Every day, it gets closer and closer to the year 3030. But who cares? By then, we’ll all be dead. There are only three people in the world who may be excited about the ever-approaching year 3030, those being the three members of hip-hop group Deltron 3030. Of course, Del the Funkee Homosapien, Dan the Automator, and Kid Koala will also all be dead by that year, unless Dan the Automator knows something we don’t. No matter, XLR8R reports the three will be celebrating the closest proximity to that distant time by going on a tour of the United States this spring.
The now-alive, dead-by-3030 trio will be supporting last year’s Event II, their first record since their self-titled 2000 debut. Though that 13-year wait between the two records was certainly lengthy, fans of the group will have to wait even longer for a third record. Sources report that the group are working on a new record, but upon completion will place the album in a time capsule only to be opened 1016 years from now. These sources reporting this information come entirely from my brain, because this is not a thing that is happening. It’s a lie. The only truth is that we’ll all die sometime before the year 3030. Happy future, everyone!
Deltron 3030 dates:
03.22.14 - Scottsdale, AZ - Pub Rock
03.23.14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine Theater
03.24.14 - El Paso, TX - Tricky Falls
03.26.14 - Dallas, TX - Trees
03.27.14 - Austin, TX - Emo’s East
03.28.14 - Houston, TX - House of Blues
03.29.14 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues
03.30.14 - Baton Rouge, LA - Spanish Moon
04.01.14 - Orlando, FL - The Social
04.02.14 - St. Petersburg, FL - State Theater
04.03.14 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Culture Room
• Deltron 3030: https://www.facebook.com/OfficialDELTRON
Thee Oh Sees drop word about dropping new album Drop in April, thus overwhelming swaths of confused bassheads
As was previously alluded to, members of Thee Oh Sees scoff at societal convention and things like accepted definitions of words. While taking a “hiatus” might indicate for the rest of us a euphemism for involuntary career suspension, or entail an indefinite vacation with indefinite activities (but for sure, personally, an indefinite number of pizzas consumed), for Thee Oh Sees it apparently means a mere lapse in live performances — as if they hadn’t exceeded the quota already! Furthermore, with the following news, it’s clear that they’ve swapped ”hiatus” for one of its sorta-anagrams. “Ha, suit!” is their unmitigated response to the pressure to become slaves to The Man, greenback-lined though His swanky business attire may be. Deserving of kudos, they’re sticking to the music, collectively and otherwise.
Eh, sort of. Let’s temper that whole “lack of an actual hiatus” thing a bit, because while Drop, Thee Oh Sees’ fifth official full-length in four years, is set for release April 19, it was technically recorded last fall and not somehow instantaneously since the official announcement of a hiatus back in December. Obviously we’ll take it regardless: the album features contributions from Mikal Cronin, Greer McGettrick of the recently split, also-Bay Area band The Mallard, Casafis, and drummer Chris Woodhouse. Woodhouse apparently also owns the venue in which the album was recorded, a “banana ripening warehouse.” So in the absence of a definitive scientific answer either way, let’s assume the rage-inducing qualities of mass banana smells. The track below has been labeled “the heaviest Oh Sees song yet.”
01. Penetrating Eye
02. Encrypted Bounce
03. Savage Victory
04. Put Some Reverb on My Brother
06. Camera (Queer Sound)
07. King’s Noise
08. Transparent World
09. The Lens
Animal Collective release Spotify Sessions EP, Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow celebrates 20th anniversary
Last year, American treasure Michael Winslow (best known for Police Academy and cool noises) took the stage at Bonnaroo to join some band called Animal Collective. Just kidding. We all know who Animal Collective are. But the Michael Winslow thing definitely happened. As if to prove that this titanic event occurred, Pitchfork reports Animal Collective have put out an EP through Spotify documenting their touch with the gods. Appropriately titled Spotify Sessions, the four-track EP can be heard right now by Spotify users.
