acrobatic short film

This is the type of project that I might’ve been tasked with as an undergrad, except in my emerging years as an amateur harnesser of phat-ass beats, the best that I could pull off at the time was something a little more digital and coherent than your average gutter-based, trash lid tune. Luckily for artist and director Sofia Mattioli, she’s recruited some personnel a bit more experienced in music composition and, more crucially, a bit more capable when it comes to memorable compositions for film. Forgive the implication of full-length scores; instead, what’s been offered to the musicians in question is a two-minute silent short, recorded on an iPhone, designed to remind us all how physically inflexible we are. Yeah, so what if you can flip and twirl and stuff, Mattioli?! How is that important in life?

The complete project is called “Continuum,” and part one features Jamie xx, Four Tet, Koreless, and John Talabot each crafting a two-minute musical piece to accompany the recorded human barrel rolls. Listen in full below, but it’s strongly advised (by me) that you watch over yonder to get the full effect. The results are “Kubrick-ian,” perhaps, but they’re also a true demonstration of artistic complement. How enthralling…

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Los Campesinos! unveil A Los Campesinos! Christmas EP, Christmas clearly being the most exclamatory of all holidays!

Totally tipping their hand as to which of the three available mainstream versions of God they worship, those adorable fuck-punk mother-skaters in Los Campesinos! have gone and announced… a new EP and/or 12-inch recording… just in time for Christmas! And gosh darned if it ain’t called A Los Campesinos! Christmas and everything! Isn’t that just some adorable fuck-punk shit? I think so!

But “so what,” you say? “It’s probably just your average collection of Christmas carol covers with rock beats under them! That sounds dreadful!” Well, for starters, SCROOGE; this here EP is not just your average collection of Christmas carol covers with rock beats under them. Rather, it features five original “Los Campesinos! carols,” as well as a cover of good old-fashioned holiday toe-tapping hit “Lonely This Christmas” by the band Mud. For more-than-starters, it was produced by Tom Campesinos! and mixed by long-time band collaborator John Goodmanson, which kind of on paper looks like John Goodman… who sort of reminds ME of John Candy… and who sort of has a SIMILAR VOICE to that of Tim Allen… who is fucking Santa Claus. So there. See how wrong you were?

Hey, it’s okay. We’re all fellow Christians here. You’re forgiven. Look, just check out the lead track, “When Christmas Comes,”down below and pre-order the EP straight from the band, and we’ll call it good. No coal in your stocking, I promise. <3

A Los Campesinos! Christmas tracklisting:

01. When Christmas Comes
02. A Doe to a Deer
03. The Holly & The Ivy
04. Kindle a Flame in Her Heart
05. The Trains Don’t Run (It’s Christmas Day)
06. Lonely This Christmas

Los Campesinos! wintery feel-good tour dates:

12.04.14 - Manchester, UK - Sound Control
12.05.14 - Leeds, UK - Brudenell Social Club
12.06.14 - Norwich, UK - Arts Centre
12.07.14 - London, UK - Village Underground

• Los Campesinos!
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Tarcar announce EP on Blackest Ever Black, just in time to soundtrack the feeling of the days getting shorter and darker and everything closing in

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! That time when the days get shorter, night comes sooner, and it feels like the entire dark weight of the universe is closing in on your tiny human body. Happy oncoming holidays! Embrace this crushing realization with Mince Glace, the debut 12-inch EP by Tarcar, out December 15 on Blackest Ever Black.

The label describes the release as a “a modern-day revenge tragedy in six-parts” that invokes images of “pissing on the compost heap” and “staying up late to collect bottles to smash in the carpark across the road,” among others. Listen to “Fireball” below, a track which does, as promised, bring to mind “cold leaves and Christmas.” Mince Glace will be out in vinyl and digital formats, with the LP limited to 300 copies, because all things are finite and must end sooner than later.

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The Pop Group announce first album in 35 years, return to find the pop landscape different from how they left it

It’s been 35 years since The Pop Group put out their last album, For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder. Since then, the pop landscape has changed and reformed itself numerous times over. Beyoncé, Taylor, Timberlake, Usher, Rihanna, Will Smith, Snow, Billy Ocean, Jessica Simpson, and Smash Mouth have all risen (and, in some cases, fallen) in that time. The Pop Group are back to reclaim their crown, though, with new album Citizen Zombie out February 24 through Freaks R Us. With their sweet harmonies and synchronized moves, they’ll show the kids what pop is really all about. Oh. by the way, I did, like, no research on who The Pop Group are. Don’t tell me if they’re, I don’t know, some legendary experimental post-punk band or something.