Heck, here’s the widget right now:
The set features Animal Collective performing a song from each of their last four records. Which is great and all, those are good records, but it does leave one pondering the possibilities. What could Michael Winslow have added to Sung Tongs’ “Visiting Friends”? Or “I See You Pan,” the opener of 2002’s Holinndagain? Well, wonder no longer. Michael Winslow would have added fire truck sounds.
Spotify Sessions tracklist:
03. Brother Sport
04. Purple Bottle
• Animal Collective: http://animalcollective.org
Bob Casale, one of the original members of Devo, passed away Monday from “conditions that lead to heart failure” at the age of 61, according to his brother and bandmate Gerald Casale.
“As an original member of Devo, Bob Casale was there in the trenches with me from the beginning,” Casale wrote on the band’s Facebook page. “He was my level-headed brother, a solid performer and talented audio engineer, always giving more than he got. He was excited about the possibility of Mark Mothersbaugh allowing Devo to play shows again. His sudden death from conditions that lead to heart failure came as a total shock to us all.”
Devo is an American New Wave band that was formed in 1972, in part, by brothers Mark and Bob Mothersbaugh and Bob and Gerald Casale. At first an underground band — bursting onto the scene with debut album Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! — Devo soon found widespread fame 1980’s Freedom of Choice and the single “Whip It,” the video for which received massive airplay on MTV.
• Devo: http://www.clubdevo.com
Twin Peaks soundtracks to receive vinyl reissues, coffee, cherry pie, logs, sawmills, horses, giants
Like certain individuals in the soul-obliterating Black Lodge, the vinyl soundtracks of David Lynch’s TV series Twin Peaks and follow-up film Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me have been stuck in limbo for a good 20 years. Neither have been available since their original releases in 1990 and 1992, respectively, perhaps because they’re being milked for their sweet, sweet Garmonbozia. But soon, their soul torture shall be over, as The Vinyl Factory reports that Death Waltz Recording Company will be reissuing the pair later this year. No release date has been set, though you may be able to derive the date of release by throwing a series of rocks into the woods.
Referencing the dietary habits of a one Mr. Dale Cooper, the Twin Peaks soundtrack will be printed on cherry-colored vinyl, while the Fire Walks With Me soundtrack will be coffee-colored. Variations in different colors such as “log” or “crazy-Black-Lodge-floor” have not been announced and will likely never be announced, but if anyone from Death Waltz is reading this, think about it. The company has not yet released the cover art for the records, though they do say that the covers are finished and have been approved by David Lynch. You can always (?) trust David Lynch.
• Death Waltz: http://deathwaltzrecordingcompany.com
Nat Baldwin’s new full-length In the Hollows is out in April; could I interest you in more facts about the album in all caps?
And now for another round of Caps-Locked Answers to Oddly Specific Questions About Nat Baldwin!
Q: Does Nat Baldwin have a new full-length called In the Hollows coming out April 29 from Western Vinyl?
Q: Does Nat use a weaving metaphor in his description of the album?
Q: Could you give more detail about the metaphor, like a quote or something?
A: “I WANTED THE STRINGS TO ADD TO THE MOURNFUL QUALITY OF THE SONGS, WEAVING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE SONIC TERRAIN, PROVIDING EMOTIONAL EMPHASIS, BUT ALSO LEAVING NECESSARY AMOUNTS OF SPACE!!”
Q: Can I pre-order In the Hollows?
Q: I feel like Nat plays bass in the Dirty Projectors? And hasn’t he worked with all sorts of folks like Department of Eagles and Vampire Weekend?
A: YOUR ACCURACY IS UNCANNY!
Q: And isn’t he also going on tour between the dates of March 14 and June 8 with an array of artists including Ryan Power, and Lisa/Liza?
A: HONESTLY IS THERE ANY POINT TO ME ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS WHEN YOU SEEM TO ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS?
Q: I’m just trying to be helpful!
A: CAN’T YOU SEE HOW IT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL A LITTLE UNNECESSARY THOUGH?
Q: You’re necessary, no one ever said you weren’t important!
A: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT ME DURING THE DAY THOUGH!
Q: Just because I don’t text you every 20 minutes doesn’t mean I don’t care!
A: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, DON’T YOU THINK WE’RE STRAYING A LITTLE TOO FAR FROM THE FORMAT?
Q: Should we just embed a stream of title track “In the Hollows” and get out of here?
A: IF WE DON’T DO IT SOON THIS JOKE WILL GET OLD PRETTY FAST!
In the Hollows tracklisting:
03. Half My Life
04. In the Hollows
05. The End
06. Cosmos Pose
08. Bored to Death
09. A Good Day to Die
03.14.14 - Biddeford, ME - The Oak and the Ax *
03.15.14 - Bar Harbor, ME - Lompoc Café *
04.04.14 - Iowa City, IA - Mission Creek Festival
04.30.14 - Kittery, ME - BUOY ~
05.01.14 - Pawtucket, RI - Machines With Magnets
05.02.14 - Portland, ME - Space
05.03.14 - Winooski, VT - Winooski United Methodist Church
05.28.14 - Lancaster, OH - Rockmill Brewery Tasting Room^
05.29.14 - Chicago, IL - Constellation
05.30.14 - Champaign, IL - Mike ‘n’ Molly’s
05.31.14 - Bloomington, IN - Rootcellar Lounge
06.01.14 - Louisville, KY - Dreamland
06.02.14 - Cincinnati, OH - The Ice Cream Factory
06.04.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Baby’s All Right
06.06.14 - New Haven, CT - Cafe Nine
06.07.14 - Hudson, NY - The Spotty Dog Books & Ale
06.08.14 - Peterborough, NH - The Thing In The Spring !
~ Ryan Power
^ Holler Boys
! Dave Kontak Ensemble
It’s a story as beautiful as any in “Modern Love” (the New York Times column no one ever actually reads but which everyone either complains about or posts endlessly on Facebook): Scandinavian songwriter with the voice of a pornographic angel and haunting songs about internet porn meets legendary New York band with a reputation for equal parts beauty and brutality and at least a couple songs about debasement and sex work. Together the two sail forth on a lengthy tour of much of Western Civilization, leaving a plague of intelligent, challenging music in their wake.
And so, once upon a time, a really fucked-up fairytale began. Jenny Hval joined hands with Mark McGuire for a blissful month of touring the US behind 2013’s Innocence Is Kinky (TMT Review), her most recent release for Rune Grammofon and our 40th-favorite album of that year. Then in May, Hval meets up with Swans in their spiritual homeland, the center of all depravity, Washington, DC, for an idyllic visionquest through the rugged moors and rolling hills of the United Kingdom. You can check out Jenny Hval performing her song “Why This and Not That?” at a night session in Oslo’s botanical gardens via Yours Truly here:
03.28.14 - Chapel Hill, NC - Local 506
03.29-30.14 - Knoxville, TN - Big Ears Festival
04.01.14 - Iowa City, IA - Mission Creek Festival
04.02.14 - St. Louis, MO - Off Broadway *
04.03.14 - Kansas, City, MO - TBD *
04.04.14 - Omaha, NE - Barley St. Tavern *
04.05.14 - Denver, CO - Moe’s *
04.07.14 - Phoenix, AZ - The Western *
04.08.14 - Los Angeles, CA - The Church *
04.09.14 - San Francisco, CA - The Chapel *
04.10.14 - Santa Cruz, CA - Crepe Place *
04.12.14 - Portland, OR - Bunk Bar *
04.13.14 - Seattle, WA - Barboza *
04.14.14 - Vancouver, BC - TBD *
04.17.14 - Minneapolis, MN - Turf Club *