Handling production duties on Citizen Zombie was longtime Pop Group fan Paul Epworth, who is best known for working with actual pop stars. Will The Pop Group’s comeback enjoy the same success of Adele’s Epworth-produced 21? Nope! But it should do just fine in the alternate-universe where abrasive post-punk is the most popular type of music, if the title track is any indication:

To get back into the swing of being a band with a new record out, The Pop Group are doing a number of dates in March. Those dates will be capped by an appearance at SXSW, because they are a band that exists.

Citizen Zombie tracklist:

01. Citizen Zombie
02. Mad Truth
03. Nowhere Girl
04. Shadow Child
05. The Immaculate Deception
06. s.o.p.h.i.a.
07. Box 9
08. Nations
09. St. Outrageous
10. Age Of Miracles
11. Echelon

The Pop Group dates:

03.01.15 - Tokyo, Japan - Liquid Rooms
03.05.15 - Adelaide, Australia - Adelaide Festival
03.06.15 - Sydney, Australia - The Factory Theatre
03.07.15 - Melbourne, Australia - The Corner Hotel
03.10.15 - Los Angeles, CA - Echoplex
03.11.15 - San Francisco, CA - Great American Music Hall
03.12.15 - Seattle, WA - Neumos Crystal Ball Reading Room
03.13.15 - Chicago, IL - TBA
03.14.15 - Toronto, ON - Lee’s Palace
03.16.15 - Brooklyn, NY - Rough Trade
03.17.15 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
03.19-22.15 - Austin, TX - SXSW

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The Body and Thou (finally!) tie the knot on upcoming collaborative full-length, out in January

Ending this generation’s greatest will they/won’t they debate once and for all, Thou and The Body have finally announced they’re going to tie the knot in the form of a full-length collaborative LP called You, Whom I Have Always Hated. I sure do hope that’s just an album title and not how the bands talk to one another because if it is, from personal experience, they might be in for a bit of a bumpy ride once the honeymoon is over, especially in light of the fact that during the courtship phase of their relationship they put out an EP together called Released from Love. Released?! Honey, we’re trying to lock that shit down, if you know what I mean. Anyhow, the new full-length is out January 27, and in addition to a cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Terrible Lie,” it features five brand new songs that the bands wrote together, and then honed over this summer’s collaborative tour. The digital and CD versions of the release also include Released by Love, which appears for the very first time in non-vinyl form.

Sure, sure, you might be thinking to yourself, “Hasn’t The Body done quite a bit of dating around with the likes of The Haxan Cloak and Sandworm this year? What makes you think this one is the one?” Call it a feeling, I don’t know. Maybe it’s because of this totally adorable tour documentary I watched over on the Thrill Jockey Facebook page in which, yes, the bands travel around to crush mere humans with waves of sound. But in between, they really bond on a deep level, you know?

Though the bands have got distinctive sounds and backgrounds, You, Whom I Have Always Hated reportedly brings their sounds together, letting the strengths of each shine like the low-hanging sun on a planet darkened by “alienation, melancholy, and despair” winding the whole affair up into something that sounds like, “a twilight dungeon crawl exploring the winding, ruined halls of Mad King Duro’s Castle, best friends at your side, enemies crushed beneath your heels, mysteries solved, and treasures found.” Sounds an awful lot like Wednesday, if you ask me! Pre-order the album from Thrill Jockey here; if you’re quick you might grab one of the 300 limited edition white LPs available exclusively through Thrill Jockey mail order. Call me a romantic, but I can’t wait to watch this collaboration flower into something truly beautiful and beset by darkness on all sides!

You, Whom I Have Always Hated tracklist:

01. Her Strongholds Unvanquishable
02. The Devils of Trust Steal the Souls of the Free
03. Terrible Lie
04. Beyond the Realms of Dream, That Fleeting Shade Under the Corpus of
05. He Returns to the Place of His Iniquity
06. Lurking Fear

Released from Love tracklist (included in the digital/CD edition):

01. The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills
02. Manifest Alchemy
03. In Meetings Hearts Beat Closer
04. Coward

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