04.18.14 - Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
05.14.14 - Washington, DC - Black Cat %
05.15.14 - Philadelphia, PA - Union Transfer %
05.17.14 - Boston, MA - Royale Nightclub %
05.18.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom %
05.19.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg %
05.22.14 - Manchester, UK - Manchester Academy 2 %
05.23.14 - Newcastle, UK - Hoults Yard %
05.24.14 - Glasgow, UK - The Arches %
05.25.14 - Aberdeen, UK - The Lemon Tree %
05.27.14 - London, UK - Brixton Electric %
05.28.14 - Bristol, UK - Trinity Community Arts %
05.29.14 - Reading, UK - Sub89 %
05.31.14 - Birmingham, UK - Supersonic Festival
06.01.14 - Leeds, UK - Cockpit %
06.02.14 - Brighton, UK - Concorde 2 %
* Mark McGuire
Well, they’ve done it again, citizens of Earth! Our Robot Overlords have generously offered us Moogfest 2014 in Asheville, NC, and this year they’ve included some of their own in the lineup! That’s right, citizens: Moogfest 2014 will feature three nights of everyone’s favorite man-machines, Kraftwerk! In a stunning 3D extravaganza! And that’s not all, citizens! Moogfest 2014 will feature many of the world’s most famous cyborg musicians, including Giorgio Moroder, M.I.A., Flying Lotus, Pet Shop Boys, Moderat, Holly Herndon, Wolf Eyes, Dan Deacon, Avey Tare’s Slasher Flicks, Black Dice, Machinedrum, Factory Floor, RJD2, Com Truise, ADULT., Daedalus, Hieroglyphic Being, Shigeto, Le1f, Riff Raff, The Gaslamp Killer, Bernie Worrell Orchestra, showcases from labels and locals like RVNG Intl., Warp, DFA, Hopscotch, and much more!
But there’s even more, citizens! Named after one of the progenitors of modern day synthesis, Robert Moog, Moogfest is more than just a music festival. It’ll also feature a massive music and technology conference including panels, workshops, and talks by some of the biggest names in electronic music, artist and engineer alike. Synth pioneers Don Buchla, Herb Deutsch, Tom Oberheim, and Dave Smith will all be there (among many others) — don’t miss the Thunderdome battle.
Our robotic rulers have designated April 23-27 in Asheville, NC as Moogfest 2014’s time-space location. Ticketing Phase 2 has already commenced so you’d better hurry if you want to get your greasy human hands on them.
• Moogfest: http://www.moogfest.com
Danny Brown announces tour, free admission should really be rewarded to anyone sporting a Danny Brown haircut
Imagine you enter a building. You’re there for a concert. There to have a good time. Everything seems normal, but suddenly something seems… off. At the moment, you can’t put your finger on it. To calm your nerves, you cozy up to the bar, looking to get yourself a drink. The bartender is facing away from you. The bartender turns around. The bartender has the same haircut as Danny Brown.
You turn around. Everybody has the same haircut as Danny Brown. Everybody except you.
Danny Brown, you can make this happen. You’re going on tour this spring, in support of your fantastic 2013 album Old (TMT Review). If you dictate that everybody who gets your signature haircut will receive free admission to these shows, you can look out into a crowd of Danny Browns of various races/genders. Please, Danny Brown. Please.
Incidentally, Danny Brown will soon play a string of dates in Europe, where everybody probably already has his haircut. Ooooh, broad generalization about Europeans! Tiny Mix Tapes dot com. Get into it.
Danny Brown dates:
02.21.14 - London, UK - KOKO
02.22.14 - Brighton, UK - Coalition
02.23.14 - Manchester, UK - Gorilla
02.25.14 - Dublin, Ireland - Academy
02.26.14 - Glasgow, UK - The Arches
02.28.14 - Brussels, Belgium - Botanique
03.01.14 - Paris, France - Le Bataclan
03.02.14 - Amsterdam, Netherlands - Melkweg
03.04.14 - Berlin, Germany - Postbahnhof
03.05.14 - Cologne, Germany - Club Bahnhof Ehrenfeld
03.06.14 - Copenhagen, Denmark - Pumpehuset
03.07.14 - Stockholm, Sweden - Nalen
03.08.14 - Oslo, Norway - Parkteatret
03.22.14 - New Orleans, LA - Buku
04.02.14 - Syracuse, NY - Schine Underground
04.03.14 - Burlington, VT - Higher Ground
04.04.14 - Northampton, MA - Pearl Street
04.05.14 - Providence, RI - The Met
04.06.14 - New York, NY - Bowery Ballroom
04.08.14 - Brooklyn, NY - Music Hall of Williamsburg
04.09.14 - Boston, MA - Paradise
04.11.14 - Charlottesville, VA - Jefferson Theater
04.12.14 - Carrboro, NC - Cat’s Cradle
04.13.14 - Columbus, OH - A&R Bar
04.15.14 - Pittsburg, PA - Altar Bar
04.16.14 - Buffalo, NY - Waiting Room
04.19.14 - Poughkeepsie, NY - Vassar College
04.22.14 - Lansing, MI - The Loft
04.24.14 - Urbana, IL - Canopy Club
04.25.14 - Madison, WI - Majestic
04.27.14 - Columbia, MO - Blue Note
04.29.14 - Fort Collins, CO - Aggie Theatre
04.30.14 - Albuquerque, NM - Sunshine
05.02.14 - San Diego, CA - Porter’s
05.03.14 - Los Angeles, CA - El Rey Theater
05.04.14 - Santa Ana, CA - Observatory
05.06.14 - Santa Barbara, CA - Casa de la Raza
05.07.14 - Santa Cruz, CA - Catalyst
05.09.14 - Eugene, OR - WOW Hall
05.10.14 - Seattle, WA - Showbox
05.11.14 - Portland, OR - Roseland
05.13.14 - Salt Lake City, UT - Complex
05.15.14 - Gulf Shores, AL - Hangout Festival
06.07.14 - London, UK - Field Day
06.08.14 - Manchester, UK - Parklife
05.13-22.14 - Toronton, ON - NXNE
07.1012.14 - Frauenfeld, Switzerland - Openair Frauenfeld
08.08-10.14 - Squamish, BC - Squamish Valley Music Festival
Pitchfork Music Festival headliners announced: Beck, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kendrick Lamar, and Chris Ott
Pitchfork Music Festival in Chicago is here again. Or at least the second announcement about it is here! Ryan Schreiber’s top lawyer just sent over a watermarked press release with the first batch of acts, including the hot-as-hell headliners for all three nights. I don’t know about you, but I can already feel the sand off that baseball diamond blowing into my eyes!
On Friday, July 18, we’ve got Giorgio “Sunglasses” Moroder, Sun “Kill Me Now” Moon, Factory Floor, The Haxan Cloak, Sharon Van Etten, a cardboard cut-out of Death Grips, and headliner BECK. Fuck yeah, Death Grips and then Beck!
On Saturday, July 19, you’ll be treated to tUnE-yArDs, Pusha T, Mas Ysa, The Range, Ka, Circulatory System, The Julie Ruin, Wild Beasts, and headliner NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL. Fuck yeah, thousands of drunk people singing “Two-Headed Boy”!
On Sunday, July 20, here’s what’s on deck: DIIV, Slowdive, Grimes, and headliner KENDRICK LAMAR. Fuck yeah, Kendrick Lamar and— well… okay, I’ve got no problem with that.
Early bird three-day passes are already sold out, but other than that, go nuts. Three-day passes are $130, individual shows are $60, and I was just joking about Chris Ott headlining. He’s singing backup for DIIV.
• Pitchfork Music Festival: http://www.pitchforkmusicfestival.com